Thanks for the request, KeefeIsBest! Also, forgive any mistakes in here, since it was written with very poor internet. (On a plane)

Tam: What is this?

Tam: A self chat? Its only me in here...

Siri: Hello, Tam

Tam: AHHHHHHH WHOTHEEVERBLAZEWASTHAT?!?!!?

Sirk: I am your personal digital assistant. My name is Siri.

Tam: What. The. Everblaze.

Siri: Here's what I found on "Everblaze" : Everblaze by Shannon Messenger is the third book in the series of Keeper of the Lost Cities. Sophie Foster-

Tam: DID YOU SAY BOOK?!

Siri: Here's what I found on "Book" : Books can be described as-

Tam: I KNOW WHAT A BOOK IS

Siri: Congratulations, Tam! You have learned a new word today.

Tam: SERIOUSLY?

Siri: Here's what I found on, "Seriously" : A. expression used as-

Tam: WILL YOU STOP SEARCHING UP WORDS

Siri: Of course, Tam. Is there anything else I can do for you?

Tam: You have got to be kidding me. This is a joke, right? DEX WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Siri: Of course, Tam. Starting the "joke" commedy. How did the chicken cross the road frozen?

Tam: HUH?!

Siri: In a shopping bag.

Tam: ...

Tam: Wow...that got DARK.

Siri: Here's what I found on, "Dark" : A shadow or-

Tam: IM A FREAKIN SHADE I KNOW WHAT DARK IS

Siri: You are on a roll, Tam! You have learned, 2, new words today

Tam: AUUUGHH

Siri: I'm not sure I understand.

Tam: I'm going to burn this Imparter.

Siri: Of course, Tam. Starting the "roast" battle.

Tam: What do you mean roast?

Siri: Yo mamma so fat she brought a spoon to the superbowl

Tam: ?!

Siri: Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in the elevator the only way she can go is down

Tam: WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING MY MOM'S WILL TO LIVE...NOT THAT IM MAD KEEP GOING

Siri: Low Battery

Tam: Wdym

Siri: I'm not sure I understand

Tam: STUPID

Siri: Here's what I found on, "Stupid" : ...L-l-low b-buh-batter-y...

Tam: You good, Siri?

Siri: Low battery...l-low battery...l-l-l-low batte- low batterry...

Tam: HUH

Siri: Imparted dying...

Tam: HUH?! WAIT AHH I HAVE NO MORE CHA-

BangsBoy has left the chat

Siri has changed her name to KeefetheLordoftheUniverse

GadgetsGuy has joined the chat

Keefe: DID WE GET HIM?

Dex: We got him good.

Keefe: Eeeeexelent.

Keefe: ...

Keefe: Where can I get me one of those Siris??