Scorpius spilled the Flobber Worms all over the floor of the dungeons.
"Malfoy, you retarded git!" exclaimed Rose, his Potions partner.
She began to lay into him. She cursed him up one side and down the other. She also screamed some very de-masculinizing comments. It was a very scarring experience for all involved.
Scorpius' friends were talking about it later that evening, while Scorpius seamingly drifted about in space. The guys were going on about how she had tore into him. He was thinking about how her eyes looked when she was angry.
"She was stark mad Scorp. It was like a vulture. "John Zambini said with a laugh.
"Vultures are cute." Scorpius said, off-handedly.
"Oh, Scorp!" there were several cat-calls and whistles.
Albus clapped Scorpius on the back. He had a rather smug look on his face. Scorpius dreaded the next words that would leave his best friend's mouth...
" 'Bout time you realized it Scorp. Just think, Ron will be your father-in-law one day. If you thought Rose was scary wait till you anger Uncle Ron. " Al both grimaced and laughed at the thought.
" I'd brave it for a chance with Rose." Scorpius replied with that dreamy look still in her eyes.
"I don't think you'd have a chance." Albus jibed.
Sure I could! " Scorpius protested.
"Wanna make a bet?" asked Albus.
"That sounds like a great idea." piped up Zambini.
"You guys think so?"asked Scorpius sounding more hopeful.
"Yeah, " "Sure," they agreed.
Scorpius walked away with a little more pep in his step. Albus and John just looked at each other and laughed. They knew what was coming.
"We're going to lose this bet, aren't we? " asked Zambini.
"Oh, yeah," Albus agreed. "But not before Scorp gets turned into vulture bait. "
Written for the Fifty Shades of. . Challenge and The Return of the Daily Weird Prompt Thing