DEAR FRED,
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT CHEATING LITTLE BUSHY-TAILED CHEAPSKATE DID THAT. APPARENTLY, one must be careful about what one writes in his private, personal Fred. One may find there IS no privacy for the weary! I would have never found ya if I hadn't noticed you right on top of the manhole the other day.
And the worst part? Derek is an every-day punk now. Every day, he tries something new. He tried even bribing me! YA CAN'T BRIBE RESETTI. HE'S A BIG, FAT, DIRTY, NO GOOD LITT~
You know what? That's it. THAT'S IT! Fred, you ain't helped me none! Coco hates me, my brother is still weird, I'm bein' taken to court, these pencils are too expensive, and people are invading my privacy! You're supposed to be a stress reliever! Well, I only have a few more pages in you anyway. Ya tried, and I appreciate the thought anyway, Fred, ol' buddy. But ya failed, too!
I've been working hard with my brother to make a special invention. A fella I don't really have to lecture much is...real close to us, ya know what I'm sayin'? Not just me and Don, but the whole Animal Crossing realm. He's real attached to these guys, and in this one village, he's all they talk about. He's only cheated a few times, and I'm gonna let that slide. Between us...we're cheating too. We're breakin' through to the outside world! Maybe, anywho. If I feel like it's safe enough. I might change my mind. But I don't even know why I'm tellin' ya this, Fred! Ya can't keep a secret...let this be a challenge for ya, eh?
Well, I'm almost outta room. Thanks for the memories. Time for my saga to end for now. I expected more outta my life than this. Maybe I'll get a cousin of yours. Elizabeth. Sounds like someone you'd know! WAH HA HA HA HA!
I ain't got any helpful advice to give ya except...well, just try your hardest to be the good guy. No matter what people call ya or think ya are, always, in your heart and soul, be the good guy.
RESETTI OUT!