Calling all people of the fanfiction cyber world. This next chapter is dedicated to xDiannaEliseAgronFanGirlx. I have one request and that is please go to her stories and leave some love. Everyone deserves a little love every once in a while. Btw I do not own anything from Mean Girls.

Chapter 35

Rachel should have never let Santana watch Mean Girls. Like for reals, it was probably the worst idea she had ever had. Because now , a week later, She was still qouting that goddamn movie. And it was driving Rachel up the wall.

"Oh my gosh. Santana, will you please stop?"

"Stop what? I'm sorry if your jealous of me. I can't help it that I'm popular."

Rachel groaned into her hand. Apparently she wasn't going to stop anytime soon. So she did what Rachel does best. She just flat out ignored Santana. Because you see, Santana was like a puppy and if you ignore them long enough, they eventually give up.

"Rach? Rachel?" She was poking her in the side. "Don't make me do it Rachel. It was the one thing I stopped doing and if you continue to ignore me. " She poked her again. "I will be forced to destroy the remainder of your sanity." Rachel didn't even flinch, she lost her sanity Three months ago when they started dating. "Fine, but you asked for it."

She scooted her seat back and turned towards her girlfriend, her hand trailing down Rachel's arm. She tensed at the action, knowing what was coming next. Suddenly, she sprung up out of her seat and took on a gangster pose.

"Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades, to my lines, you can't touch Kevin G." She started dancing around Rachel "I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred. But forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the third." She started doing some kind of weird crunk-like dancing. Rachel could not take her eye's off of her. "Sh-sh-sh shakin not stirred- I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak through your door." She leaned closer to Rachel and lowered her voice."And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her, she'll be like, Oohh! Kevin G!" She made humping gestures towards Rachel. The girl only glared back at her.

"I hate you Santana."

Two weeks! It had been two weeks since Santana watched Mean Girls and it was just getting worse. It was like Santana had a diesease and was sent to plaque the world. Her first victim location... The mall. Rachel was about ready to push her off the second floor, but was unable to do so. As she was currently trapped in a dressing room with Santana. And Santana was currently grabbing her breasts.

"Hey Rachel." She was standing in front of her girlfriend, both hands cupping her chest.

"What Santana?" She hissed through her teeth, trying to swat her away. Santana just smirked down at her.

"There is a 30% Chance that it is already raining!" She nearly screamed, delivering a smack to the top of Rachel's breast before bolting out of the room. Rachel growled after her.

" I cannot believe you did that? You're not staying over tonight Santana." She shouted throwing her shirt back on.

"Boo, you whore."

Santana definetly went home by herself that night

Rachel awoke from her nap to the sound of the doorbell going off multiple times. Groaning, she shuffled off the couch and into the hallway.

"Santana stop ringing the bell. Just come in." She shouted then went right back to the couch. She heard the front door open.

"What the hell Berry? I 've been standing out there for ten minutes." She stopped when she caught the glare Rachel sent her over her shoulder. "Are you seriously still mad at me? I apologized and as you know, that's not an easy thing for me to do." She huffed, plopping down next to her girlfriend.

Rachel scooted away from her, her eyes locked forward.

"Are you kidding me? Rachel, baby." She inched her hand forward a litte. "Hey, I told you i was sorry." Her hand reached Rachel's thigh, the other girl stayed completely still. "I'm sorry I didn't listen to you but its been five days Rach." She moved her hand up a little, smiling when she caught a small mouth twitch. "So please, stop being mad cuz I miss my midget." Rachel let out a sigh.

"Fine, but no more okay." She leaned back into Santana, smiling at the fact that she fit perfectly against her.

"Okay, but I have something to tell you."

"Yeah? And what's that?"

"I have a big fat lesbian crush on you! So suck on that!" She wrapped Rachel up tightly and kiss the top of her head.

"I hate you Santana."

"Hate you too Berry."