Wilson peeked at the brothers with a smile, he had to see this up close. This might be just what the camp needed to be interesting again. Hey, at least then the two would be on everyone's mind and mouth. And at the end of the day wasn't that what everyone wanted?

"Anyone seen Victor?" Logan looked about the compound. Most of the group just shrugged, "Victor?!"

"He said he was taking a walk," Fred commented.

"To you?"

"He was more talking to himself than to me. Said he wanted something sweet."

"Well that's just great," he huffed.

"What's wrong? Need some help with anything?" Wade popped over and smiled.

"No…" the older mutant raised a brow, "I just like to know where he is to keep tabs on him." Victor had been fidgety and on edge, both signs that he was looking for a fight. Something they couldn't exactly do here.

The fact that he couldn't find him was actually concerning. Whenever he suddenly disappeared trouble always followed.

While he was lost in his thoughts the swordsman slowly began tugging at the waistband of his pants in an attempt to roll them down.

"What the h3ll are you doing!?" he turned and glared at him, holding his trousers up.

"Oh….I was playing doctor and you needed a shot!" he smiled triumphantly, "Now hurry before the deadly virus gets too far into your bloodstream!"

"Get away from me…"

X

Logan had finally decided he needed to go search for his brother when lunch came around and he still hadn't returned. That and he wanted Wade to have some distance from him.

He managed to find his brother walking the town several miles off.

Without a word Jimmy snatched him by the ear, "Where have you been?"

"Ow!" Vic grunted, recognizing the voice and pull, "Here mostly. What about you?"

"You're supposed to be on the compound."

"Well I'm not," he gripped Logan's arm before noticing his glare, "What? It was boring there. And I wanted some to snack on. Can I have my ear back?"

"Did you get into any fights?" a firm grip still on his brother's sensitive organ.

"Here and there."

The younger simply shook his head and released him, "Let's go, Victor. Judging by that sack you got what you wanted."

"Don't look so cross, I got you some too," he waved a peanut butter chocolate cup at his brother.

Logan smiled despite his irritation, "Alright, come on. I'm not trying to be alone with Wade, he's acting more queer than normal."

"Alright, I'll come protect you," he snickered, putting an arm around his shoulder as they walked.

X

Upon entering the compound, almost instantaneously, their trousers were grabbed and yanked. This didn't effect the eldest of the two as he had his belt on, Logan did not and was pants pretty quickly tugged down.

"Ah ha- aww…" Wade had been hoping to see the cloth of a Logan sized pamper but was met with a pair of blue boxers, "That's strange."

Victor whirled around and punched him in the face, "What is your problem?!"

"I just wanted to see what your things look like, also, ouch," he rubbed his cheek from the ground.

The entire room looked at him uneasily.

"Oh no, not those things, I see those every time we shower," he shook his spinning head, "I meant those other things you wear under your pants."

Victor just gave him a side look before taking his brother's hand and walking to their spot to snack.

Wade grumbled. He was almost 100% sure of what he saw. Maybe. He had to prove it though.

X

"What are you doing?" Brad noticed Wade attempting to be sneaky.

"Shhh," he put a finger to his lips, "I need to check if they wet the bed."

Brad raised a brow. It was at least two am. He just shook his head, "Don't wake anyone when they kill you."

"You'll see," he reached over the brothers. The two were asleep in their shared cot. All he needed to do was gently, really gently slip their pants down and he could get Brad or someone to confirm he wasn't making it up, this time…

For once they weren't hugging each other in their sleep, so at least that made things a bit easier. He reached and ever so gingerly eased Victor's pants down. Only because he seemed easiest due to his position.

Things seemed to be going well. Wade figured if he removed their pants and hid them then everyone would believe him. Sounds great! Even though the yellow boxes tried to tell him different, what did they know?

Soon as he got them halfway down and he began to roll the boxers down.

Victor kicked Wade in the arm hard enough to make the joint audibly pop, "Quit, Jimmy." he mumbled in his sleep, turning away.

Wade held his arm, trying not to shout. That hurt! Stupid Pussy cat. He slowly turned to Logan and began peeling away at his pants.

Logan was a much nicer person, even in his sleep. Wade was actually able to get his pants just to below his cheeks when he was suddenly crushed. Victor had rolled to get closer to his Jimmy and now the swordsman was buried beneath him.

'Well,' Wade thought, 'this is certainly more than I bargained for.'

X

Early morning came and Victor kneaded his brother's back, "Wake up, Jimmy."

Logan squirmed and smacked at his brother's clawed hand away, "That tickles," he stretched out.

Victor climbed over him, "Let's make it quick."

X

"You ok?" John raised a brow at Wade's stiffness and the bandages on him.

"Yeah, 100% so great. Just had a very difficult sleep. Dreamt cats were using me as a tree and tried to climb me, taking pieces of bark off every step." he stuffed oatmeal in his gullet, "Unrelated note, have you considered cutting your brother's nails? If my dream hurt I can only imagine what you go through all snuggled up at night."

Logan looked to Victor, who was ignoring Wade, and shrugged.

x

"What are you doing?" John saw Wade carrying a bucket of water.

"Alright gentlemen, time to see if cats really do hate water. Place your bets," he smiled happily.

The men looked amongst each other.

"Victor kills him," Duke shook his head.

"Logan will stop him," Bradley told the large mutant.

"Logan will kill him first," John corrected.

"None of those bets have anything to do with the subject matter," Wade tsked, "And I thought I had attention issues."

The brothers were currently entangled together in a nap, mainly to escape the engulfing boredom the group was suffering from again. Of course Wade was going to take advantage of the situation.

He stood just a few feet away and tossed the contents of the bucket mainly on Victor, but since Logan was there he got well dosed.

Things went fast. Vic instantly awoke, accidentally hitting Logan in the face as he jumped up, startled by the sudden ice bath.

"Ah, my eye!" the younger of the two held his eye, the shock of the cold water dwarfed by the sudden hit and feeling of his brother climbing over him.

"I guess cats don't like water," Wade rubbed his chin as the mutant growled at him.

"You're f-kin' dead!" Victor ran after the prankster.

"Not if I catch him first!" Logan jumped up, joining in the chase.