chapter 3 The truth about women

Rated M for language

Disclaimer I don't own south park

Kyles P.O.V

I am sitting here staring at the prettiest girl listening too her as she tells me she wants too be a doctor and help people. We eat our steak and I pay the bill. So I bet your wondering where is the disaster in this date...,well

Later that night

"I had a great time tonight" I said. "Yeah me too" said Bebe. I then kissed her on the lips...and she pushed me off when I grabbed her ass I will admit I was confused. "Ok what the fuck kyle first date no funny business" said Bebe. "Huh but people said..." I said. "Oh so you believed them fucking rumors well my parents are home so you want me to get a fucking motel WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE oh by the way thanks for the date it was great and you Almost had a girlfriend MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T TRY SEX ON THE FIRST DATE" yelled Bebe. She then slammed the door and I walked away. "What have I done this wasn't me I respect women. I then screamed at the top of my lungs and punched a tree "WHY AM I SO STUPID GREAT JOB KYLE YOU FUCKED UP THE ONLY CHANCE TOO BE WITH THE GIRL YOU LOVED GUESS WHAT YOU THOUGHT WITH YOUR DICK AND IT COST YOU A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TOO TELL THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL SO EVERY GIRL WILL KNOW HAHAHAHA FANFUCKINGTASTIC" I yelled. Little did I know she heard me...and felt bad. "Wait Kyle" said Bebe. I turned around "look please answer this" said Bebe. "Ok anything just please don't hate me" I said. "Who told you I get around cause I am a virgin" said Bebe. Now I knew something was up she would never admit that unless it was true. "Clyde he said he fucked you so hard that you begged for more and when he wouldn't give you went too Denver and fucked 5 guys and a girl" I said.

I knew she would hate me but instead she was laughing. "HAHAHA oh my god that would be funny I mean damn that's the most bullshit lie I ever heard do you know why we broke up" asked Bebe. "uhh didn't you cheat on him " I asked. "Nope he cheated on me...with a guy" said Bebe. "WHAT HOLY SHIT" I yelled. "Yep caught him with Craig I have to admit it was hot but unfortunately it was a crime against me so he was kicked out but I thought I said I wasn't mad I guess he didn't want to admit he was gay so he made up that bullshit" said Bebe. Wow I can't believe I was a fool. "Look I think I fucked up so if you want I will go and you can say what you want" I said. "Yeah I mean the school needs to know your my property" said Bebe. "Huh wait you mean" I said "yes on 1 condition you don't ever try that again you wait like a good boy or a bad boy he he I don't mind punishing BUT no sex I swear I want too wait at least a few months before we do the dirty deed ok" said Bebe.

"I promise even if I have to wait till marriage unlike Stan and Wendy" I said "wait Wendy went through with my idea" said Bebe. "Oh my yes thong and everything I went to tell Kenny but he had shit to do so I left...with the flowers I got for you did you like them I mean" I shuddered. "Easy Kyle there beautiful and I wonder why Wendy didn't message me back you think she's still at Stans" asked Bebe. "She better not be I am staying there this weekend while my parents are out" I said. I then hugged Bebe and kissed her on the cheek and walked too Stans and he answered the door."So what happened" asked Stan.

I explained everything from beginning too end and he just was dumbfounded at what happened. "wow so you tried too sleep with her and she got pissed but felt sorry for you and is now your girlfriend" asked Stan. "Yep" I said "oh...did you grab her butt" asked Stan "yeah it I swear if I do it again in my life time I will die a happy man" I said. "Yeah Wendy's ass is nice smooth and her body is just ass smooth I swear she lotions ever day and her boobs they may be B cups but I love them they feel good and that pretty face I have seen it a hundred times but with out her hat she is so pretty I even put lotion on her back we slept for an hour just cuddling and then I walked her home I offered her dinner but she didn't have time...I even let her borrow my cloths sense she was half naked haha" said Stan. He's in love I swear. We then talked all night and fell asleep.

MONDAY

The weekend was boring and school was back my first class was pre calculus which I shared with Wendy I was curious what would happen if I mention Friday so I went for it. "So I hear you had a fun Friday" I said "oh Kyle you were there silly the after affect was better Stan rubbed my back with lotion he cuddled with me all night hell he gave me his hoodie and some briefs and pair of pants sense I well you know" said Wendy. "I heard he offered free food and a walk home" I said. "Yeah he walked me home like a gentleman don't tell mom or dad cause I will be murdered and then resurrected" said Wendy. We talked for a good hour then we walked in the hallway.

"Hey scank I here you fucked my man well now your going to get hurt" said Trish. Trish shoved Wendy against the lockers "excuse me you must be fucking confused that's Wendy's man not yours" I said. "Oh look who it is the faggot Jew hey shove it or I will stuff your throat with ham" said Trish. OK I have my fair share of Jewish insults but that was new. "Hey don't call him a fag he ain't gay" said Wendy. "Haha well I would rather be gay then be possibly seduced by this whore HEY TRISH NEXT TIME YOU FUCK IN THE JANITORS CLOSET MAKE SURE ITS NOT WITH THE JANITOR" I said. I then received a claw mark on my face and Wendy got a nice punch. "Break up with Stan or else you will be hurt more you dumb nerd what does he even see in you I mean look at the difference between me and you. I got these nice D cups and you barely a B so let's give Stan a real girl that can satisfy his wants not some book worm who thinks she is pretty" said Trish. " Ha I didn't know dogs counted as real girls" said Bebe. Bebe then walked over to us and helped me up and comforted Wendy poor Stan is no where too be found he's probably staying after school. "Hey whore no one asked for you so make with the walking OK" said Trish.

A/N don't know her accent so Brooklyn it is haha

"Well it concerns me when you mess with my best friend and claw up my boyfriend so how about you back off before I kick you and your silicon filled breasts back too new York you skank" said Bebe. Trish then light up like a Christmas tree "OH MY GOD THE JEW AND THE WHORE A LOVE STORY haha I can't believe it wow Jew didn't think you were that desperate for a free fuck what's the matter Bebe the sailors leave early so the Jew paid in advance" asked Trish. "Nah there still at your house I think waiting for there sloppy seconds" said Bebe. Trish wanted to hit bebe but it would be a bad idea cause Bebe was a black belt and has kicked seniors asses when she was in middle school. Stan finally showed up he saw poor Wendy with a bloody mouth and then got in Trish's face and said "LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE YOU SLUT IF YOU EVER TOUCH HER AGAIN YOUR GOING IN THE NEXT FRESH GRAVE " said Stan. Trish retreated with her followers and Stan kissed Wendy. "You poor girl why does my angel have too get hurt" said Stan. I could tell Wendy was happy that Stan was there too be her knight in shinning armor

We walked down the hall me holding Bebe's hand and Stan holding Wendy. "Do you think my boobs are too small be honest" asked Wendy. "Nope any bigger and I would leave cause I don't like big boobs they feel like airbags I mean damn every hug from Bebe hurts" said Stan. We laughed and Bebe hit Stan I kissed her cheek and went too class with Stan .

This is going to be an interesting year I wonder what will happen next.

End of Chapter

Man that was fun too write hopefully things will pick up next chapter will appear soon I'm writing them all while I'm on vacation
Oh and the endings too my other stories will come...I just don't know when HAHA