Scorpius knocked o the bathroom door.
"Rosie, what's going on in their?" He asked through the door.
"Shark Week!" She yelled back.
"Eh! Well, I'll just go... do something. " he said.
Scorpius watched the television in the living room. Trying to block the images she put in his head he paled as she entered the room in a good mood. She wasn't phased at all.
She sat beside him. She nodded him staring at the screen blankly and moved her hand in front of his eyes.
"What's wrong?" She asked.
"The images you put into my head. I'll never be able to watch Shark Week again. I'm scarred for life." He shuddered.
"Oh, come on! Just saying 'my period' sounds boring. "
"Ok, I can't believe you said that. Can we change topics please? Seriously, can we please end this conversation? "
Rose laughed, "Yeah, sure but look on the bright side. Do you know what this means?"
Scorpius was agast at the fact that the conversation wasn't actually ending, "No, what does it mean? "
"I'm not pregnant! " She exclaimed.
"Well, that's always good. " he conceded.
"Yes, it really is." She said.
Written for the Ultimate Battle! Competition BETA'd by Valerian candidate