To the guy who asked me who tf Caesar was... That's the name I gave to Pizzahead's brother, "Pizza Bro"; the blue-nosed, blue-tie wearing sibling he has. You know, the one you would have saw in "Don't Make A Sound", as he's featured in a poster that's titled "Pizza Bros". Chapter one was a while ago, but I'm pretty sure I went over who Caesar was in there, before delving more into his character throughout the first major arc.
Anyway, I used the name "Caesar" for him, because of "Little Caesar's". That's all.
With no one willing to fight her for the "passenger front seat", Neco-Arc was sitting comfortably on a pile of black garbage bags as Spamton himself took the helm of the green dumpster; his long-nosed face smiling brightly, as stared blankly at the inside wall of the bin in front of him. "[Ready Now, Ready Now] [$2.99] Be Impressed! What [You All] [Are You Ready Kids?] About [$2.99] Witness Is The [Brilliant Power Of Premium Cyber World Engineering]! Hey [Number 1 Rated Chef In CappyTown], Are You Feeling [Comfort Unlike You've Ever Experienced] Down There?"
Having been chosen by the salesbot to act as his driver's side seat, Chef Kawasaki gave Spamton an uneasy smile as he raised his stubby orange-arm up to try mimicking a thumbs up at him. "I… I think something's crawling on my foot, and there's some gross wet puddle of warm-"
"-[Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed], [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997] Glad [$2.99] Hear It! And How About You, [Number 1 Rated Enemy Of Subspace]? [Are You Ready Kids?] For Your [Physic-Defying Calves] [Ready Now, Ready Now] To [Remix To Ignition, Poppin Fresh Out The Kitchen] This Immaculate Dumpster?!" Spamton asked enthusiastically, as he turned his head one-hundred and eighty degrees around to look back at Peppino.
With the help of Noise's engineering skills and whimsical tools, there was a hole cut into the back of the dumpster that was just large enough for Peppino to stick his legs out of the bottom plate of the bin; his shoes touching the asphalt below. Blinking back with a bewildered and nervous look on his face, Peppino for once wasn't the only one sweating in the humid and rancid filled air of the green bin. " Ah…?! I-I think you're-a asking whether or not I'm-a ready to move this hunk-of-junk " Fred Flintstone Style "?" Peppino asked uneasily.
"[WINNER WINNER WINNER]!" Spamton replied while playing a corrupted voice clip from what everyone in the dumpster could only presume to be from a generic game show. "And [Now For The Lightning Round] [Onboard Navigator], Are You [Ready, Setty]?"
Having been referred to as Spamton's " onboard navigator ", Ren was breathing through the sleeve of his black-blazer, trying to use its heavy cotton fabric to filter out the foul stretches that were fermenting inside the dumpster with them. " Gwuah, urgh…! Oh God, it's awful here…! I-I mean, uh…! Y-Yes, S-Spamton-S- AAAN- GLUGH! " Joker gagged out; almost hurling up the contents of his stomach, as he confirmed that his persona was ready to manipulate the wheels of the dumpster, in whichever way Spamton turned the " wheel " of the repurposed baby toy that he was using as a steering wheel that he had sitting in front of him, and on top of Chef Kawasaki's round stomach.
"[Thank You For Your Feedback], [Number 1 Rated Phantom Thief]!" [Auxiliary Cord Supports], Are You Ready [$2.99] [Kick Ass And Chew Bubblegum]?" Spamton asked, as he turned his attention from the suffering young man toward where his two gunners were.
While Kobeni sat to the left of Peppino with Ren's pistol in her hand, Noise was using a dirty rag he had found from the piles of garbage around him to polish the barrels of his minigun; giving the salesbot a cartoonish look of badass-confidence, similar to that of an eighties action star. "She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms, and fires two hundred dollar, custom-cured sausages at ten thousand links per minute… Yeah, " Sasha " and I are good to go," Noise replied with a cocky voice, while Kobeni simply gave Spamton an anxious peace sign to signal that she too was ready.
"Then Hold Onto Your [PIPIS], And [Don't Touch That Dial], Because The Next Stop Won't Be Until We Reach The [Beautiful And All Exclusive] Emerald Coast [Adventure Is Out There]!" Spamton declared with a maddened laugher, as he honked the horn of his toy steering wheel to signal for everyone to go.
Hearing Peppino's feet beginning to hit the pavement as Arsene remained invisible as took his spot behind the sideways facing dumpster, it was then that Chef Kawasaki suddenly thought of something important. "... Hey wait a second, wasn't the point of this whole mission supposed to be us being stealthy…? How inconspicuous can a dumpster moving faster than the speed of sound b- EEEE, YEEOOOOWWW! " The orange-blob screamed fearfully, as the sudden change of g-force caused him to experience an out-of-body moment.
Powered by Peppino's Italian anxiousness and rage, the small wheels of Spamtom's dumpster skirted and burnt rubber as it zoomed out of the alleyway, clocking at supersonic speeds. Needless to say, Chef Kawasaki's interrupted critique ended up coming true, as the sea of Feyeshs that had been blocking out the sun above the city block immediately caught sight of the runaway dumpster, and began swimming downward in the air toward it.
Hyperventilating as he mentally relayed Spamton's wheel movements to his persona, Ren was fighting back the urge to vomit as he lowered his sleeve to speak clearly. "Found us…! T-They found us, the Feye- GRRK! " Ren managed to choke out, before immediately raising his sleeve back up to help him ventalie the rotten stench around him, tapping the top of the dumpster instead, as a way to further stress that they were being targeted.
"[Auxiliary Cord Supports] ! Now Your Chance To Be A [BIG SHOT]!" Spamton shouted with a maddened laughter, as he aggressively held on tightly to the plastic steering wheel, blindly driving them on the wrong side of the road, as he used his own corrupted sense of direction to guide them through the streets of New Donk City.
Silently saying a prayer under her breath, Kobeni took in a deep breath of rancid air before standing up from where she had been squatting. Pushing open the top flap of the dumpster, Kobeni let out a terrified shriek as she raised her firearm up to fire several rounds into the massive eye of the Subspace abomination who had managed to almost get close enough to their dumpster to hit it with its five tendrils.
While Kobeni was firing shot-after-shot from Ren's unlimited supply of ammo, Neco-Arc figured now would be a better time than any to play some music from her iPod. Taking her outdated device out from her skirt, along with a wired portable speaker that she had won in a hot-dog eating contest, the cat-girl was unphased by the sound of screaming and loud gunfire, as Noise began manically firing his minigun into the crowds of Feyeshs, along with Kobeni.
" NYAGAAAA~! DÉJÀ VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE! HIGHER ON THE STREET, AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GOOOOOO!" Neco-Arc screamed on the top of her lungs, as she began to obnoxiously sing to her dumpster-captive audience. Along with Neco-Arc's off-key musical screams, Spamton sounded distorted as he laughed hysterically over the sound of Noise's ear-shattering minigun, all while Ren was constantly gagging as Kobeni was shrieking with a maddened look of panic on her sweaty face.
Needless to say, the anxious and manic Italian man was more than a bit envious of Chef Kawasaki, who had already passed out from overstimulation alone. ' Santa Maria! This must be what Hell feels like! ' Peppino thought to himself with nothing but dread and boiling rage inside of him, as he was beginning to turn red from how angry and annoyed he was getting with how loud everyone within the dumpster was.
Being motivated to get himself out of the dumpster as quickly as possible, Peppino gripped his fingers into the base of the metal bin; crushing it underneath his powerful fingers, as he pushed himself to run faster-and-faster, until he was able to outpace the Feyeshs by reaching a consistent speed of mach ten. Even though he had managed to escape not only the city limits of New Donk City, but the pursuing Subspace Army as well, Peppino's boiling rage was unrelentingly aggravated by his still loud teammates; most were screaming because of how fast they were all going.
"HOLY SHIT, WE'RE GONNA CRASH! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"
"CALLING YOU, AND THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY! STANDING ON MY FEET, IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME, NYAAAA~!"
"WOAG!"
"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT] ! BE A BIG, BE A BIG, BE A [BIG SHOT]!"
" G-Grrk…! L-Ladies and Gentlemen…! E-Excuse me; I-I believe I'm going to vomit now…"
"OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE 1965 FIAT ALL OVER AGAIN!"
"DÉJÀ VU! I ONLY KNOW THE CHORUS TO THIS SONG!"
"Oh God… O-Oh God, I-I can't hold it anym -GURK, GLURK! "
"[CLEAN UP ON AISLE SIX]!"
" NAAAAOAIYAO! YOU F-FREAKIN' SICK-BASTARD! YOU YAKED ALL OVER MY FREAKIN' COSTUME!"
" G-Gomennasai , N-Noise-San, guhhh… "
" Oh my God…! It got on my skirt… Oh dear God, it's staining; I-I can't afford to replace this…! "
"SHUT IT, JOKER! YOU CAN STICK YOUR JAP-OLOGY UP YOUR ASS, FOR ALL I CARE! But in all seriousness, if you really want to make it up to me, perhaps then I could interest you in spending your hard-earned Pizza Points on some "Noise NFTs"~?"
"N… NFTs? I… I don't know what those are, Noise-San."
"WE'RE NYAAAAA STRANGERS TO LOOOOOOVE~!"
"NFTs…? [Number 1 Rated Jackass] , I May Be A [Recalled For Choking Hazard] , But Even I Know How To [RIGHT CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW] ... Besides [Number 1 Rated Phantom Thief] , [PIPIS] Is Where The [Kromer] Is A-"
"- EYAAAOOOWWWHH! I CAN'T-A TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOORRRREEE! SHUT-A ALL YOUR MOUTHS UP, NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!" Peppino shrieked in blind fury from the bottom of his lungs, as his Italian aura illuminated the inside of the metal bin with how brightly it was emanating from his body. With the same effectiveness that his supertaunts had, everyone within the crowded and rancid dumpster had all immediately closed their yaps, and were staring back at Peppino with shocked expressions on their faces.
With only the sound of the dumpster's wheels and his feet colliding with the asphalt below, Peppino's overwhelmed mind was finally able to have room to think, as he did his best to envision a feather in front of him as everyone slowly went back to doing their assigned roles. Breathing exclusively through his mouth, Peppino gave a heavy-sigh as he began to calm down from his spout of pent-up rage. "I'm-a sorry for-a losing my temper, everyone… It-a was getting kind-a of too crazy in here for my liking," Peppino apologized, while still sounding a bit stressed out as Spamton continued to navigate their dumpster along the vast highway leading out of New Donk City.
"That's [Satisfactory] , [Number 1 Rated Subspace Enemy] . You [The More You Know~!] , [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997] Was Going [$2.99] Say Something About How Loud You Were All Being Too, So I Get It," Spamton said as empathetic as he could, which prompted Neco-Arc to speak up as well.
" Nyaga~...! I wasn't going to say anything, because you guys are my homies and all, but yeah… You all really were getting on my nerves too; that's why I kept turning the volume louder, it was to drown out your screams and stuff."
"... Had not every breath I needed to take been filled with the wretched stench of rotten beef and moldy fries, then I would have politely requested that we all try to keep the volume down to a minimum," Ren spoke with a pale-looked on his face, before raising his arm back up to breathe through the fabric of his black sleeve.
"Yeah, you guys were annoying the crap out of me! Me personally? I was about twelve seconds away from shooting this trash-heap up with my piece," the costumed man admitted shamelessly, as he shook his minigun at Ren before lowering it down on the floor of the dumpster.
"S-Same, heh hehe…! Uhh… " Kobeni chuckled awkwardly, as she subtly lowered her hand from where she had been secretly aiming her pistol at the back of Noise's head.
With everyone having aired their grievances, the entire group seemed to begin moving on from how stressful the chase had been; as even Neco-Arc was willing to turn her music off, all for the sake of allowing everyone else in the dumpster with her to have a moment of peace. Regardless of how fast they were bobbing and weaving through all the different forms of wheeled vehicles on the networks of seemingly never-ending freeways with them, everyone was more-or-less enjoying the silence as Spamton drove surprisingly safe for how quickly Peppino's legs were carrying them.
With the top of the dumpster opened up, even the rancid smell began to subside, allowing for Ren to finally lower his sleeve down, as lifted his chin up to take a gasp of fresh air. "Ooooh… That's much better," the young man sighed with a small smile forming on his lips, as he turned his attention over to the back of their driver's head full of slicked-back hair. "Spamton-San, with how hectic it was assigning roles and getting into place inside of here, I forgot to ask earlier, but… How do you know where we're goin- What the Hell was tha-"
"-[REMEMBER ME] When [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997] Told You All How [Your Ol' Pal] Downloaded [Data Contained Within Photonic Particles] From An Algorithm [YOUTUBE DOT COM] That I Used To Extract [Confidential Information] For [Item Value Input Here] ? Yeah, [Your Ol' Pal] Also [Download Link Below] The Maps For Every Reality Marble Too; Completely By Accidents [Lawyer Up, And Call Now] ," Spamton interrupted with a dreading tone in his voice, as he began to stir violently to avoid the vehicles that were beginning to explode right-and-left beside him. "Yeah Well, [Your Ol' Pal] Wasn't The Only One Who [ILLEGALLY] Downloaded Data From The [Divine Automatic Recording Device] ! And Speaking Of Accidents [FILE YOUR CLAIM DOWN BELOW] — Dear God In [Sweden], We're About To Be In One!"
Confused as everyone else, save for Spamton and Ren, who knew exactly what was about to happen, Peppino felt his heart racing as he instinctively slammed his heels down into the asphalt, in order to break. "W-WAIT-A, WHAT?!" Peppino asked in a panicked voice, as he watched in horror as Spamton turned his head back around to stare him in the eye, as their dumpster began to spin out of Arsene's control.
"... You Might Want To Want Close Your Eyes For This Next Par-"
" -EXCALIBUUUUUURRRRR! " A thunderous woman's voice echoed from what sounded like it was coming from up just up the road, before suddenly their entire dumpster exploded into scattered particles that sent them all flying out in different directions.
Clenching his jaw shut as his entire body and soul felt like they were combusted, Peppino vision was blinded by a glorious yellow light, as his propelled body remained airborne for almost a full minute straight before finally colliding against something that felt soft, yet hardy. Lightheaded and having had the wind knocked out of him, it took Peppino several moments to regain his bearings before being able to see past his blurred vision.
Due to having been trapped in a dumpster like everyone else, Peppino wasn't made aware of just how beautiful the green-grassy hills surrounding the freeway that they had been driving down, as the sun just above the blue overcast sky casted the large shadows of the sky over the hilly mountains around him.
' This reminds me of all the times I used to drive out to the coast… It always baffled me just how breath-taking the scenery always was; sometimes surpassing the ocean and beach themselves, ' Peppino thought to himself while still feeling disoriented, as he writhed in pain within the large crater that he had made upon crashing landing into one of the many grassy hills that he had been admiring over the blazing fires on the freeway.
Having seen the black-armored woman immediately after Spamton had interrupted him, Ren had been able to recall Arsene at his side in order to guard the holy-damage brought on by the fallen knight's accursed blade. Unfortunately, despite having survived what would have been an otherwise instant-death move, Ren was left severely injured where he had landed on the freeway. Laying down on his back, the young Japanese man tried to get up from the asphalt beneath him, but only managed to get half-ways up before he felt a metal boot colliding into his ribcage.
Kicked back onto the ground hard enough to hit the back of his head against the road, Ren let out a painful grunt as he immediately called upon his persona to defend him. Arsene immediately manifested above the out-of-breath man, and attempted to fight off the blond woman with the black visor, but was almost immediately blitzed by how unfathomably fast she swung her corrupted sword. With Arsene too damaged to remain in his physical form, the persona had no other choice but to retreat back into Ren's mind; leaving the young man by himself, as the blond woman pinned him down by pressing the boot of her boot down on his chest.
Looking down at him with a stone-faced and remorseless expression behind her black-and-purple visor, the fallen knight was able to ignore the cries for help around her; all of which were coming from the families who were laying out on the road with them. "This chase has gone on for far too long... Surrender the emerald to me, and I shall spare your life," the fallen knight said in a cold voice, as she pressed the tip of her blackened blade against Ren's throat. "... Do not make me ask you twice."
"S-Saber…!" Ren muttered out with his teeth bared at the woman over him, as his mind quickly thought of a way out of the deadly standoff. "I… I don't have the emerald anymore; I already handed it off to someone e- ENGH!? " Ren tried lying in a convincing voice, but was interrupted the moment the one who he had called " Saber " decided to silence him by stabbing the tip of her blade into his throat.
Pulling the blackened blade of her once holy sword out of his jugular, Saber was unphased as she watched Ren immediately bring his hands up to apply pressure to his bleeding wound. "I figured you would have been smarter than that, boy… Especially after you saw what I did to your " Phantom Thieves of Hearts "," Saber said coldly, as she took her foot off of his chest, so that she could kneel down beside him to begin searching for the chaos emerald.
Patting him down with her gauntlet-covered hand, Saber was about to begin searching the inside of Ren's trench-coat, but that was when her precognition alerted her of the incoming Italian who was sprinting at her far faster than what she had been anticipating. "... Peppino Spaghetti; of course," Saber muttered to herself, as she quickly raised her hand up to create a magical barrier that stopped the chef dead in the tracks.
With his body splattered against the invisible wall, similar to how a pile of mud would look when it was thrown against a glass window, Peppino's cartoonishly liquefied body began to pool up on the road just a few meters away from where Ren was bleeding out. Narrowing her eyes behind her visor, that's when Saber immediately turned her back toward Peppino as she easily side-stepped Noise's pogo-stick attack; slashing his tool in half, and sending the costumed man tumbling away from her.
The dark knight would have used her accursed sword to finish Noise off, had it not been for Neco-Arc having flown toward her at light-speed. Unfortunately for the cat-girl, not only was Saber able to predict her would-be surprise attack, but she was able stop Neco-Arc midlight by grabbing her by the throat. "You… I remember you," Saber spoke hatefully with an angered look forming over her covered face, as she raised the squirming cat-girl up into the air.
Before Saber could plunge her blade deep into Neco-Arc's heart, the fallen knight once again was forced to take evasive maneuvers as none other than Kobeni tried rushing at her with her fist cocked back; the nervous girl moving at supersonic speeds. Unimpressed with how much slower the Japanese girl was compared to her, Saber casually stepped forward with her blade raised over her opposite shoulder; preparing herself to cut Kobeni's head off, the moment the young woman got close enough to engage with her.
However, it was then that luck seemed to be working against the fallen knight, as all of sudden she tripped on her own two feet. Having not been able to detect her miscalculated step with her precognitive abilities, Saber let out a confused gasp as she clumsily stumbled forward. "W-What sorcery is this…?!" Saber asked aloud in a frustrated tone, as she still attempted to cut the Japanese woman's head off by blindly swinging her sword down.
" OH, S-SHIT?! " Kobeni yelped out with a shocked expression on her face, as she was barely able to duck down just in time to avoid being slashed by Saber's corrupted blade. Panicked and terrified of how fast her opponent was, Kobeni did the only thing she could think to do in that moment, and that was to deliver an uppercut punch to the knight's jaw.
Even though Kobeni's punch would have been powerful enough to destroy a building on its own, Saber's large island durability made it so she barely felt anything when the other woman's fist collided with her jaw. And even though Kobeni's punch wasn't enough to actually hurt Saber, that brief moment of time was all that Chef Kawasaki needed to zoom through the fire and flames around them.
Determined to save the young man who had already been rescued from the jaws of death once, the orange-blob rolled into a sliding kick, as he dodged Saber's slash just in time to sweep Ren off of the broken asphalt. " Not on my watch, dang it! " Chef Kawasaki shouted definitely, as he held Ren against his large orange-body while still sliding away from Saber. Proving himself to be quite the speedster himself, Chef Kawasaki summoned one of the slices of deluxe pizza he had made the night prior, and used it to completely heal the suffocating man's wounds before he could choke on his own blood.
Letting out a loud gasp as he felt the revitalizing magic of the pizza be absorbed into his body, Ren was confused when all of a sudden he was lifted up from the ground by Chef Kawasaki, who had gotten up and spun around toward where Saber was standing several meters away from them. "K-Kawasaki-Senpai?!" Ren gasped out, as he watched the protective blob pull out an oversized ladle from his white apron; holding it outward toward Saber, as a way to show her that he wasn't afraid to use it.
In the fact of being challenged to a duel, a knight such as the one she used to be would have honored the chef by agreeing to do single combat with him, and him alone. However, Saber wasn't there to prove her honor; she was there for a sole purpose. Watching as Chef Kawasaki's determined expression became that of horror, the fallen knight placed Neco-Arc into a headlock as she used her other hand to press the blade of her sword up against the terrified cat-girl's neck.
"The chaos emerald… Toss it on the ground, and I'll let her go… You have until the count of three before I cut her head off," Saber announced with a dead-serious tone in her voice, as she began drawing blood from Neco-Arc's neck with how hard she was pressing the edge of her sword against her small neck. "One… Two… Thre-"
" -WAIT! " Ren shouted with a terrified expression on his face, as all he could see in that moment were the horrible memories of seeing Saber executing his friends in a similar fashion the night before. Chef Kawasaki, just as worried for Neco-Arc as everyone else was, quickly let Ren down onto the ground, and even made sure to place his ladle on the road before taking a step back in defeat.
Swallowing back the lump in his throat, Ren was trembling as he slowly reached into his trench-coat's inner pocket with Saber watching him carefully through her visor. "Please, I'll… I'll give it to you… N-No tricks; you have my word… Just... D-Don't hurt her…" Ren said in a pleading voice, as he took out the powerful and glowing crimson gem with his red-gloved hand; showing it to the fallen knight, as he gestured nervously toward the scared cat-girl in her armlock.
Determining that the emerald was indeed real by using her ability to sense magic, Saber gestured at the spot between them before commanding him to toss it lightly toward her. As she predicted, Ren didn't hesitate as he did what she had ordered him to do. "Finally…" Saber muttered to herself, as she carried Neco-Arc with her toward where the chaos emerald was laying.
Anxious and on edge like everyone else, Chef Kawasaki felt his heart sink into the bottom of his chest as he watched Saber pick the chaos emerald up with the hand that she was using to partially hold her sword's handle in. "Y-You got your stupid gemstone! N-Now just let the poor girl go, p-please!" The orange-blob begged with tears forming in his eyes, as he felt his heartbreak from just how terrified Neco-Arc looked, as Saber slowly stared down at her past her visor.
"... Three," Saber spoke in a cold voice, before suddenly pressing the edge of her sword back up against Neco-Arc's throat; pulling back on her handle, and drawing blood from the gurling cat-girl's neck, as her companions stood stunned in horror. Before Saber could finish cutting the cat-girl's head off, it was then that her precognition alerted her of an incoming volley of "Pipis" that were heading her way at lightspeed.
Dropping Neco-Arc onto the asphalt, Saber raised her freed hand up to create a magical barrier between her and the incoming flurry of blue balls that Spamton had fired rapidly at her; giving Peppino a small window of opportunity to save Neco-Arc and the rest of his companions while the fallen knight was distracted.
Even though she knew that Peppino was coming at her at faster than light speed, she couldn't do anything to avoid being tackled by him, as her magical barriers were too preoccupied with protecting her and the chaos emerald from the incoming Pipis that were being rained down on her. Cursing underneath her breath, Saber tried in vain to raise her sword to defend herself from the furious Italian chef, but wasn't able to bring her blade up quick enough before Peppino's shoulder hit her hard enough to make her drop the chaos emerald from her grasp.
"YOU STUPID-A, LARPING, KING ARTHUR-WANNABE! I'MMA GONNA KILL YOU!" Peppino screamed righteously, as his body radated with a blindly white aura, as the lightning bolts surrounding his body protected him from the powerful shadow-spell that Saber had tried casting on him. More angry than he had been in a while, Peppino could feel Saber's black armor cracking underneath his mighty grasp, as he grabbed her entire body before throwing her hard enough at a nearby hill to cause it to explode when her body impacted it.
With time being of essence, Chef Kawasaki quickly made his way over to Neco-Arc to feed her a slice of deluxe pizza, healing her wounds and saving her life, as Ren sprinted over to the chaos emerald. Shoving it back into the inner pocket of his trench-coat, Ren watched as Chef Kawasaki scooped Neco-Arc up off of the floor before holding her in his stubby-orange arms. With Kobeni and Spamton making their way toward the black-haired man, all five of them turned their attention over toward the far-off direction of where Peppino was running off toward.
Even though he was alone and felt like he was on his own, nothing was deterring Peppino from putting the beat-down on the fallen knight who had almost killed two of his new teammates. Fueled by Italian rage and anxiety, Peppino appeared unhinged as he sped toward where Saber was standing up from the mound of dirt and rock that had once been a grassy and mountainous hill. Seeing her raising her sword up to the sky to begin charging up the same dark-matter energy that he had seen Pizzaface use earlier, Peppino sped up even faster toward Saber; preparing himself for the fight of his life, as he heard scream out "EXCALIBUUUUURRRR!"
