Bee Movie is Jerry Seinfeld's Crowning Moment of Glory, by Fuck Me It's Allergy Season
"GARY, WHAT IN BEE MOVIE HAV U DONE? I KNEW YOU WERE A DICK BUT I NEVER TOOK YOU FOR A MURDERER," Ashe shouted at the top of his lungs.
Then suddenly a portal showed up in they hospital room. It was Rick Sanchez and his grandson Morty.
Belch. "Listen to me Morty, the thingama-BELCH-blip can only be found in... in this guy's drug induced coma."
"B-b-but Rick, he's awake," said Morty, pointed toward the panicking Ash.
"I can fix that," said Rick, pulling up a tranquilizer gun with a serum that would put Ash back in a coma.
"Hey, what are you-?" Ash started to ask, and when the dart hit his neck he instantly knew.
With a tear in his eye, Ash said, "you saved me, kind stranger. As long as I'm in a coma, I won't die..." and then he was out.
"What did you do to him?" Gary demanded, ready to choke a bitch.
"Trust me, he's fine with it," Rick said. "You r-ready, Morty?"
"Gee, I guess so," said Morty, incepting the inside of Ash's coma.
That's when Gary looked down at his pot brownie. He stared at it bugeyed for a good ten minutes.
"Fuck was that? Fuck is anything?! WHY IS BEE MOVIE A THING?" He swallowed that brownie in one huge gulp and washed it down with 64oz of Red Bull and some LSD. That's how high Ash has to be to make a wild Rick and Morty appear.
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