Author's Note: It took a while I know, but I am back and funnier than ever!
Rule Broken: Do not tell Chekov that not everything was invented in Russia:
"Mr. Sulu, when you have time I want a rematch," Kirk stated to Sulu in the turbolift still not all too happy that Sulu had beat him in fencing earlier.
"Anytime, captain," Sulu replied with a smug smile knowing that Kirk wasn't as skilled as he was.
Chekov was also in the turbolift listening to them, "You know that fencing was invented in Russia."
"You think everything was invented in Russia," Sulu stated.
"Well, even inventions were invented in Russia," Chekov told him as if it were the most truthful statement in the universe.
"I'm sorry, Chekov, but not everything was invented in Russia." Sulu stated.
"I don't think everything was invented in Russia! Just a lot of things were!"
"But you keep saying that all the things that weren't invented in Russia were."
"That's because they were actually invented in Russia."
"But they weren't."
"Yes they were."
"But-"
"Sulu," Chekov interrupted, "I wouldn't lie. I know when something was invented in Russia."
"How?"
"Easy all Russians know."
Sulu was about to open his mouth to protest, but suddenly realized it was a hopeless battle. He knew his friend Chekov will always claim things were invented in Russia whether it was true or not.
Rule Broken: Do not put Kirk on a leash and tie him to a dog pole:
A female officer was beyond angry with Kirk. She was just another victim of his trap. How she never realized he was playing with her feelings and had no intention of actually being with her, made her upset. Yet, she was determined to get her revenge.
When Kirk was asleep, in the middle of the night, she snuck in and managed to get a dog collar around his neck without waking him up. She then carefully attached the leash to the collar. She then set a dog pole down and carefully tied the leash to a dog pole. She snickered likely when her work was done.
Kirk when he woke to find a dog collar around his neck immediately jumped up in surprise, shock, and horror only to discover he was tied to a dog pole.
"What?!" He said as he attempted to untie himself.
Yet, he realized he could not get the incredibly tight and well tied knot loose. So he attempted to get the collar off but found it was locked onto him.
"What the hell?" Kirk said.
Kirk tried to get his communicator but found the leash was too short to get to it. He reached for it with his hand and was barely able to get it with the tips of his fingers. He slid it off the table and then used his feet to get it closer to himself so he could grab it.
"Bones," he said over the communicator, "I'm in a bit of a fix. I need your help."
"Are you injured, Jim?!" McCoy asked alarmed.
"No, I'm kind of tied to a dog pole." Kirk admitted embarrased.
"Is this some kind of joke?!"
"I wish it were."
"I'll be over there as soon as I can. You better not be lying, Jim."
McCoy comes to Kirk's quarters to see that he is tied to a dog pole and cannot help, but laugh slightly.
"Dammit Bones, it's not funny!"
"Well, you know Jim. Dogs are dogs," McCoy said cutting the rope.
"What about the collar?!"
"Sorry, Jim. I can't help you."
Kirk was mortified. It was bad enough to be tied up like a dog. It was worse to walk around with a dog collar around his neck.
Author's Note: Tell me what you thought about it. I would like to know.