Chapter 7- Oni Kyōdai Tai arukemisuto
At the south village gate, an angry team 8 waits, with their equal to more pissed Sensei: Yuhi Kurenai, while their assistant Sensei: Mitarashi Anko whom of which was planning several devious events she would be giving the ones they were waiting for and who're they waiting, well they were waiting on the team they were assisting on this C-ranked mission of: Protecting a bridge builder, but team 7 led by: Hatake Kakashi and he was the most least punctual man in the world.
After 5 hours had passed, team 7 and their client (whom was rooming with Kakashi the night before) showed up, where they then gave a stupid excuse about: how they were elite and time meant nothing to them – well Tazuna didn't, his excuse was: Kakashi made him wait for him, while he got ready and that took ages. Anyway, after team 8 and Anko recovered from the sweatdrops that formed on the back of their heads, Naruto and his girlfriends went over to their Alchemical cycles [(Ride Vendors) which Naruto had installed at the Village gates], which were in the vending machine mode and activated them with silver coins they inserted into coin slots, causing the bike to unfold from the venders.
Now skip forward: 30 minutes and we found the convoy of team Alchemist riding their ride vendors in a trident formation, with: their client riding with Kurenai, Sasuke with Naruto, Sakura with Hinata, Kakashi with Anko and Ino had Kiba, though this was after Naruto forcibly applied restraint seals to them, which was to reduce the stress team 7 was to submit team 8, via being Perverted or arrogant. Another half an hour into the mission and night was beginning to encroach, but since the alchemical cycles had no means of night riding, forcing the convoy of jonin, genin and client, to stop in a small clearing that was well defendable still left room for training.
After stopping in the area, Naruto and the girls shut down the bikes, before Naruto unpocketed 7 large storage scrolls and laid 4 of them on the ground, to form a giant storage seal network and then made a cross handseal, where after he then commands, "Kage Medaru Bunshin no Jutsu," causing three extra versions of himself out of a shower of coins, then as the four Naruto's took a corner of the seal and made a ram handseal, "Renkinjutsu fuinjutsu: Kai," was what the four Naruto's stated, as the giant central seal erupted in a plume of smoke and when the smoke dissipated to reveal the Naruto's pegging down the corners a 12 person dome tent (it is an alchemical tent [Side Note: Alchemical tents are simply the wizarding tents of the Harry Potter Series]), with kunai's and varying lengths of ninja wire.
After the Naruto's finished setting up the tent, 3 of them then burst into medals and smoke, as they dispersed, before the original joined the girls whom had left and returned unnoticed to gather fire wood for their campfire. 2 hours later and after the fire pit was: constructed, lit and burning a healthy glow of amber, Naruto then removed the seals on team 7, only to knock them all out when they all began to yell/command/screech their disapproval of their treatment. While back in Konoha, in an underground ROOT base, the heavily bandaged Shimura Danzo traversed the many millions of catacombs that spiderwebbed his base, as he headed for the prison block and the location where two of his high profile captives rested.
Entering the prison block, found his targets: Minato Namikaze and Kushina Namikaze, suspended naked and bound by shackles to their arms, while on an alter laid an infant female with: blonde streaked red hair, whom was the youngest daughter of both of formers. While back at the campsite, as Naruto simply flung the 3 male members of team 7, on to a bed in the males bedroom wing of the Alchemical tent, before adjourning to the main entrance area and met up with the rest of the convoy, before all the girls went to bed and that was then followed by: Naruto and Tazuna.
Now it was after midnight, when team 7 regained consciousness and when they did, they caused a 20.4 earthquake with the roar of indignation at being treated like inferior beings, which work up all the sleeping members of team 8, Anko and the client. 30 minutes later, was when the relief set in, as Naruto and Anko shut the screamers up via: an expertly flicked cell medal and a sleep poison snake bite. Back in the Root Prison block, 3 hours after Danzo had left, sort the action of: kunai tip chains of chakra, which burst from Kushina's back and pierced the chain links of the shackles holding them captive, after they were free Minato then activate a skin drawn seal, which poofed several articles of clothing into existents and they then put them on, before retrieving their child and vanishing in a flash golden yellow light.
Back at the campsite the next morning, as an aromatic scent hit the noses of: team 7 and their client, the cause of the scent was the breakfast Naruto had started making. Then after a few minutes to freshen up/and the negotiation of a few terms for the continuing mission, team 7 ate their breakfast and joined team 8, Tazuna and Anko, at the ride vendors, once they had packed their camping supplies. An hour later and we find the convoy, roaring across the countryside and with the riders silent, team had gotten fidgety.
Further up the road, sort the figures of: Oni Kyōdai where they hid in a puddle of all things. Meters back with the convoy as Naruto took the lead and notice they were approaching an anomaly, as he then calls a halt and then he himself clutches the brakes. Once they had stopped, Naruto turns to Hinata and asks, "Hina-chan, could check that puddle ahead of us? It feels weird and out of place!" as he points towards the only puddle on the road, as Hinata then levels her eyes with the puddle and answers, "Sure Naru-Kun! Byakugan," summoning the pulsing veins of her Dojutsu, where she then reports, "Naruto-Kun, it is a genjutsu and there are two Chakra signs within the puddle and by the looks of it, they are both Chuunin!" but as she finished, Naruto could not get another word in, as Sasuke and Kakashi jumped off the bikes they were on and with a command of, "Sakura, Anko and team 8 guard the bridge builder, Sasuke and I can handle this," from Kakashi.
The dash towards their opponents by: Kakashi and Sasuke, was interrupted by: a barrier of silvery blue light and the summoning of several ill-tempered snakes. So after they were stopped, Kurenai then walked up to the duo and yanked them back by their ears, Naruto (whom now had a burning gold hue to hair and complexion) points out, "Did either of you know exactly whom you 2 would be fight or were you just going to rush in and hope for the best?"
Time skip the planning and straight to the execution of the plan:
Now in the puddle, as the Oni Kyōdai now – as they began to get impatient, before they then started to feel a wet substance leek down on them from the opening they left to the 'surface' and when they looked up to see what was the cause, they that the opening was surrounded by several animals, with their legs cocked and several streams of urine cascading into the puddle. Thoroughly disgusted, the Oni Kyōdai decided it would best to clear the creatures and headed for the 'surface' where they were then taken off guard by the appearance of an anaconda, which then wound itself around the two men and gave them a good squeeze.
Author Pole:
Team 8 and Zabusa friends from another mission, where they were hired for the same purpose but, by different clients?
Yes or No.