Weed, by Jerry Seinfeld
It was karaoke night at Pallet Town Coffee House, and Ash wrote a song dedicated to his not-quite boyfriend, Gary Motherfucking Oak. Yes, Motherfucking is his real last name. It's Austrian. Don't be a fucking hater.
Ash start to sing.
"I wanna Bee Movie the very best,
Like no one ever Bee Movie'd
"To Bee Movie is my real test
To Bee Movie my cause
"I will Bee Movie across the land
Bee Movie far and wide
Each Bee Movie to understand
The power that's Jerry Seinfeld
BEE MOVIE
Gotta watch it all
(It's Bee Movie)
The best movie that you'll see
BEE MOVIE
Oh, you're Bee Movie
In a world with Bee Movie
BEE MOVIE
Gotta a watch it all
(A heart so Bee Movie)
Bee Movie will pull us through.
You Bee Movie and I'll Bee Movie
BEE MOO VEE
Gotta Bee Movie
(Gotta Bee Movie)
BEE MOO VEE"
The audience Kricketune'd, and then Dr. Phil said, "That boi needs an intervention. Read all about it in my new book, "That Boi Needs an Intervention." If you buy two copies you'll get a FREE copy of my other book, "How to Grow Hair" for FREE. Don't wait! Go to drphil dot com and order NOW. We'll be right back after these messages."
"What the fuck is this fic?" Gary asked. He decided he'd better not hit that weed right now.
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