A/N: Ok, so someone told me that this story was cliche. Thanks. I've prewritten 10 chappies, but I'll try and make it more interesting and longer by then. I got a favorite, and 6 follows! Thanks, you guys! Hope you guys had an awesome sauce Halloween! I know I did. Me and my friends scared people.

My neighbors: Why are there middle school girls trick or treating while singing Katy Perry?

Disclaimer: I don't own HP and it's magic. I own Jazz and Cherry. That's it. I also own a pen and a notebook.

Jasmine opened her eyes. Where was she? Why wasn't her mom yelling at her to get out of bed? Then she remembered where she was and shot out of bed. Jasmine examined the figures around her. Lily was sleeping soundly, her red hair splayed out around the girl. Two other girls, named Alice Prewett and Cherise Smith, lay in their individual beds. She surveyed her new roommates. Lily was as beautiful as ever, dark auburn hair caressing her pale face. Freckles dotted her nose, and long eyelashes framed emerald green eyes, like Remus's. Alice looked like a sweet girl. She had long blong hair, and a heart-shaped face. Cherise was the complete opposite, spunky. Cherise had shoulder-length black hair, streaked with purple. All of her roommates were very pretty. Jasmine sighed as she fingered her boring brown tresses. There was nothing amazing about her, but she did like her eyes. She had almond-shaped eyes, a warm chocolate brown. Her reflection blinked at her, and her face split into a smile. She knew exactly what she wanted to do. Jasmine ran out of her dorm, and into the boy's one. She filled her lungs up with as much air as she could, and shouted loudly,

"WAKE UP LOSERS! BREAKFAST TIME!" The effect was hilarious. Remus and James both jumped out of bed, saying,

"I'm up, I'm up!" Peter fell out of his bed. But Sirius kept on snoring. The three awake boys glared half-heartedly at Jasmine, who was giggling madly.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN WAS THAT FOR?" James bellowed. Jasmine grinned and shrugged. He scowled, as Remus groaned and flopped back on his bed.

"I hate you, Jazz," James said.

"Jasmine," she reminded him.

"Jazz."

"Jasmine."

"Jazz."

"Jasmine."

"JAZZ!"

"JASMINE!"

"JAZZ!" James shouted.

"JAZZ!" Jasmine said.

"Jasmi-Heyyy!" Jasmine smirked. Sirius lifted his head.

"Listen, you're stuck with us, and we're calling you Jazz whether you like it or not," he told her.

"Hmph."

"Good morning to you too, Jazz," Remus said.

"NOOOOO!" she cried dramatically.

"What?"

"Remus! You're supposed to be on my side! Now I'm gonna have to call you Remmy!" He chucked a pillow at her. She dodged it and blinked at him in surprise. He shrugged.

"Um...sorry?" he said, not sounding very sorry at all. Jasmine smiled sweetly.

"It's fine Remmy. Or not." The girl launched herself at her friend and collapsed on top of him.

"Jazz," he said calmly, "Get off me. Or else."

"Or else what?" she taunted.

"Or this." He started tickling her sides and she burst out laughing.

"No...please...stop!" she chocked out, still laughing.

"Will you bow down at my feet, and say I'm the king of the world?" he questioned her. She shook her head.

"Never." Remus shrugged and continued tickling her. She grabbed her wand and pointed it directly between his green eyes. Jasmine stared dreamily into his eyes, before she snapped back to reality. James and Sirius had not missed this, and they exchanged smug looks, leaving Peter completely confused.

"Don't make me hex you," threatened Jasmine.

"Like she would," Sirius muttered to James. He smirked. Remus sighed and got up.

"Only cause I'm tired," he said. "Let's go to breakfast."

Jasmine yawned widely. She glanced at her friends, who looked as bored as she felt. Remus was staring at Professor Binns, like he was paying attention, but his eyes had glazed over. James was twirling a quill around his fingers, singing some kind of muggle song under his breath. Sirius was playing with his hair, to Jasmine's amusement, and was twirling it around all ten of his fingers. Peter was munching loudly on Honeyduked chocolate, that his mother had sent for him in the mail, the previous morning at breakfast. The girl stared at her friends, wishing for something to do. She drummed her fingers, twirled her hair, and even finished one of her muggle novels, The Lightning Thief. Suddenly, an idea popped into her head. She ripped out five pieces of parchment, wincing at the sound. Professor Binns hadn't noticed.

"Notilis," she whispered as quietly, tapping her wand to the parchment. On one of the sheets, she wrote neatly,

Hey guys. This is a magical thingy. Whatever you write, we all will see. -JS

She flicked the notes to her friends. Remus hadn't noticed. Jasmine rolled her eyes.

"Psst, Remus!" He looked at her. She gestured to the note. He picked, it up and nodded, while James and Sirius silently laughed at their studious friend.

Cool magical thingy, genius -SB

Shut your face, Blackhead. -JS

Ouch. -SB

Where'd you get the spell? -RL

Who cares? -JP

My mom. Her and her friends used it when they went to Hogwarts. -JP

Oh. -PP

Ha! PP! -SB

You are so immature. -JP

Look who's talking. -RL

Burn! -JS

Haha! -PP

Hahahahhaha! Peepee! Hahahahahaha! -SB

+sigh+ -JS

We should be listening, you know! -RL

Who bloody cares? -JP

Yeah, Remmy, no one cares about the History of Magic. -JS

True dat. -PP

What does 'dat' mean? -SB

WHO CARES? -JP, who is pissed at his wankers of friends!

James, honey, calm yourself. -JS

Aw, Jazz, he's your honey? AWWWW! -SB

Whatever. -RL

You're all my honeys. Wink. -JS

Luv ya 2, Jazz. -SB

You guys are funny. -PP

Whatever. Anyone have a prank idea? -JP

memememmemememememmemememememe! -SB

MEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEME MEEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEM! -JS

ME! -SB

ME! -JS

I hate you. -SB

What happened to Luv ya 2?

Shut up. -SB

MAKE ME! -JS

When do we get to find out the prank ideas? -PP

Later, Pete! You can't write prank ideas down! -JP

Um...ok. -PP

RRReeeemmmmmuuuusssss...-JS

What? -RL

Where'd you go, Remmy? -SB

No where. -RL

Crap, Binheads coming. -JS

Haha. Jazz, you're hilarious. -SB

I know. Now put the parchment away. The charm will fade. The spell is 'Notilis.' -JS

Bye! -SB

Bye! -JS

Bye! -PP

Bye! -JP

REMUS! -JP, JS, SB, PP

Bye. -RL

Jasmine tucked away the note, and watched her friends do the same. The dead teacher nodded, and glided away, droning on about Wendelin the Weird. The five kids yawned.

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Jasmine glared. Sirius glared. James glared. Peter glared. Remus looked at his feet anxiously. No one could figure out why the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Kemps, hated Remus so much. When Remus's name had been called out from the attendance sheet, the teacher had shot Remus a dirty look, and muttered 'filthy animal.' He had continued to be nasty to Remus from then.

"Stupid Kemps," Sirius had said under his breath to Jasmine.

"You got that right, Black," she replied.

"Alright," Professor Kemps said loudly. "This year we will be learning about a variety of Dark creatures, and curses. Hexes and jinxes, too." He winked. Jasmine frowned. Her mother had told her that Dark creatures were third year curriculum. Why would they be doing it now? James turned to Sirius, as Jasmine pondered this, a confused look on his face.

"He seems like a nice teacher. So why's he a git to Remus?" he whispered. Sirius shrugged in reply. Kemps was naming dark creatures that would be in the lessons. Jasmine was still puzzled.

"...vampires, Inferi, dementors, werewolves," he shot Remus another look, that would have made any normal person flinch. Remus didn't, but Jasmine shuddered. Sirius and James immediately glared right back at the Professor, who ignored them. He blabbed on for a while, occasionally picking on Remus, and facing the silent wrath of Sirius, James, and Jasmine. About half an hour later, he said cheerfully, "Oh my! It seems we have run out of time. Shame!" The kids snickered. This guy sounded like a cartoon character. "Class dismissed." Jasmine rolled her eyes at her friends. Idiot.

"We have to prank him first," said James. Sirius nodded. Jasmine wasn't paying attention, and ran into Sirius, and fell over. She looked up. It wasn't Sirius.

"I'm so sorry! I'm really clumsy, and I wasn't looking-"

"It's fine. Don't worry about it." The boy helped her up. Jasmine glanced at him, and blushed even more when she realized how attractive he was. He had jet-black hair that fell into his eyes, framing his tan skin. He was tall and handsome, with dark blue eyes that looked like stormy nights. "I'm Jeremy." His voice made her think of chocolate. She giggled, before extending her hand.

"I'm Jasmine, or as these idiots here call me, Jazz," she said gesturing towards Remus, Peter, James, and Sirius. All four of the boys were looking at Jeremy as if he was a pimple on their nose. As in repulsed.

"Well, nice to meet you Jazz. I've got to go, but I'll see you around?" She nodded. Jeremy gave her an adorably lopsided grin, before walking away. Jazz swooned. Her friends looked furious. She turned to them.

"He was so cute!" she squealed happily.

James and Sirius mimed throwing up, Remus pretended he didn't hear her, and Peter cried,

"Ewwww! That is gross, Jazz!" Jazz sighed.

"I really need a girl friend," she muttered, annoyed. Suddenly, she saw a flash of red. "Lily!" She raced off in search of her bubbly friend. The boys rolled their eyes in disgust, except for Remus, who preferred not to get his eyes stuck in the back of his head.

"He's a creep!"

"He's a weirdo."

"He's evil."

"He's all of the above. Stupid Germy," Sirius said. James sniggered.

"Wanna go to the common room to spy on our beloved Jazz and Lily?" James offered. Sirius and Peter nodded enthusiastically. Remus sighed.

"James, how do you say that like it's a normal thing to do, and we do it everyday?" he asked. James grinned maliciously.

"Because, dear Remus," he explained, "soon we will be doing this everyday. Let's go!"

A/N: AAAAHHH! I know this took forever, sorry! Yay, my mom got me all the HP books! YAY! REVIEW! I didn't get a single review for the last chapter, and I only updated cause someone added this to their faves. This time I'm not updating till I get a review, cause I have more chapter's than reviews. And that is just said. REVIEW, please!

-jazz