A/N: Inspired by an egg roll- a very delicious egg roll. XD
Also, today is my two-year anniversary on FF! I wouldn't be on this site for two years if I didn't have such wonderful readers. You guys keep me going, just know that. I love you all!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
…..
Neji was not pleased. He narrowed his eyes, frowning at the female in front of him. All he had wanted was to enjoy his egg roll, but then Tenten had walked in and gave him one of her bear hugs and of course he got all distracted and then she stole his food.
This was completely unacceptable.
And of course he had to be a dunce and say," Tenten! That is an abuse of power."
"What power?" His wife smiled up at him coyly, hiding the egg roll behind her back. She raised an eyebrow, rocking back and forth on her feet, watching as his face slowly turned beet red. It was the power she had over him, she knew it and he knew it, but she absolutely loved to tease him.
"The power that- the-…"
"Hmm?"
"Tenten."
"What?" She blinked innocently. Neji scoffed mentally. That woman was never innocent.
"You know what I mean," he replied gruffly, growing frustrated. He ran his fingers through his hair trying to resist the urge to shove her against the fridge and kiss the life out of her.
"No I'm afraid I don't. What power?" she pressed again. That sly look slid back into place. She was having way too much fun. Neji attempted to stare her down, but it was to no avail. It didn't help that she looked so damn good in his old T-shirt either. His gaze slowly slid from her to the greasy egg roll in her hand, then back to her. After a moment's contemplation, a flicker of amusement ran across his feature. Then, as quick as a flash, he picked her up and tossed her over his shoulder.
She let out a yelp and the egg roll fell to the ground. He paid no heed as he tossed her on the sofa and gave her a dazzling, heart-stopping smirk.
Neji had wanted to enjoy his egg roll, but he decided his wife was much, much better.
…
A/N: This is probably as close as I'll ever come to a lemon.
Thanks for reading and please review (or comment, whatever the hell they call it now. This site is so high-tech all of a sudden.)
~M.I.