Basil was in the laundry room getting his clean clothes when he found a box on the floor. He picked it up, reaching and took out a square, foil package. He opened it and took put the object inside.
"What is this?" he thought, "A transparent sock?"
He sniffed the object and chewed on it, noticing it was rubbery and it tasted like oranges. He couldn't figure out what it was, so he decides to ask Isabelle about it. He found her in the living room with Ratigan, talking animatedly about a book called "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo." The Professor was listening intently with interest, making Basil wonder just how close they actually were, but she remembered the task at hand.
"Ms. Diaz." he said, getting her attention, "What is this object?"
he held it up and saw Isabelle's face turned three different shades of red and sputtered over words. She finally looked at him with an embarrassed look.
"Basil...that's a condom."
Both Basil and Ratigan blinked at her answer.
"Ms. Diaz, I don't know what that is."
"Basil, it has instruction on the box." Isabelle said, rubbing her temples in embarrassment. Basil looked at the box, reading the instructions in the back. Ratigan and Isabelle watched as his eyes bugged out and a look of horror came over his face.
"B...G...Oh good god, no!" he yelled out, dropping the box and running to the kitchen. They heard the water starting to run and Basil gargling. Ratigan got up and picked up the box, reading the instructions. He looked surprise as he read, but then grinned deviously.
"Isabelle...how do you work the camera in the phone?" he asked, making Isabelle look at him strangely as she explained how the camera-phone worked. He pulled it out with a smile and set it up.
"Ratigan...what are you going to do?"
"Darling, this is a situation I want to remember for the rest of my life." he said, as he went to the kitchen, with Isabelle shaking her head at the whole thing.
AN: You should have all seen this coming, it was just too fun not to use. You could guess whose box that is, why she left it there is anybody's guess.
So, basil finds a condom, first thinking it's a sock and it's orange-flavored. My boyfriend helped me with this, mostly with Basil's reaction. I feel bad for him now, Lol. Ratigan discovers the wonders of the cell phone again. He's never going to live this down.
Anyway, enjoy and comments are loved! I don't own GMD, just Isabelle and Lily!