A/N: I haven't written anything humorous for a long time so I decided I'd take a stab at it today.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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Neji was beyond pissed. Stormy lilac eyes narrowed as they slid over his cackling teammates. It was partially his fault; he should have seen this coming ever since he refused to let the two stop for ice cream in the last town over.
("But Neji!" Lee had protested. "Ice cream is the ultimate food of youth! We must have it!" Tenten nodded along though Neji was sure she probably would not have used the word "youth" if it had been she who expressed their outrage. Nevertheless, to end the argument, the Hyuuga had responded, "Lee, I can find more 'youth' in a toilet. Let's go.")
Growling, he brushed a braided lockof hair away from his face. (He had already undone the other braids that had left his hair wavy. Wavy!) His nostrils flared when he caught sight of the black marker in Lee's hand and his brow twitched in irritation as he remembered the fake mustache and devil horns he had woken up with.
He took one menacing step forwards, serving to only make Lee's grin wider. Tenten eyeballed him wearily for a moment before she giggled again. Then the Hyuuga lunged at them, tackling both to the ground.
A minute later, both Lee and Tenten's faces had streaks of black all over and Neji's lips were curving into a triumphant smirk. He capped the marker and slid it into his pocket.
Tenten and Lee exchanged a look of exasperation and amusement.
Neji never really could take a joke.
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A/N: Thank you for reading and please review!
~M.I.