Hey everyone here is the 6th one. I hope that you will like it. Rating is T. Special !
Pregnant
Hana's and Kiyoshi's son Toshiro asked his parents for a talk one friday morning during the spring break. They had no idea what their only son might want to tell them but they agreed nonetheless. They were a bit surprised when after lunch his girlfriend. Maris daughter Sakura arrived at their house and took a seat at the table along with Toshiro who said that she is a part of what he wants to talk about. When Hana and Kiyoshi heard that they had no idea what to think.
"So son what is the reason you asked us for a talk ?" Kiyoshi asked looking back and forth between his son and his girlfriend. Toshiro sigh and looked down. "Mom, Dad." He start. "I really have no idea how to break it to you."He said. "Break waht ?" Hana asked. Toshiro sigh once again. "Speak for Kami's sake. We are not letting you off the hook now !" Hana said annoyed. Sakura took Toshiro's hand in her own and looked at him with a smile. Toshiro return the smiled and looked at his parents. "Mom, Dad. You are going to be grandparents. Sakura is pregnant with my child." He announced with a smile. Hana and Kiyoshi just sat there like statues with wide eyes and their mouths slightly open. They were angry and confused and each of them was debating what to do in their heads. Finally Kiyoshi stood up from the table and walked up to the storage. He started to search for something. When he could not find it he finally asked. "Hana my dear where have you put my grandfather's old Russian CKM ?" (For those of you who might not know CKM is an old Russian gun. It's pretty big and powerful. It's on a tripod stand and can more 360 around its own radius.) Hana turn to her husband with a smile. "It's at the attic my love. In the box signed Christmas Decorations and the ammo is in our daughter's old toy chest." She answer in a sweet voice. "Thank you my dear you are an absolute angel." Kiyoshi walk up to her and kissed her cheek. "No problem my love. When you will be up at the attic could you bring me my father's katan please ? It's in the box signed Old Family Portraits." She asked once again in a sweet voice. "No problem." Kiyoshi smile at her. "I'll be back in no time." He said and start to climb the stairs.
Sakura became worried by her boyfriend's parent's actions and looked at him shocked. Toshiro just laugh. "Don't you worry my most precious flower. They are just joking." He assured her. But then Kiyoshi came back down with his grandfather's CKM and a few straps of ammon strapped around his shoulder. He also held his wife's katan in his left hand. He walked up to the table and hand Hana her sword before glaring at his son. "I give you 60 seconds to run before I'll turn you into swiss cheese." He warned him. Toshiro knew that his father is not joking so he immediately got up from the table and run out the front door. Kiyoshi start to prepare his CKM and Sakura looked back after Toshiro. She was about to get up herself and run after him when Hana stopped her by placing her hands of hers. "Sakura my dear child please don't worry about anything. Make yourself at home, have a cup of tea. Anyone you want and a piece of cake. I just baked Kiyoshi's favorite Strawberry Chocolate Cheesecake." "It's delicious." Kiyoshi said. Hana smile at that. "Just relax and don't worry about anything on the world while me and Kiyoshi will go and kill our son and your child's father." Hana smile at the girl before taking her katana from the table and leaving the house along with her husband. "Fave fun." She called back to Sakura before closing the door.
Outside
Hana and Kiyoshi had been chasing their son around their property for about an hour now. Kiyoshi kept a bit of a distance from his son and held his CKM on his shoulder and kept shooting while Hana kept swinging the sword above Toshiro's head. Hana was not afraid that Kiyoshi will shoot her. She knows what he's capable of. His shooting is excellent. Especially the long distance shooting. After all he was trained by his grandfather who was one of the Top 10 shooters of Russia back in the day. Toshiro on the other hand kept shouting. "It was a joke ! Just a stupid joke ! It's April's Fool's Day today ! It was a joke ! Sakura is not really pregnant ! Please don't kill me ! I'm to young to die !" "We know that's just a lesson to teach you that you should never joke about those tape of things with us !" Kiyoshi and Hana shout out back at him. Toshiro groaned and ran as fast as he could to avoid the bullets and his mother's sword.
Hey everyone I hope that you liked this short April's Fool's special. Hope that nothing of the sort of what happened to poor Toshiro happened to any of you. Thanks For Reading and HAVE A MAD DAY !