HELLO PEOPLE! These chapters will FINALLY be longer and, in this chapter, it changes the point of view! I'M SO HAPPY!
GIR: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (From the episode megadoomer)
Me: GIR! You're not supposed to be here! Come back when I write chapter six! (Spoiler)
GIR: I DON'T WANNA! *pause* OKAY! (from the episode walk for your lives or something along the lines of that. *sigh* the one with the slow explosion.)
*GIR walks out the door*
Why do I even have a door to another world in my bedroom? Soon Aang will walk through that door. Haha. Like that'll happen. *Korra bursts through the door*
OH COME ON!
*she slowly backs up through the door to another world*
Hehe. I'm scary sometimes. Anyway, TO THE PORK COW! What? I'm hungry.
5 minutes later…
NOW to the story. *munch munch munch* oh yeah, and disclaimer: I do not own any quotes, characters, or episodes from Invader Zim, Avatar: The Last Airbender, or The Legend of Korra. If I did, I would be the most amazing person on the planet, and on Irk. But sadly, I do not. Nickelodeon does.
I've been running for a few weeks, trying to get as far away from that town as possible. Whatever this town is called, it's far enough. I'm too tired to go any further. I slow down. Weird, no one even glanced at me. I mean, yeah, I got my hologram fixed about a week ago, but still, they should've noticed my super speed. Never mind that, I tell myself. I need to find a new home and high school.
I wander through the streets until I see a large building with the words HI SKOOL on the front of it. I walk through the front office doors and walk up to the front desk. "Can I help you?" the secretary asks in a bored voice.
"Yes, actually. I'd like to enroll," I reply.
"Okay. Sign this," She says and hands me a small piece of paper.
"Ummm… this is a body hair removal card," I say.
"oh, gimme that," she says, snatching the card out of my hands, "Three more hole punches and I get a free mustache waxing!" she hands me a different paper, "Sign this instead." I scribble Flora on the line and give it back to her, "Your teacher will be Ms. Sours. She's right down the hall in room 211. (Hehe. Recognize the room number smeet16?) Good luck, you're going to need it." Oooooookkkkaaaaayyyy… I think.
Dib's P.O.V.
Ms. Sours screams and growls into the phone, then throws it out the window… again. That's the sixth one this week, and it's Monday! "Class, despite my mental outrage, the district is letting you celebrate Christmas this year. Now pass out your Christmas rock slabs. It's traditional."
"Ms. Sours, long ago, didn't people pass out presents and do secret Santa? What happened to that?" I ask. Wow, I think. This is starting to sound A LOT like the day Tak came into class. God I hope she isn't coming back. "You don't wanna know," Ms. Sours replies, "Also, to celebrate overcrowding the Hi Skool, (spelled wrong on purpose) we have a new useless addition to the class," oh no, I think to myself. "Flora."
DUN DUN DUNNNNN! Well, that's all I have for this chapter, so tune in next week on LEGEND OF FLORAAAAA! Hehe just kidding. My internet was down again so I had plenty of time to write and type chapters. So really it's tune in in a couple of minutes for more of LEGEND OF FLORAAAA! Now, REVIEW OR DIE! I don't know. See ya!
