~Hey, I told you I would update this story sometime this week, so I kept my promise. I normally don't make promises unless I know I can keep it. I wrote this on a whim, since I forgot all about the craft fair I am going to Saturday. I was spending most of this week making things to sell to raise money for stuff. I almost forgot about updating, so sorry about that. Anyways, ONTO THE FANFIC! Hope you enjoy.~

WARNING!: There will be A LOT of crude and offensive humor, so please don't go hating on me. And, I know Shane might sound a but like a pedo or a creepy pervert, but let's face it. He kinda is like one. And also, there are some serious feelz in this chapter, so be prepared!

Chapter 6: Why'd You Pull Away?

Shane's POV:

"Hey guys! Welcome back to Shoey fun time!" I said as I waved gayly at the camera.

Joey laughed, waving too. "Is that, like, a new segment or something?" He asked me.

I looked at the camera's lens reflection and made a 'sexy' face, then turning towards him with it. "Of course! It gives me the chance to put on my sexy ass face! You know, like girl porn stars do before eating their chocolate lollipop."

Joey's eyes widened in shock at my words. "SHANE!" He exclaimed in shock, making me laugh hard.

"What?" I asked, switching to my ghetto voice. "You know how d'em gurls LOVE their white cream filled chocolate. You know how peoples say that at the end of the rainbow, you'll find a pot of mudda fucking gold? Well, d'ey don't get any bling-bling, but they do get some sticky hot and melted marshmallows shot down their throats and kitty cat through a nice big black gun. What I find scury is that d'ey sure as hell don't shoot blanks. I mean, if I have to shove another coat-hanger up in there, my pussy's gonna look like honey-boo-boo's face after she hits 15 and dies of over-fucking-obesity and explodes. Yeah, just pops, like somebody tried to pin the tail on the donkey and found her."

When I stopped, I saw Joey was looking at me as if I just grew another head and tentacles had sprouted from my back, now beginning to rape Unicorn. Yep, that bad.

After a moment, Joey went into a fit of giggles and I couldn't help it and started to laugh too. God his laugh is so contagious...

"Oh. Migod. Shane, you seriously NEED to go get help." Joey said through his giggle fit. I rolled my eyes, but continued to laugh uncontrollably.

"Okay-okay-okay. I think we're okay now." I said to the camera after our laughing gradually slowed to chuckling. "Now, today, we are gonna have a little game fun. We're gonna call it... um..."

Joey nodded his head. "Wouldn't it be called... 'Sexy Shoey Game Time'?" He asked me, making me grin like an idiot.

"Hell yeah, sounds like it pretty much sums it up." I said, patting Joey on the back. "Good job, baby."

Joey rolled his eyes, his cheeks tinted pink from embarrassment. "Thanks boyfriend." He said as he playfully punched me on the shoulder.

I know it was meant as a joke, but for whatever reason, I felt my heart flutter at the title. It felt oddly appealing to me.

Grr... fucking heart... don't be such an idiot. As if he would like me like that. Besides, I'm not gay like people think, so fuck off. You make no sense.

Leaning away from him, I smiled at the camera. "Damn right! And I'll kill anyone who gets in the way of that... Catrific." I glared at the camera as though I was looking at her. "You better stay away from my man or I'll stab a bitch!"

Joey sighed, rubbing my shoulder. "Common, don't be jealous of her. She may have been around longer, but she can't hold a candle to you."

Again with the heart.

...But... why did it twinge just now?

After a few moments, I Put on my acting facade. I looked at Joey with a semi-fake, semi-real shocked expression; then, I fake cried. "Joey... You really do know how to make a gurl happy! Oh, come here!"

I pulled Joey into a what I would like to say fake hug, but it was real to me.

Much, much too real.

Joey's POV:

When I said Shane didn't hold a candle to her, I was actually being serious. I don't know why, how, or even when this change had begun, but now, it's different between us. I can feel that Shane thinks of me differently too, but in what way... I don't know. For such an open person, he sure is hard to read. What I want to figure out is what these feelings are called. It's nothing I've ever felt before. Please heart, just slow down for a moment so I can try to figure out what these shapeless emotions are!

As I was trying to sort out these feeling of mine, I felt myself being pulled against something warm. Snapping out of my thoughts, I saw that Shane was... hugging me?

After a few, and rather shocked, seconds, I smiled and hugged him back. His body seemed to radiate heat and a lot of it, too. Not that I minded. In fact, I kinda liked it.

So warm... I wish I could stay like this...

Shane's POV:

Realizing that this hug had far exceeded the acceptable time limit for a friendly hug, I pulled back quickly in embarrassment, my face feeling like it was blushing bright red.

"S-Sorry... got a bit carried away." I stammered a bit, then realized my hands were on his shoulders and pulled them away.

Joey blinked at me in confusion, looking a bit unhappy. "Why'd you pull away?" He asked me, making me blush further.

"Oh, uh, because I thought it would make you uncomfortable if I continued to hug you like that." I said, frowning in confusion.

Exactly what did he want me to do? Continue hugging him until things got REALLY awkward?

"Uncomfortable? But, I was warm and I was close to fi..." Joey stopped mid sentence, then looked at me in shock.

"Close to what?" I asked, feeling a bit flattered that he said I was warm, confused still.

Joey stared at me as though he finally solved a puzzle he was stuck on, but then shook his head. "I-It's nothing."

Man, Joey's confusing. One moment he's happy, next he's exasperated, then he's spaced out, then he becomes secretive. Why do this to me, Joey? You're making me confused and making my heart skip. Just tell me.

"Oh, okay..." I say lamely. God Shane, grow a pair, would you? So pathetic...

I sigh, but forced a smile on my face. "Why don't we take a brake from filming?" I suggest, seeing Joey nod in agreement.

"Yeah, that would be a good idea." He said, still seemingly out of it as he got up and left the room, leaving me to ponder what happened.

Okay, so I made a joke, we laughed, talked about bitches like Catrific, then Joey complimented me and I got really sentimental and shit and hugged him, making Joey go all weird. Now, things are awkward and I don't know what to do.

Great going Shane. Great going.

Joey's POV:

I get it now. I finally get it. Why things are different than they use to be, why Shane has been acting weird, why my heart goes all weird on me when Shane is involved, our bizarre actions and words. It all makes sense now.

...I'm in love.

...

I'm in love with Shane.

It all makes sense now.

But... how am I gonna tell him?

Can I tell him? Do I have the guts?

...I don't know. I really don't know.

TBC...

~I hope you didn't mind me getting all that serious stuff involved. I don't know where I am going with this, but I am just gonna go with it. Next chapter will come when it does, so please be patient. Anyways, hope you enjoyed and I'll see ya later Friends.~