It had taken a few years and frequent stops, but finally, they had reached their destination. Red and Purple had finally reached Earth.

"Hey Purple, are you sure this is the place?" Red looked at one of the four screens in the tiny cockpit, his eyes squinting as he tried to make out the small lettering.

Purple poked his head in. "If they gave us the right coordinates, yes." Red was an experienced pilot and knew what he was doing, but Purple had an uncanny sense of direction.

"Earth is the blue and green planet. The third one away from that star." He added, munching on the last of the snacks.

"Yeah thanks I know." Red snapped back. "Those were my chips."

"I know!" Purple mocked his friend as he popped another chip into his mouth, grinning.

Red hissed at him, and then turned back to the controls. It was time to land this piece of crap.

Dib Membrane was the teen-prodigy, science kid whizz. He was the famous son of Professor Membrane, and he currently was racing home as fast as his long lanky legs could carry him.

He'd seen something shoot across the sky from his classroom window, and it went right down into his neighborhood! It was like a bright ball of fire, exactly like something entering the atmosphere. Dib initially would have ignored it, dismissed it as a plane passing by. But it wasn't shaped like a plane. It was shaped like a square.

And square things just don't fly.

"They're finally here." He'd yelled and raced out of his high school classroom.

One of his classmates jumped up. "I knew he was still crazy!"

Dib skidded to a stop outside this house, watching in awe as a large column of smoke rose from his backyard.

Burning in a small crater was a small metal spaceship. Well, Dib assumed it was a spaceship. He hoped it was a spaceship.

He approached cautiously, taking out his phone to snap some pictures. "Wow. I can't believe this! After all this time, it's finally happened! Aliens! I have to tell everyone! I...I..." Dib stopped and stared at the smoking ship.

This was actually happening. It wasn't a dream. He could smell the smoke.

"Gaz!" The human screamed. "You gotta come out here and-"

Suddenly the thing opened and in a flash of red, purple and green, everything was black.

Red had smacked a small patch of pink plastic onto the alien's neck.

"We got it. I can't believe that worked. These...Earthanoids.. must be similar.." Purple whispered and trailed off as he and Red started dragging the lanky teen across the ground. Purple often mumbled to himself, Red had learned to just ignore it. He would tell him if he needed to know something.

"For a thing so skinny he is really heavy." Red griped. His fellow Irken nodded.

"Hey." A purple haired girl appeared in a small round window above them. "I don't care who or what you are, just bring him back when you're done."

"Uh..." Red looked to Purple and back to Gaz. "Okay...?"

She grunted and walked away, going back to her video game.

"Who was that Red?" Purple looked worried. "Do you think it'll tell someone? Is it dangerous? We've been seen!"

He paused for a second.

"Maybe...but it doesn't seem to care." Red started, "Let's just leave it alone. The presence it gave off was.." He trailed off with a shiver.

Purple nodded, a cold shiver running up his spine as well. "Let's just get him out of the way. The signal defiantly came from this location, in that building." He jerked his head in the direction of the house.

They both paused. That purple Earthian was in there.

"Let's just...tie this one up and wait for it to wake up. Maybe it knows something. It seems to be a scientist, if white lab coats mean the same here." Red's feelers twitched forward, waiting for Purple's approval.

"Yeah..this one wasn't as...scary..." Purple mumbled and they continued dragging him inside their ship.

"Nng.." Dib's mind was fuzzy, trying it's best to bring him out of his drug induced haze.

Purple's feelers shot forward. The creature was waking up. "Red!" He whispered furiously.

"What?" He looked up at Purple, his tiny gloved hands covered in string. Purple gestured viciously to the alien, and quite frankly, looking ridiculous.

"Oohhh." Red threw the string on the floor and hopped up.

Dib was freaking out. Years after he'd given up on anything paranormal they'd landed in his backyard. Aliens. They were real. He snapped awake, suddenly aware of the tight restrains on his chest, legs and arms. The human struggled against them, thrashing and grunting.

"Hey, that won't do any good. I tied those knots myself." Red smirked, his face smug.

Purple rolled his eyes, or at least Dib thought he did. Their bug-like eyes made it hard for the human to tell.

"Who are you? What are you? Why are you in my backyard!? What do you want with this planet!? I won't let you take my organs!" The words tumbled from Dib's mouth so fast some of them blended together. The Irkens could barely understand him.

"Shut up." Red sighed and deployed one of his PAK legs. The metal leg slammed down right next to Dib, making him jump.

Dib decided it was best to stay quiet for now.

"A few years ago, there was a signal from this location. Someone had listened to something they shouldn't have." Red got up in Dib's face. "I think we all know it was you."

Purple pursed his lips. "We do?"

His fellow Irken sighed. "Yes. Anyway, you're coming with us. You obviously haven't told anyone, or they would all be in a panic. Not that the empire would come after a backwater little planet like this. Pfft." Red scoffed, amused at the thought.

Dib thought for a second. "...coming with you where? What are you going to do with me?"

"We're taking you to the Massive." Red grinned.

Purple cleared his throat and grabbed Red, pulling him into the cockpit.

"How do you know thats the one?" He hissed, digging his claws into Red's arm.

"I don't. But I am not going to bother that purple alien for all the monies in the universe." Red shivered and picked Purple's hand off.

Dib had heard them and sighed in relief, his sister was safe.

"I have a question!" He piped up. "What's the Massive?"

A/N: I'm so that took forever I'm very lazy. I'm not that happy with this chapter but it's already so late so here you go! I hope it wasn't that bad...yeah.