Written for the Fifty Shades of... Challenge,(I missed the deadline for, but still got a prompt from) The Return Of The Daily Weird Prompt Thing (Speed-writing Compitition ), and the Acrostic-y Challenge of Chapter Titles - DIAGON ALLEY
Exausted. There was no other word for the state Rose was in. She was eight months pregnant and she was exhausted. She lazied around the house most days, wearing her husband T-Shirts. She might have been glad to be having a baby, but why wouldn't this thing get out of her?
She was napping on the couch one afternoon when there was an insistant knocking on the door, soon accompanied by her cousin's voice.
"Rose Malfoy, open this door right now! I will come in through a window!" Lily screamed.
"I'm coming, I'm coming. " mumbled Rose groggily.
Rose waddled to the door and open it with a yawn. Lily promptly came in and sat on the couch. With a sigh Rose closed the door and went to sit by her. Lily was staring at Rose's shirt a quizzical look on her face. Rose finally had enough.
"What?" She asked.
"Your shirt." Lily replied.
Exasperated Rose asked, "What about my shirt?"
"It's just that it says pants." said Lily.
"That's really not that funny. Now, are you seriously going to tell me you came over just to talk about my shirt?"
"Nooo, " Lily drew her feet up under her. "Do you have any food, Rosie?
Rose rolled her eyes. "I'm pregnant Lily, what do you think?"
"Is that a yes?" Lily inquired.
Waving her hand, Rose said, "Help yourself, just be quite. I'm trying to sleep. "
Lily hopped up. "Yeah, yeah, yeah..."
Scorpius came through the front door a few hours later to find Rose asleep on the couch and Lily sitting in front of the T.V., food spread around her.
"Lily..." He began.
"I came over, she was asleep. I woke her up. She told me to help myself." Lily explained as if it were the simplest thing in the world.
"Oh." Said Scorpius.
Scorpius gently woke Rose, dreading her reaction to all the food Lily had eaten. Stepping behind the couch, and, coincidentally, out of her line of fire, he nudged Rose awake. Rose smiled up at him, until she glanced over at the T.V. She jumped up so fast Scorpius's next thought was Shit, how am I going to explain to Harry that Rose broke his daughter.
"Lily!" Rose's scream ripped through the house, making Scorpius jump.
Lily spun around, " What?" She said through a mouth full of food.
" I said help yourself, not eat all my damn food!"
"Sorry, sor-" Lily began but was cut of by a torrent of swearing on Rose's part.
Scorpius jumped in. " Rose, what's wrong?"
"Thanks to Lily, my fucking water just broke!" Screamed Rose.
Scorpius fainted.