Chapter 16: Shinobi Among Us Pt. 1

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Waris Singh: rock lee was a genius of strong fist and it took an year to train until he was able to open 5 gates

Dragon Emperor0: So was Guy and it took him twice as long, your point?

ThermalsniperN7: Izuku used Genjutsu to squeeze in what he could in the time they had, so that should explain a few things.

Demigodninja21: You had to give him the Kotomatsukami? Arguably the most broken ability in Naruto.

Dragon Emperor0: So? What's the deal with that?

ThermalsniperN7: We see no problem with it.

Joanne Frances Tiano Cajilig: ... *The reader fainted.* Can't wait for the next chapter and how everyone did on their internship...

Dragon Emperor0: Yeah, just wait 'till finals are done.

ThermalsniperN7: Nice to see we got that kind of reaction, too.

Yellowpikmin88: Oh damn, that was hot. He's made quite an addition to his anime and already the Uchiha clan carries on with twins growing in her.

Dragon Emperor0: That's definitely true.

ThermalsniperN7: Yes it is.

Knightmare Lord: I was hoping Stain's entire philosophy would be shattered.

Dragon Emperor0: I'm confused. Is that not what happened?

ThermalsniperN7: I don't think so. I think we just made him look pissed off at Izuku getting under his skin rather than shatter his philosophy. Whoops.

-In a game lobby-

Class 1-A was currently off duty with their internships, and were now all online via tablet, Laptop or phone, and playing a class wide Among Us game.

"Okay, is everybody ready?" Izuku asked as he styled up his green character. There wasn't any ninja gear, so he just settled on a business suit and a top hat.

"Ready as we'll ever be." Himiko shrugged.

"Enough with the Tangled references!" Katsuki snapped.

"Let's just get started already!" Sato exclaimed. Appropriately, his character was wearing a chef's hat.

After the crewmates and unknown impostors were let loose on the ship area they were doing the game in–and almost immediately–Kaminari walked by Sato and killed him.

"Motherfucker…" The sugar quirk user cursed with a sigh before proceeding to haunt the blonde.

Then seconds later, Izuku reported the body, causing a meeting.

"Where is it?" Kaminari asked.

"So, I walked past–." Izuku began before Sero interrupted.

"Can you not, like, do that while I'm doing the asteroid thing? It's annoying to reset that, it takes forever." The tape armed boy complained.

"It does take a long time." Izuku nodded in understanding. "So I passed Kirishima who was outside and then the body is right there on the environmental thing." He added.

"This is going to sound bad, but I was trying to do the refueling and then fix electrical and that's when I passed you, Midoriya. I did come from that direction, but I didn't see a body." Kirishima explained.

"I kinda think it's Tokoyami." Kaminari mused.

"Wait, Tokoyami is alive! Oh no!" Himiko gasped.

"What the fuck?!" The bird headed teen said indignantly.

"I'm kinda sus of Tokayami now, all of a sudden!" Ochako giggle, amused at the banter.

"Yeah, he's been enjoying himself too much, being alive." Shoji quipped as the meeting ended.

(Later)

Izuku was walking to the med bay when he saw that Shoto had apparently left. "I think Todoroki DC'd." He hummed.

(Elsewhere)

The first impostor then made his way to the storage room where both Sero and Tokoyami were currently. Though the former was unseen.

So, when Kaminari killed Tokoyami he swore his heart stopped when he saw Sero standing there.

"Oh fuck all kinds of duck…" He groaned in equal parts amusement and exasperation even as the tape user reported the fresh kill.

"Really, Kaminari?" Sero deadpanned.

"Do you still think it's Tokoyami?" Ojiro questioned.

"It's Sero." Kaminari stated.

"No, you dummy dude. You just killed Tokoyami right in front of me." The boy retorted.

"Sero just killed Tokoyami and immediately reported it. Nice try." The blonde continued, trying to override Sero and get him voted off.

"He was just dumbfounded that he killed somebody in front of me." Sero continued with a snicker.

"Now hold on, how do we know that this isn't the reverse though?" Izuku interrupted. "Because when it comes down to it, I fucking passed Kaminari last round. He was not sus at all, yet Sero was sus last round." He added.

"Yes, but I– why would I call myself–" The tape armed boy stammered as he tried to recover before Kaminari interjected.

"Sero, you've been doing the smooth talking this entire time." He stated.

"... If you kill me right now, just know that you'll all lose cuz Kaminari's gonna kill you." Sero stated after a beat passed. "Midoriya… You have to trust me. Go with Kaminari" He added.

The votes passed, and Kaminari was safe. However…

"Koda, what the fuck?!" Shoji exclaimed.

"He just votes on Shoji!" Mina exclaimed as she and the others laughed as the discussion ended.

Though Sero was obviously not content with letting this go and called an emergency meeting.

"I'm not letting you get away with this, Kaminari." He declared.

"What?!" The blonde gasped, acting like he was innocent.

"If I was the murderer, I wouldn't be recalling the button." The tape boy stated. "You guys have to go with Kaminari, please." He added almost imploringly.

"No." Izuku said in a Bugs Bunny-like manner.

"I think it's Kaminari." Jiro chimed in.

"Oh my god, Jiro–what the hell?!" The boy exclaimed in shock.

"Once a killer always a killer " The sound girl retorted.

"So Koda, who did you vote for?" Izuku asked.

"I… I don't have to say anything." Koda stated.

"I don't–" Sero tried to say, but couldn't finish.

"Anonymous. I voted for Sero." The electric blonde commented.

"That's not helpful!" Izuku exclaimed in exasperation.

"I hope he wins, I hope he wins." Kaminari shrugged audibly. "I hope he gets your ass." He added.

"Fucking Koda!" Izuku laughed upon seeing that he had voted for Shoji again. "Of course he voted for Shoji!"

"I don't have to explain myself." The ani-voice boy stated.

"Koda, what the fuck?!" The multi-armed boy exclaimed indignantly.

And with that, Kaminari was ousted as an impostor.

"Thank you, Kaminari. I fucking hate you, you piece of shit." Sato stated.

"None of you listened to me." Sero deadpanned as the meeting ended.

(Later)

As Izuku walked to the oxygen room, he spotted Sero walking in there. Now was his time.

'Heresy! REMOVE THIS FILTH!' A comically dark voice in Izuku's mind roared.

Eyes gleaming with comically malicious intent, the green haired Uchiha walked in and killed the tape user before walking off. Izuku is the second Impostor.

"Oh I'm sorry Sero, no one's gonna fucking find that body." The Uchiha boy said with a snicker as he walked away, right before falling down a hole right in front of Kirishima, killed him and then went away for Shoji to report it.

And now we come to the following…

"Where's the body?" Izuku asked once the meeting started.

"Oh, where you came from, Midoriya!" Shoji chuckled.

"I feel conflicted. Do I want to kill Shoji or win?" Koda mused.

"I think you want to do both." Izuku told him, hoping to coax him into doing what he hoped.

(Not even five seconds later)

Izuku had a flat look on his face as he was voted off.

"... THE ONE FUCKING TIME YOU DON'T VOTE FOR SHOJI!" He yelled in exasperation even as everyone laughed at his expense.

His yell nearly woke up Gran Torino, who was napping in the next room.

"Wow…!" Tokoyami laughed.

"That was rather comical, I won't lie." Iida commented with his own chuckle.

"You actually had me convinced until the very end." Momo admitted.

(Later)

The next round started soon after with Kaminari and Sero as the impostors this time and… hoo boy.

Kaminari made his way out of the dropship with Sero close behind, before trying to kill Izuku as he was exiting the dropship.

Everyone saw this happen because the action was delayed, it happening as they rounded the next corner. That being Kaminari pushing izuku down and then pulling out a glock and shooting him in the head as he struggled to get up.

"Oh fuck!" Kaminari wheezed while everyone else laughed.

"Wow." Shoji commented with an unseen grin.

"Holy shit, that was quick!" Himiko exclaimed.

"Who was it?" The tentacle hero questioned.

"Wh-What were you doing down there by the body?" Ochako questioned.

"It's not Bakugo." The shapeshifter stated definitely.

"I'm sitting here saying to myself, "watch it be cat eyes" as I'm walking to the left, like well, Toga's with me and I'm alone so I'm probably dead. But she didn't kill me, so who can say?" Katsuki snickered.

"The reason why I think it's Kaminari, is because he grabbed Midoriya's face and snapped his neck." Mina commented with a chortle.

"That's good enough for me!" Himiko howled in laughter.

"Aw yeah, that was–that was not a good move on my part, I didn't see the two at the top who were just watching." Kaminari admitted with a sweatdrop while everyone laughed.

"Now that we know that he's fuckin' dead! Can I just say? You motherfucker! That was the smoothest brained kill that I've ever seen in my life!" Izuku commented with a snicker.

"That was not the play." Kaminari sighed with his own grin

"It's like "hurr durr" let me find some witnesses before I kill this man!" The Uchiha mimicked with a grin.

"Midoriya I was–I was trying to kill you because you were a straggler, but the fucking cool down wouldn't let me, and nobody would have found your body that quick." The electricity user stated.

"You piece of shit." Izuku chuckled.

"Yeah, nah, I deserve this." He nodded.

"So can you vote for yourself so we can move on?" Jiro questioned.

"Right, right." The electric blonde nodded as he hit the skip button despite knowing what was about to happen.

"Skip voting? Yeah, you can try." She nodded.

"Unbelievable." Izuku sighed.

(Later)

It was the middle of the next round and Izuku was now floating around as a ghost while everyone else played the game.

"Oh, one of these motherfuckers is dead." The green Sharingan user whistled as he observed Toru and Ojiro in the decontamination chamber. Outside of it, he saw Ochako on the other side of the door leading to the med bay, where she was killed by Sero, causing him to laugh.

"It was Sero." Ojiro stated as the boy was ejected.

"I didn't see the door, okay?!" The tape armed boy exclaimed as he was beat.

(Later)

It was the next round and now everything was restarting and everyone was choosing their characters.

"Wait, why the fuck am I brown?! Gimme back purple!" Jiro yelled as she swapped colors.

"Jiro, why do you sound like you're swallowing your entire phone whole?" Toru questioned.

"I'M NOT SWALLOWING MY PHONE WHOLE. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?" The rock girl replied with a question of her own, and was likely experiencing technical difficulties because her mic made her sound louder than she should've been.

As the game started, Izuku was disposing of the garbage.

"Fuck you, Kaminari, stay the fuck away from me!" He said as he left while the lights were out, and came up on Toru's dead body with Kaminari coming from the opposite direction.

Izuku immediately reported it.

"It's Toru again!" Jiro yelled in disbelief.

"Oh my god, okay." Kaminari gulped.

"CAN I PLAY A ROUND?! OH MY GOD!" The invisible girl complained.

"You're dead, shut up!" The rocker girl told her.

"You're dead, you shut the fuck up!" Toru retorted.

"Okay, guys, I'm saying it right now… It is definitely Kaminari again because this motherfucker was by me at the garbage disposal in the storage bay." Izuku said. "He goes towards electrical, the lights go out, and when I go to fix it I find Toru's fucking body! It is 100% Kaminari again!" The Uchiha added.

"You got it all wrong, dude." Kaminari told him. "After I finished refueling, the lights went out. I was on my way to electrical to fix it and passed a blue corpse and then you came up behind me when I registered Hagakure's body." He explained.

"Just to be safe we should probably vote off dunce face and then Deku." Katsuki offered.

"That's a sound strategy, actually." Iida admitted.

"Do it, motherfucker." Kaminari challenged. "You guys are gonna feel really stupid after this round." He added. "Vote me off. Vote me off–You're gonna get stabbed. I hope the impostor kills all of you, have fun at the end of the game bitches." He told them.

Then he was voted off… and was not an impostor.

"Oh no…" Tsu gulped.

"It's Deku, it's Deku!" Katsuki exclaimed frantically.

"O-kay… so maybe Kaminari isn't an impostor…" Izuku said to himself awkwardly as he went to electrical to fix the lights. "Now i trust fucking nobody." He added… right as another meeting was called.

"I was at the bottom reactor and then I ended up in another reactor…?" Kirishima said as he tried to explain something to the others.

"So you were in electrical when the lights went out?" Himiko questioned.

"Oooohooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!" Izuku and Ochako grinned as they listened.

"Top reactor, I was in top reactor." Kirishima said quickly. Then votes were cast and…

"WAIT, I VOTED FOR MYSELF! FUCK!" Jiro yelled comically, causing everyone to laugh.

"Wait, how did you vote for yourself?!" Mina exclaimed through her laughter.

"You dumbass! I came back from the grave just to call you a dumbass!" Toru exclaimed in exasperation.

Kirishima was then ejected and it was revealed that he wasn't an impostor, causing everyone to go nuts.

"It's either Deku or cat eyes!" Katsuki exclaimed in a panic.

"It's Himiko!" Izuku exclaimed frantically as he called a meeting. "Okay, listen, I'm fucking terrified of this now. We're with each other–" He tried to say before he was cut off.

"Guys, we can win this!" Mina told the others. "If we vote Toga off now, if she's the impostor… we win." She stated.

"But I literally did my tasks!" Himiko complained.

"If we emergency meeting kick Deku off, we win." Katsuki added.

"What do you mean?!" Himiko whined.

Then she was voted off.

"... Fuck all of you." She deadpanned… and was revealed to be the impostor.

"AAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!" Katsuki crowed in victory along with the rest of the class.

"Izuku, honey, you're an asshole." Himiko told her shared boyfriend flatly.

"I'm so sorry!" Izuku managed to get out through his laughter before he got a text, causing to look at it…

"You're not getting any action for a week after internships are over." It read, much to the Uchiha's comical dismay.

"Ochako, I'd like to tell you that Himiko sent me a text telling me I'm not getting any action for a week after internships are over." He told his round faced lover, causing her to laugh.

Dragon Emperor0: Hey guys, sorry if you were expecting a full chapter but given that the next episode in the line up was a (albeit canon) filler episode we decided to try something a little different.

ThermalsniperN7: We hope you enjoy our TSLAYP inspired Among Us filler, in which hilarity ensues and the class gets to act their age so they can have fun while throwing all sorts of jabs, barbs and insults at each other.

Dragon Emperor0: Not to mention cuss like a ship full of sailors. Which means you guys are all gonna die in part 2 because it's even funnier than part 1.

ThermalsniperN7: I still love that one fucking line; It was so damn funny! See you guys in the next one!