HIII PEOPLE! It's time for… ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THE LEGEND OF FLORA! There are a few things that will be new and a few things that will be the same. I won't tell you the new things *evil smile J* but I will tell you the things that are the same. 1. Flora is still in the story 2. this story is still awesome, and 3. I'm still insane. This chapter I need to put a disclaimer sooo… disclaimer: I don't own invader zim blah de blah blah and so on. I do own Flora, and my good internet friend that I've never met nicky0 owns her ocs and smeet16 (formerly my reviewer/friend in the real world without an account) is one of my many best friends in the real world helps me write the story but I do not own her characters Jaki, Gilligan, Derp, and Eyea who are not currently in the story but will be soon. Sooo….. yeah. TO THE STORY!
When I open the classroom door, a large rock whizzes past my head. What the-oh. It must almost be Christmas. I walk in, and the room is in chaos. Rocks are flying everywhere, and two kids- one of them green- are on their desks screaming, "He's an alien, I swear it!" with the green kid shouting back, "Filthy Dib-stink! You lie, YOU LIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!" then they both fall off of their desks, laughing their heads off. Oooooookkkkaaaaayyyy…
I sit between the person the green kid called Dib-stink and a girl with red, white, blue and brown hair with a floral patterned shirt and snowflake patterned jeans. She laughs, "So that's how you guys acted in Ms. Bitters's class?" she asks the green kid and, umm, Dib-stink. She notices me staring at her in a weird way. "Oh yeah, by the way, I'm Alexis, scythe hair over there is Dib, and green kid is Zim. That guy over there," she points to a boy with brown hair, " is MY LITTLE BROTHER ALEX," she shouts the last four words so he could hear her, and he shouts back, "ONLY BY TWO SECONDS!" I laugh. "She," Alexis continues, pointing to another girl, "Is Shadow. She's Slender Man's daughter."
"Yeah right," I say, not believing her.
"It's true!" Alexis insists, "We'll even show you. We're all meeting up at Zim's place to see some old friends. I've been, um, out of town. Want to come?"
"Yeah sure. Where does Zim live?" I ask.
"He doesn't really have an address. He just sort of popped out of nowhere," Dib says.
"Zim did not!" Zim protests, "Zim "popped out" of a voot cruiser!"
"Does he always talk in the third person?" I ask.
"Yes," both Dib and Alexis reply, in a slightly annoyed tone. The bell rings. "Doom, doom, doom, doom, go now," Ms. Sours says.
"Is that all she lectures about?" I ask.
"Yes," all of my newly found friends say in sync as we walk out of the door towards the cafeteria.
"It's really annoying," Alex says.
"Zim and I had Ms. Bitters. You know, Ms. Sours's older less evil twin sister? I thought that was torture, but then I met her. Nothing can get much worse then Ms. Sours. I'm still wondering if either of them can survive in the sun…" Dib says. We enter the cafeteria. "Oh great," Alexis complains, "It's beans and mayo day. I can't have beans. What am I going to do for lunch?"
"Zim and I can't have it either," Alex says, "Can't you call Nancy to tell her to bring food for all of us? I'm sure Dib, Shadow, and Flora don't want beans and mayo."
All three of us scream "NO!" at the same time.
"Okay. I'll call Nancy. She'll be here in a few." Alexis replies.
Yep. One of my longer chapters. Review if you liked or if you didn't like. I don't care which. If you liked, tell me about how much of an amazing writer I am and how completely insane I am. Don't worry, I accept my insanity. If you didn't like, weeeellll, THEN GO READ A DIFFERENT FANFIC! I tried to be less insane for this chapter. Didn't work out. SEE YA SUCKERS! TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!