Basil was reading in the living room when Lily came in wearing a short, sleeveless black dress and black heel. She was looking through her purse, not noticing the mouse staring at her.

Even though he thinks the fashions of the modern world are a bit scandalous, he admits that the blonde looked very...nice in her outfit.

Lily noticed Basil and smiled at him, noticing his frown.

"Hey, Basil, what's the matter?"

"Miss O'Hare, are you sure you should be wearing that ensemble, concerning the way most men act?"

"Oh, no worries, Basil, I got protection."

"Protection?"

"Yes, lookie here"

She reached into her purse and took out a small black canister.

"Mace." she said, putting it back and took out something silvery.

"Knife." she said, clicking it open. She closed it, put it back and then took out a large black object.

"Tazer." she said, making Basil stand up and walked up to her, looking at the object with interest.

"What does that device do?"

"It sends about 10,000 volts into it. See?" she said, pressing it and shows the electricity, making him back up.

"Look, I'll show you how it works." she said, "Hey, Ratigan! Come over here for a sec!"

Basil's eyes widened when Ratigan walked into the room, looking at Lily with a disgruntled expression.

"Yes, what do you wa-" he started to say until Lily tazed him in the arm, making him groan and collapsed on the floor. Lily looked at Basil with a smile as she put the tazer back in her purse.

"See? It works fine." she said, then Isabelle walked into the room, stopping when saw Ratigan on the floor.

"Madre de Dios, what happened to Ratigan?" she shrieked as she bend over to help him to his feet. With a sigh, Lily and Basil helped him up, noticing that the rat's fur looked a little...poofy.

Ratigan looked at Lily and snarled.

"When I regain proper use of my limbs, I'm going to rip you in half!" he snarled, making Lily glare at him.

"You go on right ahead, and I will be waiting with Marty."

Basil looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

"Marty?"

"Yeah." she said, reaching into her purse and taking out a .38 revolver. "Marty."

Everyone backed up when they saw the gun until Isabelle groaned.

"Lily, put that away and get on with your date!" she said, making the blonde shrug and put the gun back in her purse. She then looked at Basil with a devious smile.

"See, Basil? I have all the protection I need." she said, then turning around and walking out the door. Ratigan growled under his breath.

"I'm going to strangle her." he said, making Isabelle roll her eyes.

"Well, get in line." she said in exasperation, "You're not the only one she pissed off."

AN: In this chapter, we see that Lily is ready for anything and I do mean anything. As you can see, Basil thinks the clothes of today are a little scandalous, due tot he time he's from.

Yeah, Lily used Ratigan as a guinea pig. I could just imagine how his fur must be on end. Yes, she names her guns, don't ask.

When Isabelle gets really scared, she starts speaking Spanish. If you don't know what she said, she said mother of god. Also, she points out that Lily has a long hate list.

Anyway, comments are loved! I don't own GMD, just Isabelle and Lily!