A/N: Commission number 1 of 1 for January 2017, coming up!

For: Kaywye

also kaywye buddy I'm sorry this took so long


They say to put everything into everything, always.

Well, in truth, no one really says that.

But we all have our reasons to play our parts.

For some, it's their job, like the MON Squad.

They were set to play their parts in a date with a man in danger.

For some, it's their life, like Kimihito Kurusu.

The cover was brilliant; a series of dates, to draw out a potential criminal…

But for some…

Tionishia's case was different. It mirrored the other MON Squad member's reasoning's, but she felt there was more to "them" then what others saw.

And what others saw, to begin with, was a fucking giant.

When she strode into work, or into a situation, others would seize up, or stare on in disbelief.

'People just need time to adjust to us…' She'd say to herself, even after the months following the Interspecies Exchange Bill.

Ogres were chill, chill beyond belief.

But if a human senses a monstrous presence near them, one that exudes an aura of "I could crush you effortlessly", then a primal sense is engaged.

Fear. Pants-pooing-fear.

But some, whether by some miracle, curse, or just plain adaptation, didn't have this innate fear of the unknown. Smith was among them, as well as the Police Chief, and more importantly…

The one she would soon call her…

She crushed the teddy-bear in her arms again, pretending it was her…

"Snookums…" She mumbled in her dreams.

(Elsewhere…)

Kimihito Kurusu, by some miracle, had managed to squirm in bed.

Yes, amidst the pile of slime, insect limbs, teeth, scales, wings, and feathers, he squirmed, ever so gently.

His pinkie toe jostled an errant web strand of Rachnera's, and immediately, she readjusted her chitinous legs to wrap around his entire body. She pressed her head against the back of the man's neck, and sniffed his scent.

Her following words were so soft, Kimihito almost found it to be a dream.

"Trouble sleeping, Honey?" She asked, so tenderly.

"Trying to think of a way to treat Tio…" He mumbled back, shifting once more, his back against the underside of Rachnera's arachnid underbelly. In response, she put her hands to his back, and began needing a particularly sore area with her fingers.

At first she could feel him lurch in worry at the exoskeleton-lined appendages.

Didn't last long, though.

"Oooooooooaaaaaahh…" He moaned in appreciation, his eyes simply watering at the grace and relief of such a tender expression. Kimihito began to form words, but was shushed by the soft-spoken Arachne.

"Mm-mm, Honey… Now tell me, you weren't thinking of following Agent Smith's advice in going on those dates, were you?" She asked, with a disturbingly sweet tone of voice.

He opened his mouth to speak again, but the only noise was a long, emanating moan.

"Oh, we were, were we? Pray tell, why would a handsome, caring young man such as yourself, despite the company of so many wonderful women, dare to date others?" She dug her middle finger into his back, ensuing more moans from the man's tired throat.

"Hm… It couldn't be pity, could it? Or do you just want to impregnate them? Do you… Want to sully the human race, Honey?" She teased, her pedipalps steadying his waist as one hand dived into his trousers, stroking his already hardening cock.

"Raaaaaacchhhaaaaaaahh…" He groaned in response, internally worried that the others might hear or sense or smell the imminent lovemaking session that was in progress.

He really needed some rest.

"Ah, I see, Honey. You want to see Tio's tight belly swell with your child… You naughty, naughty boy!" Teased the Arachne. Her bare nipples had hardened to buds, and she rubbed herself against the man's back.

Her disturbingly gentle hands overworked themselves, one delving into Kimihito's spine, and the other furiously masturbating him. He felt like he was going to pass out, simply from the delirious pleasure of it all!

"Fffffffffff-!" Rachnera cupped her hand that was previously on Kimihito's back around his mouth, muffling his cry of joy. He shivered and shaked in the spider's grip, and she committed the arousing sight to memory.

'Score 302 for Rachnera, Score 299 for Miia…' She boasted internally, feeling Miia's coils tightening around her hubby as he shook.

In a lubricious manner, whether he intended it or not, Kimihito came for Rachnera, further arousing the Arachne. His eyes rolled into the back of his head in climax, and three thick spurts of seed fired upwards, onto his own chest.

He recoiled and steadied his breathing as Rachnera's hands moved away from their spots, and onto his chest.

"D-d-d-damn, Rachneraaaaaa…" He drawled tiredly, his member twitching at the sounds of savour behind him.

"Damn yourself, Honey… You seemed to love all that naughty talk of impregnation – so tell me…" She replied, taking the man in a spooning hug quickly after her tasting.

He shifted once more, and yawned.

"Have I finally hit your end-all fetish? Because that's the fastest I've seen you cum yet…"

"It's… Kinda. I like a lot of things, Rachnera. But the…" He blushed ferociously, and she giggled.

"Mister "I will tame my snek and make her my cocksleeve" is getting coy with me?" The Rachne teased playfully.

He cleared his throat in indignant fashion.

"I-It's nothing like that. I enjoy that sort of stuff, but the… I-I-Impregnation thing…"

She tut-tutted him and sighed herself.

"Let me guess, you love the look of a strong monster girl, her belly swollen with your child. You'd love to see Tio's breasts get even bigger thanks to that delicious milk she'd be producing…"

"I'd also like to be a dad." He added, quietly. Rachnera's mood instantly snapped from horny to serious, and her grip on her Honey tightened further.

"Oh." She said simply.

"D-Don't get me wrong, y-y-you were r-right with what you s-said before, but…"

"I… I understand, Honey. Let's… Let's get to sleep now, and I'll help you think of some ideas for your date tomorrow."

"I thought you were against Agent Smith's idea, Rachnera…" He pointed out with a short laugh.

The Rachne remained firm, however.

"I am against the idea. It's like she's trying to play the world's worst matchmaker, and she's thinking like no-one's been noticing!" She whisper-shouted angrily.

Seriously!

'Though… I probably wouldn't have met you if it wasn't for her…' She thought with a small smile.

"S-so you wouldn't mind if-"

"I honestly wouldn't mind if the city got in on this, Honey. As long as you keep extending this bed, and making time for us all… I'll be happy. The others will, too."

Her words were final, as if he had to believe them.

But coming from the calm, calculating, and clever Rachnera, they sounded good enough to him.

Now all he had to do was to stop stumbling into relationships.

(The next day…)

Kimihito Kurusu did some minor stretches as he took in the day's scent, sighing blissfully as his mind fully awakened and his back popped with no pain.

Rachnera's fingers had been magic, and he'd met the new day with a fresh start and a fresh mind.

As his date approached him, his heart swelled and a grin tugged at the corners of his lips.

Tionishia had appeared to him in a classic, frumpy blue dress, which hugged her every titanic curve and crease.

"H-Hello, M-Mister Kurusu… Are you ready f-for our date?" She asked him, timidly, pointing her two pointer-fingers together.

He nodded, and took the woman's massive arm in his.

"You look lovely today, Tio. And I think you'll love what I've got planned…" The man greeted, with an honest grin.

All Tio could do was blush and act cute, despite being as tall and domineering as she normally was…

(Some time later…)

Chirps, meows, and barking could be heard as the two entered their first stop for the day.

No, it wasn't an interspecies sex bar, sadly.

The young man had taken his "fake "real fake" date" into a pet shop to break the thick layer of ice between them.

"N-Now miss, b-be careful holding those kittens! T-T-They t-tend to… Claw. I think." Kimihito did nothing other than stand by as Tio squealed at the adorable litter of animals before her.

"Yes, cats tend to do that." He added dumbly, playing with the cute ginger tabby in Tio's arms, even though his pets remained unnoticed.

The ball of warmth and fluff was much too busy nibbling on Tionishia's thick finger, idly, lulling itself to sleep only after a few minutes.

He simply stared on at the woman, his smile growing at the amount of tender love and care she displayed towards the tiny creature in her arms.

And as she caught him staring, she averted her blush, and laughed it all off.

The two quickly left the store afterwards, and walked arm-in-arm, with some gentle silence.

"Y'know… You'd make a great mother someday, Tio." He admitted to her, revelling in the woman's sudden stuttering and blushing.

"O-Oh, y-you're too kind, K-K-Kimihito…" She kept her gaze on a stunning bush to her left, still twiddling her fingers even as her arm was looped through her date's.

(Some time later…)

Over the course of the day, one dropped hints to the other, and the other, back.

As Tio started to come out of her shell, Kimihito led her to an exquisite-looking café. Along the busy streets, tucked into a corner was the little hole-in-the-wall. It was decked with swank brown tiling and cream-coloured compliments.

The heavy scent of coffee and cake came to man and monster, a few employees caught sight of the couple.

"Ah, fuck… Here comes the dude who's been banging like, I don't know, 8 monster-girls a day." A skinny employee mumbled to his moustachioed mate, who giggled at the comment.

"Christ, you'd think he'd run out of money, or time, or friggin' something, with all the chicks he carts around with…" The barista replied, fixing up a cup of coffee for a human customer.

"Welcome sir and miss, how may we serve… You?" The hair-lipped worker greeted, awkwardly gawking at Tio's size.

How the fuck did she fit in the café?

He could see the poor Ogre actively squatting in an attempt to not scrape the roof with her horn. Kimihito realised Tio's discomfort, and was attempting to get their order done fast to halt said struggle

"Mister…" The other barista began to greet, asking for the monster-mediator's name.

"Kurusu." Kimihito nodded and smiled in greeting, mumbling some good options to Tio.

He'd only ever looked into this place, but he'd become a character enough for the employees to giggle at.

"Hey, don't you have those Goblin triplets waiting at home?" The moustachioed man murmured to his mate, waiting for the couple to order.

"That's different."

"How?"

"Fuck off, just is."

"Alright, Christ."

"Hey, don't judge, Captain Goat-Fucker." The skinny barista berated.

"Georgia is a Sheepgirl, not a Goatgirl. Fuckhead." His mate aggressively whispered back.

"Cunt."

"Ahem…" Kimihito cleared his throat awkwardly, snapping the two's attention back to their customers.

"Sorry, sir. You two ready to order?" The barista asked, ever-so-sweetly.

In the following minutes, the skinny server pulled out a larger chair for the outdoor seating, allowing the couple to sit in relative peace as people passed them by. Birds set perched above the Ogre, acting like sentinels for any possible intruders.

As the giant before him adorably nibbled on some cake, Kimihito couldn't help but wonder how he found himself in such situations.

Such stitch-ups, they were.

It hadn't occurred to her until her second bite into her cake, but Tio didn't consider this date to be a part to play.

She didn't really know if young Kimihito meant all the touching, flirting and smiles he sent her way, but she wasn't going to question it.

On the likely chance that he too, was playing his part (and nothing more), she was going to revel in the one day she'd spend with him.

And in the opposite seat, Kimihito was busy sorting his feelings out for the titanic beauty in front of him.

Affection, attraction, and infatuation were said to be three core components of love. An unhealthy dose of one above the other two created bad rifts between people. And thanks to Rachnera's "pep-talk" the night beforehand, he was feeling an unhealthy amount of two of those.

With every motion, the woman before him took into consideration the world around her more times in one second than he could in his entire life. She was self-conscious to the max, like most of his current girlfriends had been.

Ever-so-contrarily to how her race was portrayed in the old books and stories, Tio stood like a delicate daisy. She provided such joy and warmth to the world around her as such.

Although, he'd receive reminders every now and then that, unlike a daisy, this monster-woman was tough.

She could take a shot from a tank and be courteous enough to apologise the damage the shell would do on rebound.

"U-u-uh… T-Tio…" He began, placing her massive hand in his as she finished her cake quietly.

"Y-Yes, Kimihito?"

"I… I was wondering, if-" His words were cut short as the sound of a crowd behind him died.

Every monster-woman in the surrounding area could feel the change in the air, as well.

And the birds above the Ogre's head trilled sharply.

A car was speeding down the crowded boulevard, uncontrollably. Many people were fast enough to evade the car's immediate path, with several monster-women pulling their boyfriends out of harm's way.

"SOMEONE HELP THEM!" A constricted human man yelled towards a mother and her stroller, brakes having jammed.

Like a blue blur, Tio shot up from her chair at an alarming rate and soared past her date.

A muted crash could be heard, and after about five seconds of silence, a child could be heard crying.

"TIO!" Kimihito yelled, launching himself towards the area.

The car appeared to be driven but the racist couple that hung around the young man's area, and sadly, appeared to be almost completely fine.

Their car was beyond destroyed, however.

The young human mother and her child were completely unscathed, and shocked. The woman wrapped her arms around Tio, and wept.

Said Ogre only groaned, and shrugged off the vehicle that had tried to wrap itself around her. With a booming "CLANG!", she huffed and puffed, smiling and hugging the scared mother back. As a sharp ringing died down in her ears, she looked down to the child before her and smiled at it, effectively halting the baby's cry.

"T-Tio…" Kimihito mumbled.

Said Ogre was fine, all things considered. Her dress was looking pretty torn up, however.

"Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou…" The mother still mumbled, wiping the tears of relief from her eyes.

"I think its best you returned home, ma'am. I can have a friend of mine escort you back, if you'd like." And so the mother graciously accepted the offer, soon being led home with a baby in one hand. Her other was being steadied by a transformed Doppel, who had given up her overwatch post for the moment.

Tio stood from her crouched position, with Kimihito's steadying grip, and smiled to him.

"I-I'm sorry if I r-r-ruined our date, Kimihito…" Her words died in her mouth and she went stiff as the man held her tightly.

"Don't ever apologise for something as… As brave as you did, Tio…" He mumbled, choking back sobs of fear himself.

The three aspects of love had effectively balanced themselves out, it seemed. She held one massive hand to the man's back and stroked him softly.

"R-R-Really, th-there was n-no need to worry, K-Kimihito…" She mumbled back to him, both with a sense of pride and hope.

"I… M-Might need s-some new clothes, though!" She squeaked as she looked down at her torn attire.

Kimihito took one look at her, and nodded his upper head in agreement. His lower head did the same at the sight of the now-Amazonian looking monster-woman.

She rushed to the nearest clothes-store, for the last stop of their date…

(Some time later…)

Kimihito had calmed himself down, and was further sorting his feelings for Tionishia out.

His… The menagerie he seemed to be at the centre of was becoming very large, very quickly.

Luckily, with mostly mature moderators and mediators like Rachnera and Centorea, things were sorting themselves out pretty quickly. As long as he remained on top of his work and date-scheduling…

It was like Rachnera said.

Things would work out.

Now was the time to word things properly to the beautiful Ogre.

"K… Uh… S-S-S-Snookums…" He heard the woman's tiny voice peep.

"Y-yes, T-Tio… Uh… Dear?"

"Could you come here, please?" She asked from the comfort of her private dressing room. Kimihito made his way to just outside the curtained area, before he was dragged into the small booth.

"T-Tio, what th-" She held a finger to his lips.

"I… I'd like your help getting out of this dress, please…" She managed to squeak out, her face flush with embarrassment. It was a cute yellow number that hugged her tightly, he could tell.

"O-O-Of course…" He mumbled, getting her to face away from him. The human man knelt down, and gently guided the Ogre's hands away from her hips. He could feel her whole body hitch.

"Okay… Just breathe in normally, Tio." His words were firm, and she listened.

His digits brushed against her tan hips, and her body quivered at his touch. Slowly, they slid down, until the piece of clothing came off.

It was then that Kimihito realised he was led into a trap.

Draped with nothing but a silky-laced bra, Tionishia blushed greatly. She could feel the heat of his breath against her big, bare behind.

Adrenaline was still pumping through her veins from her miraculous save, and through some unnatural, monstrous senses, she could tell blood was rushing throughout Kimihito's body, to interesting places…

"This… Is certainly a…" Words failed to come from his mouth as a luxurious scent reached his nostrils. His pupils dilated, and he looked up at the massive woman, and at her soaked panties, hanging up in the closet.

Sweat poured down her body – it was obvious she was planning something all along, and had only just mustered the courage to act.

"N… No words, Snookums…" A massive hand reached behind Kimihito's head and smashed his face towards her rear.

They always say the quiet ones are the freakiest.

Known fact.

As his face collided with the girl's rear, the intoxicating, arousing smell intensified for the man. He shifted his hands to steady himself upon the fat ass of the Ogre-woman, and drove his tongue eagerly into Tio's snatch.

"A-Ah~! N-Not there, Snookums! My ass!"

'Oh. That's the smell.'

Tio had "freshened up", it appeared.

Against the now-weakening force of her hand, he pulled his head back.

"What are the magic words, Tio?" He teased.

"P-Please… Eat my ass, Snookums…" She whined, turning her head back, shaking her juicy rear at the man.

And good Lord, did Kimihito Kurusu oblige to that request.

Human fingers dug into monster flesh as the man's tongue darted forward into Tionishia's freshened asshole. He could hear her stifle a weak moan as he made contact, her whole body shivering in quiet protest before the Ogre stilled herself.

Her hands twisted and played with the man's hair as he prodded and teased her tight hole. Getting lost in himself, and disregarding their public surrounding, Kimihito reluctantly withdrew one fondling hand to undress himself.

If he had to be honest, he was working off instinct. Sure, he'd watched porn, and even favoured the 'ole rimjob.

He had yet to experiment with someone putting their tongue up his ass, but, in due time, as they all say.

He treated Tio as he did the rest of his lovers – he tested the waters, as it were. A soothing lick here, and a stroke of the tongue there-

"Oooh~!"

Perfect.

With one hand, thanks to minutes of pre-lovemaking practice, the human man took his shirt off and tossed it to the corner of the cramped changing room. As his tongue continued to stroke and twist and wriggle inside Tio's asshole, he undid his zipper, and shifted his other, groping hand, to Tio's gushing pussy.

With a final hum and an exaggerated "mwah" sound, he retracted and replaced his tongue with a single, probing finger. Slowly, he alternated his motions, one finger sliding out of one hole as another slid in…

Keeping his motions up, he worked his way up the woman's sweat-drenched back, layering fleeting kisses after one another. Each ending with its own little quiver or shake of the Ogre's perfect skin.

"G-Gaah! …Please, Snookums…" Tionishia hooked one arm around her new lover as he worked his way to the side of her clothed breasts.

"Please what, Tio? I'm still making my mind up on whether to take your asshole, or your pussy…" He teased in a muted manner, as to not alert any neighbouring clothing-changers.

A hand Tio was using to steady herself shyly reached for the man's cock, and stroked it ever-so-gently.

"P-P-P-Please… F-…" Her words faltered as Kimihito's fingers quickened, sawing in gentle unison.

"Make up your mind, Tio… Pretty soon someone's going to suspect what we're doing here…" He breathed.

"AAAAAAASS! PLEASE FUCK MY ASS, SNOOKUMS!" She cried as she came, her face twisting from pained and supressed to that of absolute, erotic glee.

Ignoring the murmurs of "what the fuck was that" coming from several shop attendants, Kimihito Kurusu further obliged the beautiful giant he was entwined with. She loosened the deathgrip on his head, and he slunk back behind the woman.

He forced himself inside Tionishia's darkened hole, and she cried again, her juices dribbling down feebly.

"Gooooood fuuuuuuucking Goooooood…" Kimihito Kurusu purred as he laid his face on its side, using Tio's back as his pillow. His thrusts were like lightning – as quick and intense, sending orgasmic waves of shock through the Ogre's body.

'God, those twitches…' He remarked with a smile, his breath becoming ragged as his balls began to bubble with a fiery load.

It took only seconds of vigorous thrusting before he came deep inside the Ogre.

And it only took them seconds to regain their composure after being thrown out the back of the store.

Though in those few seconds, he swore he could see the giant woman's stomach bulge with his seed, just as Rachnera had teased.

And despite her adorable blushing and declarations of self-shame, she accepted his offer of trying a different clothes store.

(Some, believe or not, time later…)

Though he managed to control himself in social situations with said Ogre, Kimihito Kurusu did in fact find another fetish of his: stomach expansion.

And whilst that was all well and good, ensuring that the beautiful Ogre babe was well shagged every date-night and full-moon-night and whenever-night, it eventually led to one of his greatest passions.

Through fear, uncertainty, and the want to make a first good impression, the human man struggled through his first wife's pregnancy, attempting to make sure that every need and want was taken care of.

And to his fortune, all fear, all uncertainty, and all sense of good impression was lost to him when Tionishia Kurusu birthed him a pair of twins – one Ogre daughter, and one human son.


A/N: haha

Pingers

Also, I'm at uni now. No updates for the rest of Feb, sorry.