Sasuke Fb shenanigans
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The moments of leisure like these were rare. When Orochimaru and Kabuto would leave for god knows what leaving him to do whatever he likes on their hidden base. And while Sasuke should be turning this base upside down in search of weaknesses of Orochimaru or meditating under the Waterfall to contemplate the best course of action to kill Itachi, he found himself in front of his computer, casually hopping from one profile to another of his class fellows of the academy.
Now he was on the profile of Sakura reading her latest Status. I had been six months and he felt like the symptoms of homesickness were finally getting to him.
Sakura Haruno:
The fifth Hokage took me as her disciple shanarooo.
I will try my hardest to be the best medic nin I can.
P.S: Now I would be able to walk with them instead of watching their backs.
5k likes, 2k comments, 1k shares
Sasuke was astonished to read this but then he chuckled.
So she will become a medic-nin huh and the one trained by the Hokage herself for that one. Good for her. Maybe the Hokage would teach her a defensive move or two so that she could take care of herself.
He read her last line again and shook his head. He had read something like that after their whole fiasco in the forest of death, for all he knew, it meant that her hair was not going to get longer anytime soon.
Sasuke would have clicked like on it but he knew it would cause controversy if a rouge nin like him liked her post.
The Hokage might change her mind to train her and not to mention Kabuto hot on his heel all the time to get him to unlike it for the sake of stupid public image.
He scrolled down to read the comments.
Ino Yamanaka: No way forehead, how did you managed to get Hokage to train you?
Rock Lee: I guess by bribing her with Sake.
Tsunade Senju: Ino and Lee, in my office, RIGHT NOW.
The list was long but he quit it when he got notification of Naruto posting something on his timeline.
Naruto Uzumaki to Uchiha Sasuke
Teme how dare you unfriend me!
30 secs ago
That dobe, Sasuke sighed but replied to his message nonetheless.
Sasuke Uchiha: It's because of your stupid status that I still consider you as a friend now fuck off of my timeline.
2 secs ago
Naruto Uzumaki: Accept my friend request temeeeeeeeeeeee~
1 sec ago.
Sasuke scoffed but left him at that. He didn't even remember why he went through the trouble to unfriend him.
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Flashback~
Two days ago.
Sasuke was really pissed off at Orochimaru for the screaming of his test subject that were disrupting his power sleep and when he came here to escape from reality there was Naruto already here to piss him off.
He even had the audacity to post on his timeline.
Uzumaki Naruto to Uchiha Sasuke
We will always be friends. No matter what. Believe it.
Sasuke eye twitched. He was sleep deprived and tired. All he wanted was some distraction from his real life but so far he was having no luck. He was starting to believe that he was cursed.
Uchiha Sasuke: WE ARE NOT!
Sasuke has typed and press 'send' before he could comprehend what he was doing.
Now since the damage was done. Sasuke thought he should type to his heart content.
Uchiha Sasuke: Hey dobe, remember I tried to kill you. Chidori to the heart, does that ring a bell?
Sasuke typed and smirked, he liked winning arguments especially one on Fb.
Now that was a good distraction.
He silently hoped Kakashi was not here loafing around on Fb. He didn't want him to spam his timeline with the history of Chidori.
Naruto reply came in a beat. Sasuke couldn't fathom how the hell was Dobe active on fb all the time?
Maybe he had appointed one of his shadow clones for that?
Naruto Uzumaki: Hey, I broke your arm after that remember and kicked you across the valley. Anyways whatever you say we are friends. If you really didn't want me to be your friend you would have unfriended me by now.
Sasuke gaped for a solid minute at that.
Then he winced. His ego sustained a deep blow after reading this.
He remembered that that stupid power of Naruto. He was about to retaliate with what he did after that. Soon that comment section was about to be escalated into the full-fledged description of fight they had in the valley of end and may be later into a hypothetical fight (where they would type out the names of their attacks) but then Sasuke got a brilliant idea.
He sped to his friend list smirking all the way.
Searched Naruto name.
The result came up.
Uzumaki Naruto
Studied at Konoha ninja academy.
Works as a ninja (genin)
Sasuke was smirking on the outside but on the inside, he was laughing like a maniac as he clicked on unfriend.
Oh, now I remember. Sasuke thought as he left to eat something.
The next time Sasuke opened his Fb was after one hour.
He saw that he had got fifty friend requests.
He opened it since he was ought to add sound nins who were capable of being added to his new team later.
Respond to your friend requests
Ramen king
Orange Hokage
Splendid ninja
Teme's hater
Lord Sixth
Not Naruto
Unpredictable blonde
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
Could he try to be not so obvious?
He scrolled down, and felt like his eyes would roll themselves into the other dimension if he rolled them anymore at the fancy names dobe made up.
Then there were some people from here in the hideout.
Test subject No.4575
Test subject No.6776
Test subject No.8578
Sasuke cringed as he clicked decline after decline.
How the hell the test subjects even got access to fb.
AND WHY THE HELL DO THEY EVEN HAVE FB?
The last one was.
Madara Tobi Uchiha
Sasuke pulled the wire of the computer out of the socket. He had have enough with this drama. The hell is wrong with that man wanting to be his friend. Like hell, he was going to add an imposter
He was the last Uchiha dammit.
Sasuke left to train to fend off his irritation. Nothing good was happening to him nowadays.
He was getting requests from a bunch of creeps who might not have their intestines intact and some Uchiha wannabes.
Gone were the days when the shinobi of the elite clan from all five great nation pleaded him to add them.
But then Sasuke remembered something and his mood lighten up.
Naruto would have blown a fuse after finding out that all of his fancy friend requests were declined.
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The clouds, the mountain top and him. He could live all his life by this combination if he had a choice. The sound of grass rustling beside him with the wind and clouds moving steadily above him were lulling him to sleep.
The serenity provided by nature was so overwhelming. He thought he could just drown in the silence and peace.
But the moments of peace were short.
"SHIKAMARUUUU"
The heir of Nara clan muttered curses under his breath and sat up from his relaxed lying pose. He saw an orange and yellow approaching him from the distance.
'There goes my peace'
Shikamaru yawned as he watched Naruto approached him.
"The teme is" Naruto said trying to catch his breath
"The bastard won't"
''That ass"
"I tried every …thing"
"Naruto, why don't you catch your breath first and speak later." Shikamaru said but the wheels of his mind had already started to spin. He put out the notebook computer from his backpack that his father handed him down.
The people the work in the Intel division got their hands on latest technology first.
He opened the Fb and opened Sasuke's profile in a beat because the only way Naruto could have any chance at conversation with Sasuke was here.
He found the post with the rift.
"He has unfriended you hasn't he?" Shikamaru stated, matter of factly.
Naruto who was sober by now and peeking over the lazy ninja's shoulder to watch him scroll, nodded.
Shikamaru sighed and shook his head.
"I don't know what's his problem. I mean how the hell he even got that idea."
"I can guess" Shikamaru muttered while eyeing Naruto's oh-so-tempting-invitation-kind-of comment.
"Have you tried with fake id's?"
"Yes I have" Naruto screeched. "So many of them but none of them worked."
"Let me guess, did any of them included the ramen or Hokage, or orange?"
Shikamaru asked already knowing the answer.
Naruto watched him inquisitively.
"Ye..ss and what of it?"
Shikamaru just shook his head.
"It's going to be so troublesome."
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"There done." Sasuke watched his new cover photo appreciatively. It was the landscape with trees marked with random targets where the kunai thrown by him hit the bull's eye in all of them.
He saw that Kabuto had uploaded a status recently.
Kabuto Yakushi:
Kabuto Yakushi was with Orochimaru at an inn in the land of tea.
Photo
1k likes, 500 comments, 200 shares.
That kabuto, did he just posted Orochimaru's and his picture out here on the web. There were the most wanted criminals for heaven's sake.
If I ever got into trouble because of his statuses then I will kill him. Sasuke was thinking about smashing Kabuto's camera but then he saw that he got a friend request.
Hn, probably dobe again! Let's see what he came up with this time. Sasuke chuckled.
Sasuke knew that the dobe would have gotten help from someone for sure this time but he would see right through them all.
He clicked on the icon preparing himself for some good laugh.
But that didn't happen.
Uchiha Itachi has sent you a friend request.
Sasuke became stunned for a good minute.
Itachi?
Itachi?
He thought incredulously. He felt his blood boiling and going into his eyes. His Sharingan surfaced to make sure it was real.
Itachi?
Why did he send me a friend request? Is it his trick?
He wants to spy on me I know.
No way the hell am I going to accept his request. Sasuke thought smirking.
He was about to press decline but then another thought crossed his mind.
Wait, he knew I won't accept it. It's too predictable. He is probably expecting me to decline it.
Sasuke gave in to the urge to smirk maniacally.
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Uchiha Sasuke has confirmed your request.
"Holy shit! Shikamaru you are the best. Your idea actually worked. I thought he would never accept it. He probably didn't even thought that it was us considering how fast he accepted."
Yawn. "So troublesome, it's complicated Naruto but you might have heard that saying to keep your friend close but you enemies closer."
"So he added him, I mean me because of that."
"Nah, It was his ego-thinking."
Naruto just watched him dumbfounded.
"For future reference Naruto once you change back your name, stay away from Sasuke's timeline. Next time it won't work." Shikamaru advised him sternly while eyeing the list of likes on one of Naruto enthusiastic posts.
"Okay fine. I am leaving for training with Pervy Sage anyways, I don't think I would have time for that." Naruto said before skipping off.
Shikamaru watched Naruto zooming off and then to his post that real Uchiha Itachi had liked, one about bringing Sasuke back.
"What a drag." Shikamaru said as he logged out.
A/N: Finally, it's done.
I hope you enjoyed it. I couldn't help but to add a little bit of Shikamaru, after watching Boruto and Shikadai, I remembered how cool Naruto's and Shikamaru's Interaction was.
Thanks to all the awesome readers, who followed, favorited and reviewed the last chapter. It makes me happy and keeps me motivated to write next chapter.
I also want to apologize for the delay, apparently, my professors thought it was a good idea to shorten the deadlines to submit our final projects. The last two weeks were like hell.
The good news is I am done now and I am already halfway through the next chapter.
I will post it once I get atleast 5 reviews for this chapter. I know I am being ...(ummm I don't know). But you have no idea how much your words mean to me and I really need them.
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