Author's Note: Ok, this new chapter is dedicated to breaking the rules. Humor will ensue. Any suggestions on what you wish to see next or a new rule you wish to see broken just tell me in the review.

Rule Broken: Do not paint a bunny face on Captain Kirk's face whilst he is sleeping:

Dr. McCoy wasn't happy. Once again his "friend" Jim had pranked him again. A week ago, McCoy had gone about his daily routine except this day he was busier than usual with paperwork. When, he was finally ready to go to bed, Kirk struck from seemingly out of nowhere spraying some cheap old fashioned bottle of something like confetti spray that took hours to wash completely out of his hair. Now this is where he drew the line, he was going to get Kirk back and get him back good. A week of planning later, he was ready with a lot of strong water proof paint and a hypospray that would keep Kirk asleep long enough to prank him and get away with it without arousing suspicion. Dr. McCoy did his work swiftly and adequately. He first got into Kirk's quarters with a false biosigniture, administered the hypospray, and then painted a very pretty bunny face with pink and white paint onto the captain. When he was finished, he admired his work.

"You won't be playing pranks on me anymore, Jim." Dr. McCoy said to himself proudly.

He hurried out without being seen and waited on the bridge. As the mighty James T. Kirk walked onto the bridge, the officers looked in surprise at what they saw. Captain Kirk's face was painted in a way to make him look like a giant pink bunny. Chekov looked face contorted to look as if he had just drank sour milk. Sulu's eyes first widened in surprise before he smiled barely suppressing a laugh. Uhara looked at him as if she had just seen a ghost. Spock looked incredibly perplexed as if he were trying to solve Kirk's face like a puzzle. Kirk himself was trying to stay as serious as he could without showing his irritation or absolute embarrassment but was failing. Silence filled the bridge of the Enterprise briefly before chuckles eventually escaped from Sulu and eventually from everyone else except Spock.

"Captain, why is your face painted like a pink colored terrain rabbit?" Spock asked.

"I was pranked," Kirk merely answered.

"Are you sure you didn't paint that yourself, Jim? It does look good on you." McCoy said causing more laughter.

"Bones, did you do this?" Kirk asked.

"Why would I do that? I don't even like pranks." McCoy deflected.

"Sulu?"

"No not me." Sulu stated.

"Chekov?"

"I would never do that, captain." Chekov replied.

"Uhara?"

"Captain, I have better things to do than spend my time doing that."

The captain continued to ask more of the crew including Scotty, but he just couldn't seem to find his prankster. Kirk begins asking every member of the Enterprise crew only to be laughed and stared at through the process. The embarrassment of it all becomes slightly more difficult as Kirk is forced to confront more and more of his crew. Only when Kirk finally asked Spock, the only one he hadn't asked yet, did McCoy finally decide to confess.

"Spock, did you prank me?" Captain Kirk asked.

"Captain, pranking you would only be illogical and pointless." Spock replied.

"Then, who the hell did this? I've asked everyone on the ship?" Kirk asked.

"I did to teach you a hard lesson about pulling pranks." McCoy answered.

"Bones, the whole ship saw me like this!"

"I know they did."

"Bones, that wasn't funny!"

"Actually, it was. Plus, you look really cute as a bunny."

"You better get this paint off my face now!"

"Only if you promise to stop pulling pranks on me."

"Ok Bones, I will stop playing pranks on you if you get this paint of my face now."

Dr. McCoy helps Kirk remove the paint and the next time a prank is pulled poor Commander Spock finds his uniform covered in ketchup.

Rule Broken: Do not stalk a Vulcan.

Spock sensed he was being followed, but when he turned around no one was there. He continued on his way and heard footsteps behind him again and ignored it until it turned into stomps. He turned around again and looked around much more adequately and found nothing. He kept going and the steps behind him only persisted louder. The most logical assumption was to guess that someone was definitely following him and whoever it was must be must not want to be discovered. Spock began walking again, but this time he walked with a quickened pace ignoring the steps behind him even when they sounded a little louder or a little closer. Only when he walked straight into a place he knew whoever it was wouldn't be able to hide quickly enough, did he turn around and find his follower. He was surprised to find an ensign standing there staring at him.
"Ensign, what are you doing?" Spock asked.

"Uh-uh nothing, sir." The ensign replied.

"Ensign, did you pursue me here?"

"No-no, sir. Why would you ask that?" The ensign replied more nervously.

"I know for sure that I was being followed by someone."

"Well, it-it wasn't me."

Spock only looked at the ensign with curiosity not exactly believing him. When he turned around and kept walking, the footsteps behind him started again.

"Ensign, if you do not stop following me, I am going to have no choice but to call security."

The ensign comes out of his hiding place.

"I am sorry, commander. I was curious." The ensign stated.

"What are you curious about?" Spock asked.

"I'm curious about Vulcans like you. I just wanted see what they were like."

"I see. If you are curious again, do not follow people. Instead, you should try asking a question that fulfills your curiosity."

"Uh ok, I will try that." The ensign said before scurrying away. Spock looked perplexed for a second before walking on this time without anyone following him. The next day, however, the ensign returns with a lot of questions and Spock answers them so well that the ensign leaves because of boredom.

Author's Note: So what do you think about the first two stories. Funny, not to funny? What do you want to see next? Review to tell me, but please no flames.