Dear Thief,
Well hello. I love being able to tell you hello. It's such a wonderful, happy word. I would say it every day to you if I could.
I miss that one human greatly. Well, she wasn't really all human was she? You know, River. Her and her big curly hair. I loved it when she flew me. She was so much better at it than you. Besides that, she had great style. It was always entertaining how she always kept you on your toes. Not many other people can do that, you know. You were no match for her. She always won, and you never had the chance to fight back.
Anyway, would you please make Clara leave? She is such a bother. She puts her tea wherever she pleases, and one time she even spilled water on my console! Besides that, I find her to be a bit of a nuisance really. I can never keep her timeline completely straight, since she's everywhere.
Still, it's good that you're traveling with someone (though I'd rather it was someone else.) I didn't like how you decided to just mope above London. I wanted to see the universe, yet you wouldn't let me go anywhere. I understood why; you just couldn't take it anymore. You had lost too much. But so had I, and I decided that it wouldn't be long until another girl came along and made you want to run again. So I waited, and comforted you while the time passed.
I wish to talk to you again. We've been through everything together. Always together. I've been with you since you destroyed Galifrey, and through all your companions; I've been there for your greatest triumphs and your lowest moments. I know you, better than anyone else, yet I cannot express myself to you through words as I would like. Still, I think I do well without them. You understand me well enough that I truly do not need them, they are just a desire. Like a toy in the window a child wants, but will never have.
I wish you happiness and look forward to all our adventures, and I treasure the ones we've had.
-Sexy, aka the TARDIS
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Until the next chapter,
Princessa Mia