Chapter 23

As the morning came everyone took their own way, Bill headed to the mall to meet up with the girls while Dipper went to the diner with Wendy. Everyone else just tried to enjoy the day without tearing the freaking town apart. Dipper got a text message from his sister's phone saying: 'Be home at 5 p.m~ Bill'

Meanwhile Dipper arrived at the diner to meet with Wendy, who happily agreed to meet with him as she was dying to know what happened the other day. As he entered the diner she was already winking from a table in the far back probably so nobody could hear them talking about who knows what.

"Hey Dipps" She said as she hugged him.

"Always glad to see you Wendy" He uttered as he hugged her back.

"Did you feel that freaking earthquake yesterday?" She asked.

Dipper panicked "What earthquake?"

"You didn't notice? A sink hole opened near that freaking triangle statue and cause an earthquake as far as I know"

"Uh... No was busy... Doing um... Family stuff" He answered.

"Oh.. Well then, tell me, tell me, tell me" She said as she smiled.

"About?" He asked.

"The reason why you called me? Your boyfriend" she smiled.

"Woah... Don't say that so loud, boyfriend sounds weird" He blushed.

"What would you call it then? Partner?" She asked confused.

"I don't know... But hey I've never seen you that excited about something... " Dipper said surprised.

"Well you know... Strange shit happens on a daily basis around here but... This is different a whole new level of crazy, not even the mermaid story of your sister was as fun" She exclaimed.

"Uh... Can we wait until we get the food you know... I'm still not sure how to say this " He stuttered.

"No probs" She answered.

As Dipper coughed out of nervousness lazy Susan got their orders, Wendy got a full breakfast while Dipper got some pancakes and coffee. They waited until the food arrived as Dipper couldn't bring it over his lips that he was fucking with Bill Cipher.

"You have your coffee and food now tell me! Did he teleport? Fly? No wait is he a vampire? She laughed.

Dipper sighed as there was no way to avoid it now, Wendy always took everything really chilled so her reaction wouldn't be that much different this time but still... He didn't even tell his Grunkle, Mabel did for him.

"No he isn't a vampire..." Dipper scratched his head.

"But he isn't human right?" She smirked.

"When you said it like that it sounds weird!" Dipper stressed.

"Sorry, it's just funny to imagine if he was a gnome like your sister's first boyfriend" She kept laughing.

"Thanks that's an image I will never get rid of" Dipper complained.

"I'm so sorry I'm just in a good mood today" she chuckled "Ok now I'm serious"

"OK... " Dipper took a deep breath "He kinda is... A.. Dmngh" He muffled the last word.

"Dude it can't be the bad! Come on" she cheered as she ate.

"Demon... " Dipper said as he coughed and drank his coffee.

"Wait like those things that tried to kill us in the Armageddon? She questioned.

"Weirdmageddon..." Dipper corrected "And yes... Like one of those things... See now I sound like a freak!" Dipper exclaimed.

"You have always been a freak but we are both freaks that is why I like you Pines... Well at least he looks human and not a giant piece of teeth with arms... Or a flying triangle" She added which made Dipper choke on his coffee.

"Dude what's wrong?" she asked.

"I'm ok... " he said as he was able to catch some air.

"Well if you say so, well nothing that really surprised me this time either..." She said kinda disappointed. "But hey, at least he's good looking, when I hear the word demon the only thing I can think of is that cocky yellow triangle"

"Hmm... " Dipper only nodded.

"But it isn't it weird when you... Call his name since its Bill? I mean, I can only imagine you guys doing... stuff and when you call his name the image of Bill Cipher pops up in your head? Wouldn't that be hilariously embarrassing?" She broke out in laughter.

Dipper spat out his coffee because of Wendy using the word 'stuff' with Bill Cipher.

"Woah Dipp calm down" She uttered "I'm only joking"

"If it would only be a joke... " Dipper answered without thinking.

It took Wendy a few seconds to process what Dipper just said, as she did she moved her plate aside and smashed her head against the table.

"Uh... Wendy?" Dipper poked her.

"Just give me a minute to digest this... " She muffled as she was talking against the table, after a few seconds she raised her head "Normally I wouldn't care but... Could you explain how in hell that happened?"

"Long story short... I didn't knew it was actually Bill Cipher until I had already developed a... Umm.." He pondered.

"Crush?" Wendy added.

"I didn't want to use that word... And it's not the same guy, he saved me a few days ago... It's a story for another time but I kinda owe him my life, I've no excuses on how wrong this is so if you stop talking to me..." Dipper was interrupted.

"Woah no, no, no what's up with the drama?" She said as she moved to sit next to him "Dipper look, I know there is more to this than you are saying, so I will trust you and that you will keep the dorito chained" she smiled.

"That's it?" He was surprised.

"Yeah well at first I thought you would say merman or werewolf or something like that, this is not what I awaited but... As long as you happy" She patted him on the back, Dipper only smiled back.

"Thank you... And what about your boyfriend when do I get to meet him?" Dipper mocked.

"Oh... Yeah about that" She laughed "I wasn't sure how to tell you but now that I know you are doing a satanic dorito" She cracked up in laughter again "Oh man... The crap I talked with him at that freaking party" She remembered "Anyways my boyfriend it's not a he, it's a she, I've a girlfriend" She whispered into his ear.

"And you didn't want to tell me because?" Dipper raised his eyebrow.

"You know because you had a crush on me, I thought it might be weird" Wendy added.

"Not really... The only weird one here is me for having a crush on fucking Bill Cipher…" Dipper murmured.

"Nah! Come on, if I wasn't taken I might have hit on him as well" She laughed "You gotta admit, he doesn't look bad at all"

"I know" Dipper said as he covered his face because he was blushing "If we are talking about weird stuff can I ask you for one more favour?" Dipper inquired.

"Shoot" Wendy answered as she ate her bacon.

"Um... Could we borrow the cabin again? I can pay like for the night you know!" Dipper said without breathing as he was really nervous.

"Dude relax, of course you can" She smiled "Only clean the mess" She added with a serious face.

"Really just like that?" Dipper replied perplexed.

"Yeah I can imagine the shack isn't exactly a nice place for your activities" she winked.

"Don't say it like that!" Dipper turned red "It's not like you are wrong… but don't say it like that"

"Chill bro, I will leave you a spare set of keys hidden in case I'm already sleeping or something when you need it" Wendy smiled.

"Thank you" He stated one again.

Both of them kept eating without exchanging many words from then on, they bid farewell as Wendy had to go work, Dipper headed back to the Shack, since he didn't know how to spend the time until 5 as Mabel and Bill were still 'shopping' or who knows what they were doing. Short before 5 p.m. Mabel returned to the Shack, who was carrying way too many bags.

"What did you buy the whole mall?" Dipper asked perplexed because of the ridiculous amount of bags.

"Bill let me use his credit card!" Mabel smiled as she raised some bags.

"And where is he?" Dipper asked confused.

"Secret, go shower and put this on when you are done" She said as she threw two bags at Dipper.

"What is this?" Dipper looked into the bags.

"No asking, no buts, make yourself fresh and put that on!" She demanded.

"Woah… chill sister, I will" Dipper uttered as he went upstairs and did as he was told. After he freshened up he unpacked the things Mabel gave him, revealing some new light jeans, a white shirt (3/4 sleeve) and a black vest with it.

"Mabel what the hell is this?" He yelled so his sister would hear him from downstairs.

"Bill told me to get you something fancier than your usual so put it on! I could have bought something a lot worse" She yelled back.

He hesitated as he wasn't used to wearing shirts, vests or like anything fancy or fashionable but he put the things on anyway, as he was done he headed back downstairs to Mabel.

"What now?" He said as he presented himself in his new clothes.

"Ulala bro bro, I should become a fashion designer" Mabel's eyes sparkled.

"No seriously what now? Where is Bill?" He asked annoyed.

"Oh yeah… wait a sec…" Mabel pulled her brother into an 'X' that she marked in the middle of the living room "Stay there" She pulled out her phone and send a text message.

"Mabel what the heck?" Dipper asked once again.

"Stay on that!" She said as she backed away "3…2…" She started counting in reverse.

"Mabel wha..?!"

"1…"

He couldn't even finish his sentence as a rift was opened under his feet sucking him in and throwing him out at what seemed to be some black room that was only being illuminated by a dim white light.

"Seems you survived" Bill said in a sarcastic tone, grinning as always, as he neared Dipper from behind, he was wearing similar clothes like Dipper only black pants and a yellow vest with a bow tie.

"Where are we? What is this room? And why the fancy dressing?" Dipper asked confused as he stood up.

"You should know how much I prefer fancy clothes over anything else" Bill remarked as he raised his eyebrow.

"I know… "

"I could have ordered Mabel to buy you a suit… I only wanted to see you well dressed that's it" Bill explained.

"Aha…Now back to the main point… what is this room?" Dipper asked once more.

"Close your eyes Pinetree" Bill said as he placed his hands over Dipper's eyes.

"Ok…" Dipper obliged as he sighed.

Bill snapped his fingers with that the room they were in broke apart. He took his hands off Dipper's eyes, revealing that they were standing behind the waterfall inside the crater the UFO made.

"I…" Dipper couldn't bring a word over his lips.

"Don't you like it?" Bill asked worried.

"No no no!" Dipper tried to comfort Bill "I'm just stunned… we are standing behind the waterfall…" Dipper said as his eyes sparkled.

"Then you like it?" Bill asked as he kissed Dipper's hand. Which made him fluster so he only nodded.

"I just wanted to take you somewhere nice and since I can't leave this shit hole… I had to think about something" Bill said he snapped his fingers again and something like a picnic blanket appeared, with wine and some food. Bill sat down and patted the place next to him for Dipper to sit. Who obliged still not unable to say anything.

"Is something wrong?" Bill asked again.

"No I just…" Dipper grabbed Bill's hand "I'm just happy" Dipper said as he smiled and leaned in to kiss Bill.

If you guys can't picture where they are, I posted a link on chapter 23 of my AO3 account since they allow links~

And smut warning for the next chapter 3