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DEAR FRED,
I AM INFURIATED, DISGUSTED. AND APPALLED AT WHAT I SAW TODAY. THAT T~
THAT "THING"! YA KNOW WHO I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! THAT DEREK!
I already got tons of resets ALL DAY TODAY, Fred. Spring Fever is gettin' these teenage kids nearin' their Spring Break...AND THEY'RE DRIVIN' ME CRAZY! Why can't these kids just SAVE! Take out irritation on the flowers instead of reset reset reset! ARRRRGH~
I'm gonna go ta Nookington's tomorrow to get myself a mechanical pencil. It's driving me crazy too! But the worst part of today was DEREK.
He reared his ugly hacker side again! He was wieldin' this crayon and the grass was GRAY. GRAY, FRED! THAT'S NOT NORMAL! There was a Nook's Cranny on top of Nook n' Go, on top of Nookway, on of Nookington's! HOW DOES HE DO IT AND HOW DOES IT WORK?!
I warned 'im good this time...I told him that if he didn't cut out the hackin', my cousin Vicious Vole Vinnie will have a go at 'im! And Vicious Vole Vinnie is VICIOUS. But he just drew a mustache on my face with his fancy crayon...and poked me in the eye...and whacked me upside the head...WHATTA JERK.
I'm just so mad! I gotta go to sleep. Remind me to get one a' them stress squeezy buddies. And I'll let ya alone after I say this...
People like to say "I'd like to axe ya a question." But ya see, it's "ASK." Don't axe people, Fred.
Now...
SCRAM!