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As the male part of the Marauders entered the library, they saw a truly horrifying sight. Jazz was sitting at a table, talking to Jeremy Chang. He laughed loudly, and she smiled, pleased. James, Sirius, and Remus froze, while Peter remained oblivious. None of them had ever seen Jazz act like this. Instead of actong cool and collected and sarcastic like usual, she was giggling and blushing. She looked like an idiot. James growled, feeling protective of Jazz. Remus, Sirius, and even Peter weren't feeling much different. They glared at Jeremy. Jazz noticed them approaching, and rolled her eyes. They were only 11, after all. What did they think would happen? Besides, they were just friends. She waved Jeremy off, who left with a smile.
"What do you want?" she snapped. Sirius sighed. They didn't really have an excuse. Her eyes narrowed.
"We need your super-girl brilliance to help with our next pranks," recited Peter. The other boys turned to Peter in amazement. They had no idea he could lie so well. Peter grinned proudly. Jazz immediately brightened, and Remus shook his head lightly. The girl was like a five-year-old when it came to pranks. Jazz bounced in her seat.
"Pranks, prank, prank prank prank. PRANKY prank...PPPRRRRAAANNNKKK!" sang Jazz.
"My ears! They burn! Make it stop!" said Sirius dramatically. Jazz rolled her eyes.
She should really stop doing that, thought Remus. Sirius winked at her, succeeding in making her laugh.
"So who should our prank victim be?" asked Sirius.
"SLYTHERINS!"
"The school!" added Peter.
"Hufflepuff duffers," joked Remus.
"Professors!" Sirius put in.
"All of the above." Jazz grinned wickedly. James and Sirius wore identical grins on their faces.
"I like the way you think, darling!"
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"Balloons?"
"Check."
"Acid pops?"
"Check."
"Marauders?"
"Check."
"Check."
"Check."
"Check."
"And check. Mission begins," said James, "Well, it shall begin tomorrow."
"So corny," muttered Jazz. James chuckled.
"That's the only way, my dear Jazz."
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The next morning, Jazz bounded into the boys dorm, full of ultimate joy.
"Get up, yeh lazy butts!" she bellowed. Sirius and James sprung out of bed, remembering the prank that was planned for after dinner. How they did that at the same time, the world could only wonder. Remus cracked an eyelid open. Peter yawned widely, and sat up, slouching in his bed. Sirius stared.
"What in the name of Merlin are you wearing?" Jazz looked down, wondering if she had forgotten to wear pants. Nope. She was wearing a teal tank top, and a pair of black longer-than-short-shorts.
She shrugged and clapped her hands.
"PRANK!" she yelled loudly. Remus chuckled at her enthusiasm.
"Jazz, we still have classes," he reminded her, amused. Jazz frowned.
"Cla-sses?" she said slowly
In Transfiguration
SB: +groan+
JP: Agreed.
JS: How can you agree on a groan?
PP: Easy. You just say ' I agree.'
JP: It means you would also like to groan.
JS: That's stupid.
JP: Your face is stupid.
Jasmine sticks tongue out at James.
James makes tongue face at Jasmine.
JS: James, I don't think there's such a thing as a 'tongue face.'
JP: There is now.
RL: Real mature.
JS & JP: Mature? Us? Pfft!
PP: Have I mentioned that you guys sort of freak me out?
RL: Agreed.
All marauders other than Remus and Peter groan. Groan.
SB: Binny, Binns, Binhead, BoreBinn, Binndi, Binn, WasteBINN...
RL: Sirius, shut up.
SB: Why?
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SB: Remmy...
RL: Don't call me that.
SB: Whatever.
PP: I wish I had food.
JP: Cough, cough! Brilliant idea alert!
SB: Ooh, what?
JS: Ooh, what?
PP: I'm not even going to ask.
RL: This is not going to be good.
PP: It's THEM. Of course it's not going to be good.
JP: Drumroll, please...
JS: Pete, don't even think about it.
Peter very quietly does a drumroll.
JP: We shall go find the Hogwarts kitchens!
PP: I take back what I said. That is a brilliant idea.
JS: James, you prat, we'll get caught!
JP: Not with my special tool!
PP: EW!
JP: Huh?
SB: Oh.
JS: Ew.
JP: I meant my invisibility cloak.
The four stare at a certain James Potter.
JS: Your what now?
JP: My. Invisibility. Cloak.
RL: That is so cool! Those are so rare. Whoa, I can't believe you actually have one.
SB: Oh yeah! This is so gonna help with our pranks! Score, Potter!
PP: Wow.
The bell rung, and the kids left.
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"Ssshhhh!"
"You bloody gits are going to get us caught!"
"Shut up!
"Whatevs!"
"Sirius? Did you just say 'whatevs'?" He shrugged. Jazz sighed, and motioned for the four boys to follow her. Remus pulled the cloak up, as it slipped slightly. She silently pushed open the large doors. The Great Hall stood before them, completely and utterly deserted. Peter quietly slipped the shimmering cloak off them, and he set it on the nearest table. She pulled out the bag of muggle balloons, and the packet of Acid Pops that James had nicked from a pair of older Slytherins.
"Germicent," Remus whispered. Jazz looked at him. "Makes 50 copies of the Pops," he explained, as she nodded and pulled out her own wand.
"Expando," murmured Jazz. The balloon opening grew a bit larger. She slid an Acid Pop in the balloon, careful not to touch it with her bare skin. The five kids continued doing just that, and by the next hour, every last balloon had filled with a 'treat.'
"Wingardium Leviosa," said Remus quietly. The balloons rose gracefully, floating magnificently in the air. "Devislucio," Remus said again. His friends looked at him; confused. "An invisibility charm," he told them, "So the teachers won't pop them the minute they walk in."
"Reeemus," whined Sirius.
"What?"
"Stop being such a know it all!" Remus rolled his eyes, even though he hated when people did this. They watched the balloons start to fade, and then they disappeared completely. The marauders grinned. Their work was complete. Peter repositioned the Cloak over the five as they slipped out of the Hall, and into the boys dorm.
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"That was BRILLIANT!" shouted Sirius.
"What was brilliant?" said a female voice from the door. Lily Evans walked in. Sirius had paled a little. "What was brilliant?" Lily repeated. Sirius looked around for inspiration. Suddenly, he lunged towards Jazz, and grabbed her by the shoulders.
"Jazz!" he said. "Jazz is brilliant. Look, she can do a flip! Go on Jazzy, show her!" Jazz obliged, ignoring the stupid nickname. She performed a back-hand-spring. When she landed, everyone in the room was staring at her. Lily squealed.
"Merlin, Jazz, that brilliant!" Sirius nodded, looking exceptionally smug. Jazz grinned widely.
"So what're you doing here, Lils?" James gulped as if he just had grasped the fact that Lily was in the boys' dorm. He could feel his face turning red slowly, as he tried to shift a pair of boxers without anyone noticing.
"Just wondering if you wanted to come to the library with me." Jazz nodded.
"Just gimme a sec to talk to these prats, will ya?" Lily grinned, and left the dorm. Jazz turned to the boys, a knowing look on her face.
"What?" James asked.
"We didn't do anything!" said Sirius defensively. Jazz snorted.
"Yeah, I know. " James made a puppy-dog face at her, and that did it. Jazz burst out laughing at how adorably hilarious he looked. It took her a minute to compose herself. Jazz smirked. "I noticed that you four blushed a pretty crimson when Lily came. Now why would that be, dearies?" she said innocently.
"Because she's a girl!"
"It's weird having a girl in our dorm!"
"A GIRL!"
"Um I'm not really sure." Jazz looked puzzled.
"I'm a girl, and I'm in your dorms more than I'm in mine."
"Yeah but you're more like a boy than a girl anyway. You're just as rude and obnoxious as we are, even more so sometimes..." said Sirius. As soon as he said it, he wished he could take it back. Jazz's face contorted up with anger. She grabbed Remus's book and smacked Sirius as hard as she could. He fell to the floor with an 'ow.'
"Jasmine," said Remus helplessly. She could feel a few salty tears slide down her face, but she made no move to swipe at them. She grabbed her wand and hexed all four of them. Jazz stormed out the door, and left Remus and Sirius with pink hair, and James and Peter had polka-dots on their skin.
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