Author's Note: Another chapter in and I still own nothing.
Rule Broken: Do not challenge Scotty to a drinking competition:
Kirk was bored and there was nothing to do as the day was pretty uneventful and routine. He passed up Scotty and got this crazy idea that would be fun.
"Hey Scotty, do you have a minute?" Kirk asked.
"Yes, sir. What is it?" Scotty asked.
"I want to challenge you to a drinking competition."
"Really captain? You have no hope of winning."
"I think I do and I want the crew to witness when I defeat you."
Scotty accepted the challenge and the whole bridge crew and Dr. McCoy went to watch.
"Dammit, they better not drink themselves to death!" McCoy said not to happy to watch Kirk and Scotty downing drink after drink like it was nothing.
People watched and encouraged both Kirk and Scotty to continue on drinking and drinking.
"Who do you think is going to win?" Chekov asked Sulu.
"I'm not sure," Sulu admitted, "My bet is on Scotty."
The drinking contest went on and both Kirk and Scotty were ridiculously drunk.
"You know- you know- you know I'm going to win right?" Kirk slurred.
"No- no you won't lad. I've got a stronger liver than you." Scotty replied also slurring.
Kirk after the twenty fifth shot of scotch finally collapsed. Scotty was happy for his victory, but didn't get to celebrate fully before he too collapsed.
McCoy sighed in irritation, "Damn, I'm going to have to take them to Sick Bay."
The next morning both Scotty and Kirk awake to a hangover and an unhappy McCoy.
Rule Broken: Do not chicken dance on your way up the turbolift:
Ensign Ricky was bored. He was very seriously bored. He got in the turbolift and sighed and waited as it slowly took him to the bridge. He hummed the chicken song having nothing else to do. Abruptly, a smile formed on his face and he started performing the chicken dance on the turbolift.
His fun, however, didn't last long as the turbolift opened to Spock who instantly reacted to Ensign Ricky's dance with an odd expression.
"Ensign, what are you doing?" Spock asked.
"I was err... dancing." The ensign answered clearly embarrassed to have been caught by Spock.
"That is a most unusual dance routine. What do you call it?"
"The chicken dance."
Spock raised his eyebrows and Ensign Ricky got very red in the face.
Author's Note: Did I do good? Do tell.