Caramel Pudding
by Starsinger
Well, I took Silver-Shadow Spark's suggestion and made it into what is probably the weirdest drabble to date. Hope you like it. Don't own them.
Jim lay on the couch in his apartment watching vids as the door burst open. Gaila came charging through. "I heard your message, Jim! I love you too!" she ripped off her coat to reveal that she was wearing a metal bikini. Jim blinked, shaking his head.
Seconds later Carol came through the door behind him, "How can you possibly love him! He's not even your species." She ripped off her own coat revealing the black bra and panties she had worn before.
"Ladies," Jim said. "There's no reason to fight."
They glared at him and continued their fight as Uhura walked in, "Gaila, I told you not to go with him. He's just another mouth breather." Jim opened his mouth, Uhura was wearing the Batman costume.
"Uhura, what are you wearing?" Jim asked.
"None of your business," she snapped as a long snake entered the room. Jim jumped off the couch and onto the kitchen table. "What's wrong, Captain?"
"There's a snake there, I hate SNAKES!" he peered at it. "Why is it wearing a tutu?"
"Because it wants to," another voice joined in. They all turned to find McCoy standing there dressed like Glenda from the Wizard of Oz. Waving his wand around expertly. "I'm sorry, Jim. You can't keep stringing women along like this." He pointed the wand at Jim and it sounded like a phaser…
…Jim awoke with a start. He was still in his hospital room. McCoy was asleep in the cot next to his bed, and wasn't wearing a dress. What's more, there was no snake wearing a tutu. Jim sighed in relief. Maybe he should lay off the caramel pudding before bed.