A/N: Well here is chapter 2. And I decided to make a new chapter pretty fast. And I hope you like. I still don't know what to call the enemy. And I so I have a new review game. The number 1 pick of the name for the enemy will become the name. And I DO NOT CARE WHAT IT IS! It could be Pussy Lickers from the Moon, for all I care. But I want the name to be shorter. Any Ways thanks. AND REVIEW!

Chapter 2:

Naruto's point of view:

All I remember is That I saw this weird thing and that I was sucked up into it. And then I woke up to a lot of kids wearing necklaces and orange shirts. And one of them telling me where I was and that I was safe. The next time that I woke up I was still weak and I was light headed and I couldn't move. But I could hear.

" Are you sure?" said man number 1

" Yes I am sure. He is a Mortal." man number2 replied

" Then, Chiron, how do you explain how he got through the barrier?"

"No I do not. However no one including the gods. Even Athena herself was unable to explain the portal that he came from. It is something above the gods. Maybe even over the titans." Chiron said as he now had a name

There was a sharp inhale from man 2 " Are you suggesting that this has to do with the primordials?"

" It is possible Mr.D. It is one of the few possible explanations. And maybe even the most likely one as well. Because there has never been a portal like that as far as anyone knows. Not even the friendly titans know of a portal like it." Chiron explained to the newly named Mr.D

"Huuuuuuuuhhhhhhh." Mr.D sighed " I will bring it up with the council."

And as the men started to walk away Naruto fell back into a dreamless sleep.

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When I woke again I opened my eyes and saw a girl leaning over me. But The part over my head wasn't her face…. I was staring right at her HUGE rack. They made Tsunade's look like average. They were the best he had ever seen. They were at least 34 GG's. When the girl, no woman, straightened back up she noticed that I was awake.

" Hello." She said.

"Hi." I replied blushing

She saw my look and was confused for a second. Then realization crossed her face. " Oh you must of woken up when I was leaning over. Huh?"

" Y… Yeah" I stuttered out

" Like what you see?" she said while grabbing her boobs and lifting them up. I then turned away. " I can't say. My girlfriend said not to look at other women." I whispered out. " She would kill me."

" So you don't like them?" She said kind of sad. " Well Maybe you would like them bigger." All of the sudden they transformed from 34 GG's into 34 H's

" How did you do that?" I asked in amazement

" Well as the goddess of love and sex I can do things like that. But really all goddess can do that."

" Wait you're a god?" I asked skeptically

" Goddess. But yes I am Aphrodite. The Olympian goddess of Love, Sex, Lust and other things. And I am the best fuck you can ever have." She added nonchalantly

I started blushing blushing again " Wh… Wha… WHAT!?" I stuttered/screamed

" I said I am the best fuc-"

" I got that part." I said cutting her off. " But, Why would you say that?"

" Well because it is true. And you're kinda cute. And you have the FULL package." She said lustfully. WOndering what she meant I looked down. To find that she had pulled my pants part way down and there standing at the 7 inch height of glory … was my dick which she was staring at.

Pulling my pants up I screamed " WHAT THE FUCK LADY! YOU LOOK AT MY DICK WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!? YOU ARE SICK LADY SICK!" As I was screaming at her a person-thing barged into the room. He had a chest and face of a man, but the lower body of a horse. He was a...a Centaur. Yes that was it. " WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!?" He yelled as he came in. Then he spotted Aphrodite and stopped. He then got into a kneeling/bowing position. "Lady Aphrodite I did not realize you were here. But may I ask why you are here?" he said politely.

I then said " Well I know what she was doing she was trying to rape or molest me. She is fucking crazy."

"Have some respect!" He said aghast. " She is a god."

I don't give a fuck if she is the ruler of the universe. SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME!"

" I don't believe he knows who I am. So Chiron I leave it up to you to teach this boy." she hissed. Then in a flash of light she was gone.

" What just happened?" I asked

"I will tell you later. But first it is time to teach you some things."

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" Ummmm…." I said trying to figure out what he said. "So there are these really powerful people that are immortal and rule the world?" I asked stupidly.

" Oh my gods it's another Percy Jackson." He said while hanging his head. " But yes. That is basically right."

" Where I come from we don't have anything like that. But we can do things like these gods of yours. And who is Percy Jackson?"

" You will meet him soon. And where do you come from. And how can you have and use these powers?"

" I come from The Hidden Leaf Village, in the Land of Fire. And we have Chakra. Everyone has it. And we use Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, or Taijutsu to do those things.

" Hmmm we will have to talk about this later. And I forgot to ask what is your name?"

" My name is Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki."

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Percy point of view:

As me and annabeth were making out I heard a knock at my cabin's door. And I went to open it. When I opened it I saw a out of breath son of Hermes. " Chiron wants you at the big house. He said to do it immediately. Oh and hi annabeth." With that he ran off to deliver another message. As i started walking to the big house i wondered ' What could this be about?'

A/N: DAMN! 2 in one day. And they are both 1k+ and I punched this last one out fast. Anyways Thx for reading. And remember to review. And if you didn't read the top. Read it for the naming game. So look and then REVIEW! Anyways.

Until next time. When the awesome continues.

PEACE OUT!

AND REMEMBER TO RAPE RACIST PEOPLE!