Ok everyone, I realize finally that these links will not work, so… You're just gonna have to bear with me. I'll give you as much info as I can about the cars and the music. I'll leave it up to you to find it.

Peach's Car:

1936 Duesenberg SSJ La Grande Roadster

Mario's Car:

1965 Red Mustang Convertible

Luigi's Car:

1984 Forest Green Chevrolet Cavalier Convertible

Toad's Car:

1938 Royal Blue Fiat 508S Balilla Spider Convertible

Bowser's Car:

1970 Acid Green Dodge Challenger Convertible

Wario's Car:

The Wario Bike

Daisy's Car:

1973 Metallic Orange Ferrari Daytona Spyder

Travis's Car:

1956 White Lincoln Continental MK2 Convertible

Authors Note: Well, here goes nothing. We're gonna give this a try, but for some reason, I don't think it will work very well. Anyway, Let's just watch and see how this will play out.

Disclaimer: I do not own Mario Bros. or anything affiliated with them, but I do own the plot and Travis.

WARNING-STRONG LIMES IN THIS CHAPTER. READ AT OWN DISCRETION.

They were in a dark room, with little more than a bit of pink mood lighting. The passion in the room was overwhelming as the moans from her throat echoed slightly off the walls.

She was on top of him, both of their bodies obscured from view by the pink satin sheets that lay tangled about them. They were both sweating and whispering sultry nothings to each other between the passionate kisses they were sharing. Her blonde hair fell around him almost like a curtain as she screamed his name.

"Oh TRAVIS!"


He awoke with a start to nothing but darkness. He was breathing heavily as he wiped the sweat from his brow.

"My Heavens… I shouldn't be thinkin' such things… What's wrong with me? I ain't never gonna get over her at this rate…"

This was the third time since their visit last week that Travis had dreamed of sultry happenings between he and Peach. It wasn't right for him to think this way. And he knew that. So why couldn't he stop doing it? He would never dream of hurting Mario. But… then again…

"No… I couldn't do anythin' like that… I could never steal my cousin's girl. It just ain't right… Besides… I'm a Man of God." Travis reassured himself.

But if something happened to go wrong with Mario's car…

"No! I… I could never live with myself if I did!" Travis shook his head, trying to rid himself of such thoughts.

C'mon, boy. Where's your gumption? It wouldn't be that difficult. You get rid of Mario, and then Peach will come a runnin'. It's to easy.

"… Wait a second… Why am I talkin' to myself… I ain't never done that before…"

Uhh… n-nevermind that… Just.. Do what I say you stupid moron!

"I beg your pardon! Just who're you callin' a stupid moron? What's goin' on here?"

Oh no, he's figured it out… Abort, abort!

"What? Who's there? Where are you?"

Travis got no answer. Clearly, someone was trying to mess with his mind. But… Who would want him to kill Mario? And why?


The next day, Mario was working on his red Mustang convertible. The fuel injectors needed replacing, and the ones he had ordered had just come in. Luigi walked into the garage and leaned on the tool cart as he wiped the oil from his hands with a rag, as he had been working on his green Chevy Cavalier convertible.

"How's she coming, Bro?" He asked with a smile.

"Well Luigi, as soon as I get these injectors replaced, she'll be as good as a bag of gold coins." Mario said as he looked at Luigi from under the hood.

"I wish I could say the same for mine. I can't find that oil leak anywhere. I've looked through all the hoses and the tank, but I still can't find it." Luigi replied with an exasperated look.

"Don't worry, I'll help you in a sec. I'm almost done here." Mario affirmed as he took one last look at his handiwork.

Luigi nodded and began to walk back to his car. But when he got there he got the surprise of his life.

There, bent over onto the front of his car in an orange racing suit with a golden crown upon her head, was his favourite girl, Daisy.

"Luigi, if I'm able to find that oil leak, then I KNOW your fully capable of it." She said from under the hood.

"Daisy! How've you been?" Luigi asked as he went for a hug. But he was denied as she spoke again.

"There was no leak, by the way. You just mis-threaded the cap." Daisy said as she laughed and pulled him into a kiss.

Mario chuckled to himself as he watched from under the hood of his car.


Toad took a good long look at his old Fiat Spider convertible. He couldn't help but be proud of his car. Although it was quite a bit smaller than the other cars, it could hold it's own on the raceway.

He walked out of the garage and went back into his home to clean up for dinner. As he walked in, he was greeted by his wife, Toadette.

"How's your car looking, Dear?" She asked as she kissed him on the cheek.

'Well, Hun, I finally got it back into racing condition, so I think it's looking just dandy!" Toad replied with a smile as he walked to the bathroom to wash up.

"Can you just promise me one thing, Dear?" Toadette asked as she stood in the doorway.

Toad looked into her beautiful eyes. "Anything for you, Hun."

A tear slid down Toadette's face as she continued. "Please… Just be careful. Come back to me in one piece."

Toad took his wife and held her close.

"… I promise."


The King of the Koopas stood over his recently overhauled Dodge Challenger convertible. He had completely destroyed it the last time he raced. But now, it was up and running again. But this time, he had a little surprise up his sleeve.

"Bwahahahahaha. This little tool will definitely finish Mario. But if that Travis wasn't so smart, he would have taken care of everything for me. I almost had him with Kamek's spell. But…. Sigh…. This will have to do. Besides, I'm King Bowser, I can do as I please! And I WILL have the Mushroom Kingdom. After that, I'll destroy anyone who stands in my way of world domination!"

Bowser laughed as he continued to contemplate his evil scheme.


Wario watched from his big cozy chair as his servant worked on his bike.

"Oh, would ya hurry up already?" Wario demanded as he shifted in his chair. He was becoming really impatient. But, to his delight, the servant wiped his hands clean, and turned around.

"Ok, master Wario. She's all finished! You did quite a number on it, but I got her all fixed! You'll dominate the race tomorrow!"

"Good! I'll have that trophy this year! It'll look great on my mantle! Wahahahaha!"

"Indeed it shall, Master Wario!" The servant replied as he laughed along.


Peach turned the key and smiled as the Straight Eight, as it was called, turned over in her Duisenberg. This car had been in her family for years. She had made plans to re-commission it later this year as her daily driver. But, this seemed like a much more fun way to make use of its horsepower.

"I swear, I've been around Travis for far to long. A little of him has rubbed off on me." She said as she smiled. Travis had an innate love for fine cars. It was he who had suggested that she bring this car out of the garage. And to be honest, she was quite glad that she did.

She revved the engine a couple of times and reveled in the roar that echoed off the walls of the garage.

"Sounds like she just rolled off the lot." A voice said from behind her. She turned around to see Travis in a pair of white coveralls leaning on the back of her car.

'How does he keep those whites so clean?' She thought as she smiled at him.

"Hey Travis. How's your car? Has it stopped smoking like a chimney yet?"

Travis merely smiled back as he replied. "Yep. She's clean as a whistle on the inside. I just need to tune up the turbo a bit, and she'll be ready to go."

"Great! I actually took your advice, if you haven't noticed, and took this old relic out of the garage. I can't wait to tear up the track tomorrow." Peach said as she sat back in the soft leather seats.

"You an' me both, Peach. You heard that Daisy's here, huh?" Travis replied as he looked the car over.

"Yea, I did! I'm so exited to see her again, it's been a while since I saw her last. Have you seen her yet?" Peach asked.

"Why, actually yes! I ran into her and Luigi while they were, uh, gettin' re-acquainted." Travis said through a laugh. He opened the door of the car and sat down in the passenger seat. Peach also laughed as she thought of how crazy Luigi and Daisy were for each other.

Peach and Travis sat silently for a while as they listened to the sound of the car's engine. Peach felt awkward and decided to turn on the radio. But the song that came on really didn't help much.

This is the Song. Listen if you like.

"Why, Lady Why"-Alabama

She blushed as she realized just how true to life this song was. Travis was blushing too. He didn't want to look at her… because if he did… He would fall back into the same old habit… He would do exactly what he promised himself he wouldn't do… again…

He had to leave… He got out of the car in a hurried fashion and went to walk out. But he felt her hand on his shoulder. He stopped, and although reluctant to do so, he turned around and looked into her deep blue eyes. She was reading him… he could feel her piercing gaze… She was tapping his one weakness… and whatever self control he had left was gone… and everything just seemed to go into a blur…

(LIME STARTS NOW. READ ON AT OWN DISCRETION)

He turned around swiftly and pinned her against the wall as he planted a rough kiss onto her lips. She didn't protest. Instead, she put her arms around his neck and moaned into his mouth. She had lost all sense of reality as well. All she knew is that a hunger that had been pent up in her for so long was about to be satisfied.

He ran his hands up and down her body. Her curves were very prominent because of the skin tight racing suit she was wearing. And he was enjoying every second of it. He moved from kissing her lips and began to suckle on her neck. She gasped as he softly nibbled and even bit her. Of course, he remained gentle, for the last thing he wanted to do was hurt her.

She was enjoying what he was doing. He had definitely been thinking about this. She ran her hands through his hair (He had taken his hat off when he walked in) and shuddered under his touch. She moaned as he ran his hand over her breast. She was wishing that they could just rip each others clothing off before she went crazy with longing.

He was like an animal. Just plain feral. He was ravishing her all over. While one hand caressed her breast, another hand groped her backside. He squeezed it softly then gave it a firm smack. She took in a sharp breath then softly moaned.

"Ohh… Travisss…"

(END OF LIME)

Then it hit him.

He pushed himself off and backed away from her. He couldn't believe how close he had came to completely breaking. She simply stared at him while she blushed.

"Peach…I…I…I'm so sorry…I…"

Peach walked up to him and put her fingers on his trembling lip. He gently took her hand and softly kissed her fingers.

"Travis… It's ok… I know it's hard for you to walk away. It's hard for me too. You can't keep beating yourself up for the way you feel. I feel the same way for you. You know that. This is just something we will always have to deal with." Peach said as she brought him into an embrace.

Travis began to cry softly. "But I can't live with the guilt, Darlin'…"

Peach smiled when he called her by her pet name.

"Sometimes guilt is a by-product in these situations. I have guilt too. You just have to give it up to The LORD. You know that better than anyone Travis. I know you do." She said as she kissed his forehead. Travis was a tall man. He was a good foot taller than she was. But being that he was sitting, and bent over crying, it made reaching his forehead much easier.

"I… I know… But it doesn't make it any easier. Some things… They just never change." Travis said through his tears.

"I know Travis… But we'll make it through. You just gotta have faith." Peach said as she held him close.

Travis continued to cry softly. Peach held him close and gently rocked him back and forth.

"I love you Peach." Travis said through a wheeze.

"… I love you too, Travis. More than you'll ever know."

Well, things are definitely starting to heat up. I wonder just how long poor Travis can hold out. What do you think? Do you think he'll cave and give in to his desire? Or do you think he'll be able to hold out? And what about Mario? Will he ever learn of these events? And what of Bowser? What kind of dastardly deeds could he be planning? And will Wario have the trophy? That's not rhetorical by the way. Give me your feedback! I love to here your thoughts! Anyway, Enjoy! Take care, and God Bless!

THE PREACHERMAN.