"All right, I didn't want to come to this." Vector The Crocodile stated in defeat as he sighed, closing his eyes as he turned to Silver The Hedgehog as he had Baby Waluigi in his grasp. "We're going to the Smash Mansion."
"...Oh no." Silver remarked, both of them on the dirt paved pathway through the Jungle Japes of Donkey Kong Island, leading to the Smash Mansion, which was relocated to the jungle due to the mansion lacking fruits.
Vector and Silver entered the mansion, spotting the various Smashers heading into Jigglypuff and Ganondorf's doughnut shop as the two Smashers were selling donuts to them at a fast pace. Silver and Vector then noticed Crazy Hand drinking to his insane content in Falco Lombardi's tavern as Falco simply was cleaning up the bar counter.
"So, anything crazy you plan to do?" Falco asked as he faced Crazy Hand, getting out a bottle of champagne and opening it. "Provided you don't do anything involving me."
Crazy Hand murmured as he curled himself into a ball, flexing his fingers as Baby Waluigi was suddenly on top of him, peeing all over as Falco snickered, with Vector attempting to grab Baby Waluigi but colliding into Crazy Hand instead.
"Nya ha ha! You can't get me!" Baby Waluigi exclaimed as he wiggled his butt at Vector, only to be grabbed by Silver's psychic power.
"There you are!" Silver exclaimed as he glanced down at Crazy Hand. "You better turn him back to normal, or else I'm gonna send you so high into the sky, you'll cry!"
Crazy Hand sighed in annoyance as he got Vector off of him. "Okay, okay. Sheesh, fine, whatever." He then pointed at Baby Waluigi and zapped a laser at him, turning the wicked baby back into his regular adult form.
Silver, Vector, and Falco all dropped their jaws in disbelief as Silver let go of Waluigi, who was his normal, tall lanky self, but wearing nothing except his diaper from when he was a baby, landing on his back.
"Oww! Wah, what happened!?" Waluigi exclaimed as he glanced at his diaper, squinting his eyes in disgust. "Am I... wearing a fucking diaper?"
"...Yes!" Crazy Hand exclaimed as he popped back up, rolling himself around. "Diapers for everyone! Whee hee!"
And then Crazy Hand zoomed all across the mansion, zapping lasers as all of the Smashers, as well as Silver, Vector, and the non playable characters, suddenly had nothing but diapers on, with the entire mansion being turned into a giant diaper as Crazy Hand laughed, donning a diaper himself as he began turning the jungle's many foliage into diapers, being in a diaper obsessed mood.
All in all, it was a weird trilogy of days, but at least Waluigi wasn't a friggin' baby anymore.
THE END