The Unexpected
by Starsinger
While Kirk, Chekov, and Sulu are known for their geekdom, a third person unexpectedly reacts to their Halloween costumes appropriately. Don't own them.
"Heaven help us," Bones muttered. The Halloween Party was in full swing. He'd gone in old fashioned doctor's outfit, scrubs. Scotty, to whom he'd been speaking, turned to look in the direction Bones was staring. Jim, Pavel, and Hikaru stood in the doorway wearing Catholic Cardinals outfits that looked like it could have come straight from medieval Europe. Except they were also wearing leather flying helmets, goggles and gloves that came from World War I.
"Hae they converted and told no one?" Scotty asked, confused. Bones shrugged. Even Spock looked utterly lost.
Uhura, on the other hand, wearing a naughty nurse's outfit, marched straight up to them, "Well, gentlemen, this was certainly unexpected!"
Sulu looked at her, stood up straighter putting his hands on his hips, and announced, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Uhura bust out into laughter, "No, no one does!"
If I've lost you, go look up Monty Python and the Spanish Inquisition skit. It was making the rounds on facebook a few months ago. Yes, just let my geek flag fly.