Day 1

Death is terrible. I feel nothing. I see nothing. I am nothing. Then something happens and I am no longer nothing. I can feel something leathery. I try to open my eyes but I can only to some extent. What I see is light and a blurry figure. The figure straightens out and I see an old, green man.

"Sou." A voice says. "You will be called GobuSou."

I try to move but nothing happens. I try for a while then I am finally able to twist my head. My eyesight still isn't perfect but I can see small children – babies to be exact. The really peculiar thing about them is the fact that they appear to be green. Green! Green humanoids? That reminds me of goblins, make believe monsters that attacked humans. Wait. What am I doing here? I should be dead right? I died. I use all my strength and look down at my body. Its small and green just like the babies around me. WHAAAAAAT!? How am I a baby? How did this happen?

If I think about this correctly then this means that GASP! I was reborn! That means I get a second chance at life! As a goblin.

That brings my mood plummeting. In games and stories, goblins were just incredibly weak and believed in quantity over quality. This means that while there may be a large amount of goblins, said goblins are actually incredibly weak. A wave of fatigue hits me and I doze off.