"No! No no, a thousand times no, just... no"!
"Yeah, this... this one is going just a bit too far".
"Well shit, if even the agreeable Yinshen is saying no, then obviously, it's an abolutley horrible idea"!
"Are we sure we've even recieved the right script for this one? I mean... wow. After all we've been through, this one is just... I can't even find the words".
"Oh I can think of several"!
"Within a T rated fic"?
"Not even close"!
"Then keep that snout of yours zipped if you'd be so kind".
"Hmpf"!
"Pass the script over again".
"Here"!
"Okay... ... Yep, that's definetley what it says".
"Oh terrific! That just grea- You know there's only so much I can take of this after last chapter"!
"Which was three months ago".
"Not nearly long enough"!
"Oh, hold on. I missed out an important detail".
"What would that be"?
"According to the script, if we do this we'll get another month off. That kind of sweetens the deal a bit".
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"We only have to do this for this ONE chapter, right"?!
"That what the script says".
"Just for an hour! Any longer and I'm out"!
"I don't like it either but... I'd really like another month off".
"... Fine. Just... fine. I'm in".
"Me too. Let's get this over with".
"Okay, here we go. *Cough* Hey there guys... Mike here"...
..."And Yinshen, back once again"...
"Forgive us if we don't sound too thrilled this chapter"...
"Not that it's much problem for Mike here since he never sounds too thrilled"...
"But this one is different. Something that may seem fine to you lot but for us, the two who have to analyse stories by taking part in them... well, none of you would be happy about it if you were in our place".
"And so, that's why for this chapter"...
"This ONE and ONLY chapter, we will be... doing a gender swap story".
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"And T rated fic or not, you authors can go and f*$! yourselves for this one"!
GENDER SWAP STORY - By A-Hole69
Like always, it was an early start for the residents of the Jade Palace. Breakfast, then training, followed by patrolling the Valley of Peace. Throughout the day, little rest was given to the Furious five and the Dragon Warrior. And unfortunatley this was no exception to the newest members Yangshen and Michelle, who as always, tried to make the best of the day as it progressed.
"I hate my life". Michelle huffed as she coiled on the spot, furious with the cruel hand fate had dealt her.
"Yeah, and what kind of name is Yangshen"? Yangshen Muttered to herself.
"Probably because of the yang hanging in your pants".
"What was that"?
"Oh nothing important". Michelle smirked, looking anywhere but at the face of the annoyed panther.
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"So... quick question before we begin. What if... that time of the month happens"?
Yangshen snorted. "Oh gods, are you really asking that"?
"Hey, I'd prefer to be prepared for this, okay?! I don't want to be leaving a trail of blood wherever I slither"!
"Alright alright. All you need to do is"-
"Michelle! Yangshen"! Came a bubbly voice from behind.
"Is that Po's voice"? Michelle asked as he began turn round. "Why doe his voice sound lighter than usua-oh my good god no"...
Upon turning round and seeing Po, one of the things the female python had not expected to see was the big fluffy panda...
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In a dress and with a small amount of make-up applied.
"Guess we're not the only ones affected". Yangshen cringed before the panda scooped the pair of them into a massive bear hug.
"It feels like forever since I've seen you guys"! Po exclaimed, applying more force into the hug, much to the two's dismay.
"Well... it has been three months I guess". Yangshen smiled weakly.
"Soooo uncomfortable right now"... Michelle hissed lowly, going as limp as a doll until Po let go.
"Hey there... Po. Good to see you too". Yangshen spoke, trying to give the most polite smile she could muster.
"I know right?! Bet those muscles of yours could use a workout after spending so much time away from the action, huh"?
"Uh... I guess"?
"Sweet! I'll meet you guys at the training hall! If I'm late again Tiger's gonna whoop my butt! See ya"!
And with that, Po headed towards the Training hall, leaving the snake and panther both confused and mentally disturbed. At least until a thought crossed Michelles mind.
"Did he just say Tiger? You don't think he's referring to..."?
"Yep".
"Oh that's just fantastic. As if she wasn't scary enough already"...
"On the bright side, at least she won't be mistaken for a dude any longer like she usually does".
"Yeah, cause that's the thought running through my mind right now".
"Come on, let's head over to the training hall while we can".
Without another word, the two made their way over to the training hall, taking the time they spent walking to complain and critisize more over both their own and each others bodies. Once they finally arrived, they ran into another well known individual they knew. One that was expecting them.
"Michelle! Yangshen! You're late"!
The two tilted their heads downwards ever so slightly to find Shifu with a much higher voice than normal and, like Po, had make-up applied to her face.
"Seriously"? Michelle snorted, holding in a laugh.
"I don't know if that's just creepy or hilarious"! Yangshen followed, trying not to laugh herself, much to Shifus dismay.
"And what may I ask do the two of you find so amusing"? She asked with a tone of annoyance.
"Nothing... Mistress Shifu *snort*".
"Yeah, nothing at all *giggle*"
"Wipe those grins off your faces at once and begin with your training"! Shifu bursted angrily, getting the two moving.
The hour slowly passed and nothing else seemed out of the ordinary for the two. Apart from the gender swapping, it had surprisingly been a normal day. No fuss, no issues, no nothing. Not that the two felt any less traumatised from the whole experience. That being said, the two began to leave the training hall.
"Okay, that's that done. Now come on, how do we change back"? Michelle asked without skipping a beat.
"I guess we still have a few minutes until the hour is up".
"Oh goody. Lucky us".
"Well at least the worst is over, right"?
"Hey there Michelle"! Came a new yet deep voice.
"The heck"?
Michelle turned to see a green snake approaching her with a smile on his face. It didn't take long for the python to connect the dots.
"Viper"?
"Who else sweetheart"? Viper spoke as his tail wrapped around Michelles back. "So you ready to go out tonight"...?
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"Okay you know what, no. Just no. I'm so done with this shit". Michelle sighed and slithered away, leaving Viper and Yangshen alone.
"Is... she okay"? Viper asked.
"Oh don't worry, it's just that time of the month I'm sure".
"I HEARD THAT YOU BASTARD"!
Yangshen just laughed in response.
"Alright guys, that's it for this chapter. Thanks for reading and tune in for the next, and most important chapter, because it's going to be our last one. So make sure to let us know what we should do. See you next time"!
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"Uh... who are you talking to"?
"Don't worry about it".
Okay guys, here it is at last! The next chapter! And after this one, the last chapter ever for this story. The reason being that I've had very little time to write on any of my stories so I'll need to start ending them while I still can, so make sure you think of something good for the Mike and Yinshen to do. Until next time, Cheerio! :)