Chapter 2 Awkward boner solution
Rated M for language and sexual shit
Self Lemon warning and regular lemon
Scenes 2
Disclaimer I don't own south park
Me and Kenny talked for a few minutes when the image of Bebe popped back in my head. "Hey Kenny can you give me a bit I have too go and I will most likely meet you back in the lunch room" I said. "Yeah man hopefully this Lockdown won't last forever and then we can enjoy the weekend and I can win my bet" said Kenny. Kenny and Butters made a bet on how long Wendy would take before she throws Stan in her bedroom after the look on Wendy's face it won't be long. Kenny left and I pulled my pants down grabbed my erected penis and started stroking it I was imagining Bebe in that rainbow panties probably a matching bra her DD boobs being in hooked and my mouth sucking her nipps I don't know what they look like and before I could explore more I ejaculated the feeling of warm jizz sticky and smelling like the kosher I ate last night I cleaned my self up and washed my hands then I headed back too the lunchroom."Hey Kyle I hope I didn't embarrass you too much I was just teasing you" said Bebe. I can't let her know what I did but I need too show that I didn't mind. "Nah its too bad Cartman was the one who pulled my pants down cause now he's my first to in pants me" I said. What the fuck was that uggh I swear I am not as good as Kenny. "Shoot and I was hoping to give you a BJ" said Bebe. I then spat out my water and Wendy went red...well that explains what took her and stan so long earlier today.
"haha got ya Kyle you have to buy me dinner before you get this pretty face" said Bebe. Then I blurted out. "Well then you want to hit up that new outback they built down the street" I asked. Wendy then widened her eyes and looked at Bebe. "Wait wait are you Kyle Brofloski smartest Boy in the school asking Me Bebe Stevens on a date" asked Bebe. Here we go. "Yeah maybe I am I was embarrassed by your ass maybe I want to buy you a nice steak dinner" I said. I then was sweating I was so nervous that she would say no I started too sweat. Bebe then pulled Wendy over and they whispered and giggled then Wendy slapped Bebe.
What were they saying
A/N I am experimenting here so hope u enjoy
Wendy and Bebe's conversation
"Oh my god he asked me out I am about to freak out" said Bebe. "Bebe honey calm down I know you have had a major crush on him sense elementary school." "He was my first kiss of course I am excited I'm sure you excited that your losing your viginity tonight and might I say stans abs wow I'm wet looking at them" said Bebe interrupting Wendy. Wendy then hit Bebe in a playful manor. "I am so nervous how was your first time" asked Wendy. "Uhh wendy I am a virgin too I mean yeah I have been fingered before...yeah I got licked but Clyde always fucked up before we could get too business...then I caught him deep into Craig's asshole then I found out why...he's a fucking homo" said Bebe. "Hey be nice butters is Gay" said Wendy. "I know but it just hurt me catching him with Craig hell I talked to Craig and he told me Clyde and me had broken up and he wanted Craigs help" said Bebe. "Ok just be natural and say sure that would be fun" said Wendy. "Yes and later your gonna call me and give me the dirty details on what happened" said Bebe.
End of conversation
Bebe then came back and sighed. "Ok Kyle I will give you a chance cause you have nice boxers" said Bebe. I almost jumped 5 feet in the air but instead my legs gave out and I fell over. My brother then came over and woke me up it appears I passed out for 20 minutes but I had a note on my chest
Dear Kyle
You really need too keep it together cause one day were gonna be ready for sex and your gonna pass out and I am gonna have to call wendy for my extra booty call so pick me up at 6:30 and remember I am chubby so I will probably eat alot I know its a stereotype but don't be cheap I hate cheap guys but don't smuther me cause I hate that too be well you
Love Bebe
P.S I hope you taste the rainbow one day XOXO
"Kyle come one bro the school is being evacuated cause of the shoot out and the death of 3 cops" said Ike. Wow I didn't know it was that bad outside. We were then escorted too the buses and the bus driver sent us home I went to Stans house instead cause I planned on hanging with him all weekend. I entered the house and stan give me a bro hug and we talk. "Man I can't believe I'm going on a date with the hottest girl in the school" I said. "Yeah wow never would expect it but really Kyle you know the rumors right" said Stan. "Yeah but its weird makes me want her more" I said. "Well Kyle looks like you want too get laid and you want a girl with experience" said Stan. "I don't know Stan she might be a virgin too" I said. "Well I highly doubt Clyde would lie too us about that" said Stan. "Clyde's a dick remember he took that pic of Megan and sent it too all the guys" I said. "Yeah that was a low blow he snuck in the girls lockeroom and took it so you maybe right" said Stan.
"So any plans tonight, want me too leave early huh huh" I nudgged. "Huh" asked stan. "you know Wendy said she wants to hang and its been 3 years maybe she's ready" I said. "I think she still doesn't want it cause...she is cheating..." Said Stan. " WHAT" I yelled. "HAHA got ya no were in love and I highly doubt she is ready" said Stan. We talked then the door bell rang and I looked through the door hole. It was Wendy so I decided too play a joke on her. "Who is it" I said. "Its your girlfriend...I see your eye so look at this" said Wendy. She then removed her coat and she had purple bra with a white thong. "BANG" "Kyle" yelled stan. "WAIT THAT WAS KYLE" yelled Wendy. She then ran in the house forgetting she is half naked and checked on me I was fine but I had a huge bulg in my pants. "Uhhh wow Wendy uhh I " I said. "Shhh its ok" said Wendy. Stan looked like he was drooling so I excused myself.
Stans P.O.V
Holy shit Wendy is naked practically and I am having the biggest boner I ever had. "Is this for me" I said grabbing Wendy. "If your ready" said Wendy. "Only if A your ready and B prepared" I said. "Well I have one question how do these look" said wendy. She then dropped her bra he nipples were so hot I took a bite she felt my bulge so she pulled my pants off and played with my dick for a bit. She then put my hard penis down her throat she has practiced before with it so she is ready. I then picked her up and played her on the bed I bit her thing and it had a strange taste to it. "Its candy" I said. " he he well you ate that now eat this" said Wendy. Wendy spread her legs and rubbed her pussy a bit I looked at her I have to admit I was nervous as fuck. I took my tounge and licked the wall wendy started too breath heavy so I continued then I bit it she moaned and I continued it till she asked too put it in.
"Ok Stan I am ready you have a condom" asked Wendy. I grabbed the condom and wrapped it on my penis and then I slowly put it in wendy shook a bit she was nervous and so was I. "Wendy before we start I live you...someone said you slept with someone" I said. "Funny someone said you slept with Bebe" said Wendy. "Wow someone told me you slept with Kyle" I said. " I HERD THAT" yelled Kyle. We laughed "ok wendy if I hurt you let me know and I will stop" I said. I started slow entering her vigina and I aimed for the cliterous funny in elementary school I looked for the cliterous but never knew it was in a girls pussy. "Ok stan I am ready so please FUCK ME HARDER" said Wendy. I thrusted my body in motion with her entering and exiting her harder and harder she is digging her fingernails in my back...when she started too bleed. "STOP OH MY GOD STOP" yelled Wendy. I pulled out and she grabbed a pad and cleaned up.
"OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I WILL CALL 911" I sarted to panic. "NO its fine it means I'm no longer a virgin haha"...answers your question haha" said Wendy. I was relieved and I decided to lay down and wendy laid there with me.
Back to kyle
I left stans house after sending Kenny a you win text he was excited so now here I am walking in the cold worried about my date. "Maybe I should get flowers " I said too myself. I walked too the flower store and bought some then I walked too Kenny's house. "Aww you shouldn't have well ok kyle come in and be gentle I am very fragile down there " said Kenny. "There not for you Kenny there for Bebe" I said
This is gonna be a long night
END OF CHAPTER
ok next chapter is the big date hope there isn't many errors cause I tried