Chapter 6 – after the rest have been confirmed divergent or not.
"Truth or dare, Caleb?" asks Marlene
"Dare" he replies
"I dare you to let Christina put blue streaks in your hair." With that Christina drags Caleb off to the bathroom and he comes back half an hour later looking surprisingly good.
"Is this temporary?"
"I guess you'll find that out if it comes out in the wash or if it stays in won't you."
"Yeah I guess. Tris, truth or dare?"
"Dare please."
"I dare you to…" He confers with Marlene for this one "Okay so I dare you to do seven minutes in heaven with Robert."
"Caleb, do you even know whatseven minutes in heaven is?"
"Well… not exactly." After he says that I drag Robert off to my walk in wardrobe and let the others describe seven minutes in heaven to Caleb.
When we get into the wardrobe Robert says "What is seven minutes in heaven Tris?"
"Well it is easier just to demonstrate." And I start to kiss him. It is wonderful and then he pulls away and says "Oh, this is seven minutes in heaven." And we kiss more passionately and he starts to go further with it and he kisses my jaw and then goes hungrily for my neck and throat and I can't help but let out small moans. The feel of his warm breath on my neck is amazing. I never used to understand what love was. Now I do. I definitely do. We hear noises from outside the door saying "30 seconds left." I pull away and readjust my straps and tell him to readjust his hair etc. and I do the same. When they all burst in they seem disappointed.
"God, you are meant to do something." And we just grin at each other when we get back to the living room I see Caleb's shocked face. He just says "Oh Beatrice, I am so sorry. I came here to stop you getting laid."
"Oh my god," I say to the rest of them, "You overexaggerated didn't you. Caleb, people rarely get laid from seven minutes in heaven. It is mainly just kissing. Anyways, Susan truth or dare?"
"Dare please."
"I dare you to do seven minutes in heaven with Caleb." She stands up and then he follos her to the walk in wardrobe. When their time is up they are just sitting looking normal at us as if to say ' What, you didn't think that we would really do that did you?' and then when everyone turns around to go back I see him smile at me to say 'yes we did do that' anyway I turn around and say to Zeke "So I think it's Susan's turn."
"Zeke, truth or dare?"
"I am gonna go with truth."
"So I have had the question most unabnegation I have ever done in abnegation. What is the most 'undauntless' thing you have ever done in dauntless?"
"Well, I once screamed at a spider and then I threw it into the chasm and ran around the pit screaming 'MUTANT SPIDER!'…" We all start to laugh.
"I am gonna do some joint ones. Uriah, Tris, Eric, Susan, Robert, Caleb and Tori. I dare you to go running round the pit in 2 pairs and a three shouting that you want to have each others babies and then find the most important person you can and shout that you want to have their babies. Okay. I almost forgot, all wearing either a fairy costume or a unicorn costume."
"me, uriah, eric and tori want the unicorn costumes and the other three can have the fairy costumes."
"The groups are as follows. Tris, Uriah and Tori (all unicorns) will be the group of three, Eric and Caleb will be a pair and Susan and Robert (Even though you are siblings) will be a pair. Now come and get your costumes." When I get changed into my unicorn costume I look at myself in the mirror and think what the hell are you doing Tris? Then when I go out into the room I go with Tori and Uriah and we just make a unicorn sound. That gets a few laughs. And then we are the first group to go out to the pit.
"But Uriah. I want to have your unicorn kids. And I want to have your unicorn kids Tris." Screams Tori at the top of her lungs.
"I want to have both of your babies." I shout
"ME TOO!"
Then we meet eys and run up to Max and the other leaders.
"Yeah. I want to have your babies Max." Says Uriah
"And yours Lenny." I say
"And yours Hope." Says Tori
"So Uriah and Tori, you are trying to tell me that in the past 5 minutes you have gone gay and now want to have our babies. Correct?"
"Correct." They say with grimaces on their faces.
"Tris, you don't even know who I am." Says Lenny.
"Pfft. Okay so what."
"ZEKE CAN WE COME BACK NOW PLEASE!" Uriah shouts "GOOD." when there is no response. And we all run back to my apartment with Max hot on our tails and he stops Tori to Ask her a question.
"Tori. Truth or Dare?"
"Indeed, Max."
We get back in and out go Eric and Caleb. And when they return beet red we send out the last pair, Susan and Robert. When they return with electric blue hair it is no surprise who they bumped into.
"Now, for everyone who didn't just do the dare. I dare you to go on to the roof and sing a medley of 4 of the following songs: poker face, bad romance, that man, pack up, rollerblades and back it up. We will vodeo this and send it to every major news corporation in Chicago. Tv and newspapers. Have fun. Did I mention that you have to wear these costumes. They are fairies, unicorns, princesses and mermaids. Take your pick. You also have to do a stupid dance for all of the adoring fans that you will have from tonight onwards!" I get a lot of high fives from my group.
"So Chris, Will and Zeke will be mermaids, Shauna will be a unicorn, Gabe and Peter will be mermaids and I will be a princess." Says Four and when he says his bit he puts on a girly voice and I can't help but laugh. This is what they sing.
Four and Peter: So get that needle in the core
Scratch that back and gimme more
You know exactly what I came here for
Back it up and do it again
From the middle to the top to the end
Ba dlun dla dla doday
Ba dlun dla dla doday
Back to the middle to the front to the end
Za dlun dla dla doday
Everybody ba dlun doday
I don't care if he's a friend
From the front to the middle to the back to the end.
Chris and Lauren: Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Zeke and Shauna: Ooh that man is like a flame
And ooh that man plays me like a game
My only sin is I can't win
Ooh I wanna love that man
Ooh that man is on my list
And ooh that man I wanna kiss
My only sin is I can't win
Ooh I wanna love that man
Will and Gabe: I get tired and upset
And I'm trying to care a little less
When I google I only get depressed
I was taught to dodge those issues
I was told
Don't worry, there's no doubt
There's always something to cry about
When you're stuck in an angry crowd
They don't think what they say
Before they open their mouth.
When the laughter from the dauntless compound has ceased to exist me and chris lookat each other and I say
"Hey it's been fun having you and all but I think that me and chris are gonna have a girly night by the look on her face so the rest of you get out. Oh and Marlene and Lynn, do you wanna join us?"
"Yeah why not." Says Mar and we all know that if Mar goes then Lynn goes so she sighs and nods her head.
"Good. Right everyone else GET THE HECK OUT OF MY APARTMENT. Please. Thank you!"