Author's Note: Okay, this took a while, but I had terrible writer's block and stuff. I own nothing but the ability to make things humorous or awkward! XD! Enjoy the fun! 8D!

Rule Broken: Do not bitch slap Spock and then blame it on Sulu:

How a Vulcan could have made anyone so angry was beyond Kirk's understanding, but he did overhear a woman rage about how much she wanted to slap Spock. He was about to go and reason with her when Spock walked onto the bridge. As soon as she saw him, she slapped him extremely hard across the face managing to knock him onto the floor. The entire bridge looked shocked. Spock himself looked up at her both confused and curious.

"Err... it was him," she said pointing to Sulu. She then ran off quickly.

"Wow, Sulu, I really think you should apologize to him. Especially, after slapping him for no reason." Uhara teased getting both Sulu and Spock to shoot her an odd look.

"Yeah, you should. I know he's a pointy-eared bastard and all but he didn't deserve that." McCoy commented.

"I didn't-" Sulu started.

"Why would you do such a thing? Did Spock ever hurt you?" Kirk interrupted.

"No, but I didn't-"

"He was not responsible for striking me." Spock stated.

"Are you sure he didn't knock your brains out Spock? I saw him slap you." McCoy said.

"It would be impossible for him to knock my brains out and I am sure of what I saw."

"Jim, I think we should get him to Sick Bay."

"Good idea." Kirk stated.

"What about you Chekov? You're not going to let them pin this on me are you?" Sulu asked in disbelief.

"I'm sorry, Sulu. I saw you do it." Chekov said.

Sulu couldn't believe what he was hearing. A random person slapped Spock and know it was being called his fault. He couldn't help but feel a little angry at the entire bridge crew.

"I guess I could have been mistaken," Spock admitted honestly. That made comment almost made Sulu want to slap the Vulcan himself.

"I don't care what any of you say. I didn't do anything." Sulu said angrily. No one listened.

Rule Broken: Do not punch the con:

It was completely an accident. It really was, but as it began to malfunction severely he knew that nobody will let go of the fact that he practically slammed his fist into the con. Well, it wasn't really slamming but that's what everybody except Spock said when Sulu's banged the con slightly harder than he should have.

"Just look at what you did!" Chekov said shocked seeing the con malfunctioning.

"I didn't mean to do it." Sulu stated.

"Oh really? To me it seems you did that on purpose. " "I didn't do this on purpose it was an accident."

"Looks like some big accident, lad." Scotty commented as he tried to repair the con.

"Hey look. I swear it was an accident and I already apologized. What more do you want?" Sulu replied raising his hands up defensively.

"A better explanation to why you are breaking the ship." Scotty said.

"It was only an accident. "

"If I may?" Spock asked.

"Go ahead, Spock. Give us your insight." Kirk said.

"Based on witnessing how this all happened, I have calculated that this was highly likely to have been an accident. "

"How likely, Mr. Spock?"

"Eighty seven percent. "

"And the other thirteen percent?" Kirk asked.

"The action may have been purposeful. " "I don't know about you, Spock but thirteen percent seems like a pretty big percent to me." Scotty commented. "I didn't do this on purpose." Sulu stated.

"I still don't like when people break the things on the ship. She's a lady. Learn to treat her right!"

"Err... yes sir." Sulu said, "I apologize."

"You better be sorry," Scotty muttered angrily.

Scotty couldn't believe how inconsiderate Sulu had been. He damaged the con for crying out loud. How could he damage the ship? It was unbelievable and unforgivable. He continually glared at Sulu for many weeks to come.

Soon, Sulu quickly began to avoid Scotty wishing he had never "accidentally" punched the con. He just hoped that Scotty wouldn't be angry forever.

Author's Note: I found this a little fun messing with Sulu and all. :D!