Thanks for the feedback for the last chapter. I am glad that you find it funny and without ooc-ness.
Also thanks to those who followed and favorited. That really made me happy.
Sorry for the delay though. I will post the next chapter soon to make up for it. :)
Enjoy.
Sasuke Fb Shenanigans
The next few days at Orochimaru's hideout passed like a blur. Sasuke started his training vigorously.
I would kill Itachi. I had to get stronger at all costs. The raven haired teen trained non-stop from dawn to dusk, passing out from exhaustion at night and resuming the same cycle in the morning.
Sasuke paid no attention either to his surrounding or the deranged people roaming around him. He didn't even check his Fb. Now that was something to brag about.
It was until kabuto stressed- "Hey Sasuke! Confirm Orochimaru sama's and my friend requests and please move out of "The Hidden leaf group" and become a member of the sound group- that he found himself sitting again in front of that old fashioned computer.
Hidden leaf avenger.1
Password: MustKillItachi
Sasuke was taken aback to see his newsfeed literally flooding.
It looks like his last status has gotten a lot of people's panties in a bunch.
Sasuke cursed under his breath while scrolling down. Apparently the dobe was up and running. He could tell that by his status or rather statuses.
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Uzumaki Naruto
Just watch it teme, I will bring you back. #BringUchihaBack
5k likes, 600 comments, 200 shares
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Uzumaki Naruto
I won't let my friend die by the hands of a slithering snake. #BringUchihaBack
2k likes, 700 comments, 200 shares
Sasuke rolled his eyes. Who was dying here? Not him for sure. Someone needs to get that knucklehead's facts straight.
Sasuke fingers itched to type a reply and be that one person but he had already decided that he would not engage with his old friends anymore. Hn, you will see dobe!
Sasuke kept reading.
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Uzumaki Naruto
How can the one that can't even bring his friend back become a Hokage? #BringUchihaBack
2k likes, 700 comments, 200 shares
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Uzumaki Naruto
SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEE~
100 likes, 70 comments
Ouch Sasuke touched his ear, he could literally hear Naruto shouting his name after reading this. Naruto statuses were always intense, for the lack and better word, persistent and overflowing just like him.
When he was complaining to the third Hokage for not giving him practical missions he would complain to his heart content, uploading status after he had been given a free ramen for being a regular customer at Ichiruka's, he would go all night squealing about it.
They were the words he speaks pasted directly. That's why sometimes it was easy to imagine him voicing the words while reading his status
The raven haired avenger caught the glimpse of 10000 messages from the corner of my eye.
Sasuke knew most of them belonged to his blond friend. Nobody could be a pest like him.
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I searched for Orochimaru and Kabuto and added them. After that I opened "The Hidden Leaf Village" group and left it while grumbling. It was such a drag but considering the status I posted last time it was necessary.
I searched for "the Hidden Sound Group". From the looks of the DP's of the people in that group I could tell that they were all psychos and freaks, but I still joined it for the sake of the appearances.
I hung around that sound group bored to death, scrolling through the posts that were usually about the number of prisoners in the bases, some pictures of cursed marks beasts, some of the Orochimaru's henchmen highlighting his good qualities. Sound Karin was on the top the list for that. Such a washout group.
I was already missing the hidden leaf group where we used to make plans for the summer festival and picnics. The Hokage posting the upcoming missions, the clan heads gloating about their superiority, The sensei's fighting over their teaching abilities and the fangirls getting an ample opportunity to hit a lot of hot guys at the same time.
While roaming around aimlessly in sound group, I thought I saw Kabuto or rather pictures of Kabuto.
Pictures of Kabuto, posing while making medicines?
I laughed a good laugh after watching this. So that's why he take so much time to concoct a single dose. I remember seeing a camera with stand laying around near Kabuto most of the time.
I frowned. Kabuto antics could give away their location someday.
Suddenly an idea popped into my mind. If Orochimaru- an S rated criminal was on FB then there are 90 percent chances that… that
I held my breath as I typed the name in the search box.
Results found:
I couldn't believe my eyes
There he was
Uchiha Itachi
No way. He was always there and I didn't know. I could have sent him death threat all the time if I knew.
I felt my blood boil. I clicked on the name in the blink of an eye. I was just doing this for informational purposes anyway. His timelines opened and I fully prepared myself for some snooping, only to find that he had hidden his everything.
What they hell. What kind of celebrity puts privacy on?
I was livid but then I saw likes on his cover photo. A smirk formed on my face.
Uchiha Sasuke was not above stalking when it came to Fb.
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After some time of stalking Sasuke found himself back on his homepage.
During his roaming, he stumbled upon a closed group named Akatsuki but when he discovered a person named Uchiha Tobi Madara, he had had enough. Everyone knew he and Itachi were the last two Uchihas still some people had to go and use his clan name
He checked the response to his last status.
Uchiha Sasuke
I officially cut down ties with hidden leaf and start my apprenticeship under Sannin Orochimaru
Orochimaru, kabuto and seventy others like it, 50k comments and 20k shares.
Comments:
Nara Shikamaru: How troublesome
Hatake Kakashi: Did he just write that?
Tsunade Senju: Yes he did.
Haruno Sakura: You cannot cut down ties by just saying so.
Inuzuka Kiba: Hey Sasuke, Glad to see that you are alive.
Fangirl No. 1: Sweetie, send your address and phone number.
Fangirl no. 2: Is the weather hot over there too.
Kabuto: Who would want to stay in hidden leaf anyway?
The list went on and on and escalated into a full-fledged fight between leaf and sound
It was almost midnight by now and I decided to turn it off.
I got a glimpse of Orochimaru's Status.
My eyes popped out of sockets when I saw what he has written.
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Orochimaru:
Sssasssuke has come to my place of his own will. Sssoon his body will be mine. Hahahahahahah~
10k Likes, 500 comments, 20k shares
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Sasuke sat there stunned for a few minutes then he saw red.
Why him, can't he tell how misleading his words are?
I will kill him one day for this. I will kill him.
Sasuke was about to write that but then he smirked. It was the task for some other day. He would definitely post it after two and a half years.
A/N: This is it for now.
More characters will appear later according to manga's sequence.
This chapter was more of a building stone for next chapters.
Do share what you think before leaving and if you have any requests let me know. I would love to fit them in the story.
Bye.
Next up: Temeeeee how dare you unfriend me?