Basil and Constantine were playing chess when Constantine suddenly groaned.

"Are you alright?" Basil asked.

"It's nothing." The Italian said, "It's just my back."

"Oh?" Ratigan said as he walked in. "Is it from that exploding wallet that Isabelle told me about?"

Basil tilts his head in confusion.

"Exploding wallet?"

"It's not exploding." Constantine said, "I just…need everything in there."

"Oh really?" Ratigan said, "Then let us see it."

Constantine rolled his eyes and reached into his back pocket. He took out his wallet, showing it to both rodents. Basil and Ratigan just stared.

It was regular black fold-in wallet, except it was full with papers and other things. Ratigan saw sugar-packets in it, along with some receipts. He shook his head at Constantine.

"You are insane." he murmured, making Constantine glare at him.

"Why don't you just get a new one?" Basil asked.

"Why get something new when the old one isn't broken?" he said, as he stuffed his wallet in his back pocket. They watched as he sat down, noticing he was…slanting.

"My God Constantine, buy a new wallet." Basil moaned out, making the Goth stand up.

"No. it's a part of me." He exclaimed as he stood up, "Now, I'm going to leave, since you both are not being good company."

He then looked at Ratigan.

"Isabelle wanted me to check something she bought. Where is the receipt?"

"On the table."

Constantine snatched it off and went outside. The two rodents watched from the window as he took out his wallet and put the paper in. They continued to watch as he struggled to close it. They then heard a pop and there were papers flying around Constantine. Suddenly, there was a gust of wind and there were papers everywhere, making the Italian cry out and trying to grab them. Ratigan and Basil just watched in amusement.

"Such a mess." Basil said as Raitgan nodded in agreement.

AN: This was inspired by a Seinfeld episode, with George's exploding wallet.

When I was developing Constantine's character, I wanted to make him a big cheapskate, which his philosophy is, why get a new one when it's not broken? So, here he has this huge wallet with so much crap on it and he puts it in his back pocket, he slants when he sits. And like George, it implodes in his face.

Anyway, enjoy and comments are loved! I don't own GMD, just Con and Isabelle!