Everything was quiet in the girls home, with Ratigan reading a new book called, "The Girl who Played With Fire." Lily was napping on the recliner and Basil was playing one-man chess. They all flinched when they heard the door suddenly open and then slammed shut. Isabelle walked in, quite irate and sat on the couch next to Ratigan.
"What's the matter?" Basil asked, making all of them look at the brunette.
"One of the girls I was measuring today for a play got herself knocked up!" she said in a huff, "Now, she's going to get fat and I can't make the damn dress."
There was a rather awkward silence as they digested the information that Isabelle said. She then spoke up again.
"I also learned something new today." she said, "I learned that condoms work only 97% of the time."
Lily stood up instantly at that, looking at Isabelle in surprise.
"W-Wait. Are you telling me that 3% of the time they don't even work? They should put that on the box!"
Isabelle stared at her friend in bemusement and slowly said,
"Evidently, they do."
"What?" Lily shrieked as she reached into her pocket, pulling out a long roll of condoms. She looked closer at the packages and her eyebrows raised up.
"They should put it in big letters!" she said, making Ratigan shake his head and go back to his book. Basil just looked mortified at the whole thing.
AN: Kind of a companion piece to the previous chapter. Inspired by a Friends episode. Isabelle is Ross and Lily is Joey. God, that was a funny episode.
Its true, condoms only work 97% of the time, so be careful.
So Isabelle is pissed, Lily is frightened, Basil is mortified, and Ratigan just doesn't give a shit.
Anyway, enjoy and comments are loved! I don't own GMD, just Isabelle and Lily!