A/N Thanks, Ivegotbackstrokefordays for the nice review! I'm going to continue these until I, or people, get bored of it, which I hope won't happen, or until I run out of Vocaloids, which was the original plan.
I'm sorry.
I did it.
A couple days ago, me and Kaito were walking down the hall by Master's office. We were talking about something like pineapples or pine trees, I don't know. Anyways, I was eating a banana, and suddenly, Kaito stopped outside of Master's door, and dared me to do it.
Just like that.
I had no idea how to respond to a dare like that. So I said,
" Are you out of your freaking mind? "
And he was like,
" You're just scared, "
And I said,
" No way, "
And he said,
" Then prove it. "
So… yeah. That happened.
I didn't know everyone would make such a big deal out of it, though. It was just once. It's not like I'd ever do it again. Actually, Kaito told me everyone would love it… Except Master, of course. He probably went ballistic when he found out…
Wait, what?
We aren't talking about me sneaking a banana peel into Master's not-so-secret secret hoard of anchovies? Then... Then...
What the hell did I just confess to?!