Mike and Yinshen stood their ground. One smirking in amusement while the other looked on the verge of snapping out in anger (any bets on which is which?). A few very uncomfortable seconds passed between the two before one finally spoke up.
"Come on Mike. The audience is waiting".
"Can I take this quick opportunity to say how much I'm going to hate doing this"?
"Just man up and do it".
Mike sighed and begun to do something rather… corny, cheezy, something that shouldn't really be done in a kfp fanfic. He… began… to sing. In the distance, if you listened close enough you could almost hear a piano playing a sad tune in D minor
We've now reached chapter nine
And I wish I'd say it's fine
But after so much of this shit
I'd like to go ahead and quit
But oh I can't do so
Because my friend here tells me no
I'd say she's like an evil witch
But really she's just such a bi-
"Don't even think about it".
Oh why… must we try…
When we could just wave goodbye…
This story's gone on for too damn long…
And I must express myself by… singing a song…
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…
"And it can go suck my"-
"Right, Okay! Well, maybe we should just… stop while we're ahead".
"Nuh uh! You wanted a song, you're going to get one! I've wanted to get this off my chest for ages now and that's what I'm going to do"!
My life here's not all that swell
Sometimes I want you to burn in hell
I've been through some painful times
And I have to go and sing some rhymes
I don't even get a thanks
I'm just a victim of my partners' pranks
It's times like this I should just go solo
After all it's like they say, yolo
Just for once give me a break
At this rate my body will start to ache
I just feel like I'll go berserk
The author of this tale's quite a jerk
But does it get better
Well let me write a letter
And I'll end it on this note
That I would rather slit my throat…
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"And… that's all the time we have for Mikes' song".
"Wow. That… actually helped me get a lot off of my mind. And… also discover a few disturbing thoughts at the back of my head"…
"So, that means I better start with mine".
"Wait, hold on! I still have more to vent! Like how Po keeps stealing my bean buns! Monkey's always pranking the hell out of me! And seriously, have you heard Viper snore?! It's like a freaking hurricane's taking place next door"!
Now all of a sudden, a fast paced beat could be heard.
Hey now, let's move on!
And I'll tell you of a tale!
I hope you'll stick around!
For this song's just begun!
Can you help who you are?
Can you help just feeling free?
There's nothing like just being happy!
And being oh so full of glee!
So tell me everybody!
Won't you come along and sing with me, hey!
In a split second after singing that line, Po, the furious five and Shifu appear out of nowhere and join in with the singing.
Just remember to smile smile smiiiiile!
Just remember to smile smile smiiiiile!
"Uh… What the bloody hell is happening right now"?
Cause we'll never stop, oh never stop!
This story's gonna go on forever!
So just hang around don't make a sound!
Just sit back and relaaaaaaax!
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"Umm… What the hell was that"?
"What"?
"The out of nowhere music, the freaking backup choir you probably hired, even the freaking song about being happy and this story lasting until the end of gaddamn time! What kind of bastard is going to want this story to go on forever"?
"Come on Mike, it's just a song. Besides I didn't exactly have time to plan so I just improvised at the top of my head".
"Ugh, yeah whatever. I really don't care any more. At least we're done".
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*GONG*
Hear the legend of the-
"No! NO! Don't you even dare Po! I'll strangle you if I must so keep your mouth shut"!
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Interesting fact, I had originally tried to write a crossover fic a few weeks ago but eventually gave up on it for multiple reasons so instead I decided to come up with a short song fic chapter since this story has gone on too long without an update. Some of you may also be wondering and yes, I did get the idea from RVB so don't be surprised to see some similarities.
Also, with Yinshen's song? I really had no idea what else to have her sing about so apologies if it's not that good ^^ so, until next chapter, cheerio!