"Okay, hey there everyone. Mike here once again... uh... So... you're probably wondering where the hell we've been for... some time... even after we said we'd return a week after the last chapter was posted... well, there's a good reason for that... and no, don't worry, we're not doing that thing where we say we're coming back to fanfiction only to never bother with it ever again... even though it's been some time since we've actually updated any other stories on this account... however! Do not fear! We shall be back on sunday to post another chapter and- Hey, stop rolling those eyes! I'm serious! We shall be posting another chapter this week and then... we'll... actually be doing nothing for two weeks since the author is away on holiday to the Isle of Lewis... So, uh... wrapping things up... We're sorry, we're not being assholes on purpose and we'll see you soon... ... ...Cheerio"...
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Okay guys, on a serious note, there is a good reason why I've been incredibly late with updating not just this story, but all my other ones too. Time and time, I've mentioned how my laptop is an utter abomination. And this time is no exception. While I had written the chapter for "next time", my laptop begun crashing and shutting down over and over again, meaning that I had to write my chapter, not one, not two, not even three times, but four! Four flipping times I lost my work and having to start all over again! Then, lo and behold, the motherboard got wrecked, meaning I had to get a new laptop, and I'm sure you know these things don't come cheap, so I've had to wait some time to collect enough money to get a new one, which I received yesterday. SO. There you go. I haven't been lazy of anything, just my bad luck reminding me how much my life sucks XP Also, as you've just read, I am on holiday next week, and the chances of getting internet connection is slim, so again, I won't be posting chapters for some time. Big thanks to those who have been mega patient with me throughout this annoying problem, and I'll see you on Sunday. Cheerio!