Chapter 2: Shoey Fun Time
"Heeeeyyyyy!" I said gayly. "Welcome to Shoey fun time!"
"Shoey fun time?" Joey laughs, looking incredulously at me.
"Yeah, it's where we talk about our weird ass fetishes and have sex." I said in a low and serious voice, a serious expression painting my face as I tried not to laugh.
"Oh." Joey says chuckling, playing along. "So, what is a fetish of yours?"
"Hold on. Here Corny! Daddy has something for you!"
Corny runs up to us, jumping onto Joey's lap.
"Fine then. Be a bitch." I said, grumbling. "You're not getting it then."
"Shane! What'd you do to her?!" Joey exclaimed in shock, petting the dog.
"Nothing. Remember when she walked in on us having sex?" I asked.
"Oh, yeah I remember."
"Well, one of my fetishes is people and animals watching me have sex with you." I said, acting serious.
Joey looked at me in shock, then looked down laughing. I laughed too.
"Shane..." Joey sighed, laughing. "You need Jesus."
We continued our video for a while and ended it like usual with something perverted.
(Insert something perverted here. End of video.)
"So, Joey," I start, putting away the video stuff. "Wanna stay over?"
"Oh, sure. Have nothing better to do." Joey says, folding the Shane Dawson t-shirt he wore and setting it down on the coffee table.
"Nothing better to do? Sheesh, now I see how important I am to you." I grumble, making him laugh.
"You know what I mean." Joey told me, plopping down on the sofa.
I took a seat next to him, flipping on the tv.
"Lisa goes lesbian on me and you just ignore me. Man, life is just great." I say jokingly, acting dejected and bitter.
"Shane, if Lisa went lesbian on you, I'm pretty sure nothing would change." Joey said, making me look at him with a semi fake hurt expression.
"Okay, I may look like a lesbian, but I assure you I am 99% all man." I said, making me sound all dramatic.
Joey laughed, looking a little confused. "99%?"
"Well, my personality is just a little like a girls. But, just because I have weird issues doesn't make me any less manly." I said defensively.
Joey shook his head and laughed. "Well then."
I looked at him and we broke into laughter. When it dimed down to nothing but a few chuckles, I picked up the remote and turned on the t.v.
...And, of course, The Notebook is playing. Fuck.
Joey looked at the t.v. and went into a fit of giggles as if he were a Japanese school girl. "Shane... you need a new hobby."
"Shut up and watch the fucking movie." I growled, blushing as I sank further into the couch, wishing yet again I could just disappear.
TBC...