This is a series of character interviews, not an actual chapter. One of you guys gave me the idea, and it just stuck with me. Anyway I will try to make them interesting. On the the interviews.
Tracer Interview
"Hello loves," said Tracer standing in front of a poster back of the Overwatch symbol, "As most of you know, my Name is Tracer. The fastest woman alive."
"No offense lassie, but one of my old teammates could beat in a race, hands down," said Demoman from the background.
"Tavish! I'm trying to do an interview here," complained Tracer while swinging her arms up into the air and turning towards Demoman. He just snickered and continued to watch, "Anyway, some of you asked how I got my powers. Well it all started when I was asked to test pilot a new fighter jet prototype: The slipstream. While at first everything seemed to going well without a problem, about five minutes after take off, a malfunction occurred, forcing the jet to act up. I was caught in the malfunction, and when I was not found in the crash, everyone thought I died. But a few weeks later, I turned up and continued life. That did not last because I disappeared agin without a trace, and I would later reappear a few weeks later. This continued to happen for a while till the point where even if I was present, I could not touch anything. I had become a literal ghost."
"You poor lass," said Demoman since this was the first time he heard this story.
"The scientist that worked with me to figure out what was happening called my condition: Chronal Disassociation Disorder," continued Tracer taking a moment to breath, "Most scientist had no idea what to do to help me, till one scientist that is. My best friend Winston created a device that would anchor me to the present, but also allow me to manipulate my time stream, allowing me to do the amazing things you see today."
"Nice job lass," said Demoman from the back again.
Demoman
"What makes me a good Demoman," began Demoman, "If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be here discussing it with yah. Now would I?"
Cuts to video of Demoman charging in into battle
"Let's, do it," Demoman roared as he charged, "Not one of yah's going to survive this!"
Video cut
"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one twitch," ranted demoman as he gabbed a bottle of scotch, "and kablooie!"
Video cuts
Demoman charging towards a Talon bunker, while firing two explosive grenades, this destroying the bunker.
Cuts back
Demoman, putting his bottle down on the table.
"I got a crummy life," began Demoman, "I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more (censor beep) than they got the like of me. So, tire find you dandy so proud, so cock sure. Prancin about with your head full of eyeballs. Come and get me I say, I'll be waitin' on yah with a wif of my own brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end." Demoman slams his bottle back down on the table. He was clearly sore about losing his eye.
"You really that upset about losing your eye mate," asked Sniper from a nearby table that had some snacks on it. With him was Reinhardt and Lucio.
"Your bloody damn right I'm sore, I got no depth perception," yelled Demoman from the table he was sitting at.
"Well I know what subject to avoid in the future," remarked Sniper while taking a bite out of a doughnut.